WCTNA Thread 35: TNA based efed

[MikeyMania]

Jay with a Lethal-canrana.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Joe with the Muscle Buster, fairly quick.

[Brainbustaaah!]

Jay with a Hydroplane!

[Perpetual Nirvana]

So now I have to break the tie. I hate this.

[MikeyMania]

Sept 10, 2010 15:32:54 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

So now I have to break the tie. I hate this.

Break it in favour of Joe if you like. Jay had a good run.

[The Tank]

Sept 10, 2010 15:34:42 GMT -5 MikeyMania said:

Sept 10, 2010 15:32:54 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

So now I have to break the tie. I hate this.

Break it in favour of Joe if you like. Jay had a good run.

I say champ should retain in a tie, but that's just me.

[Deleted]

Joe with the ole kick

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tie breaker: Joe with and ole kick

Joe goes for a half nelson suplex but Jay adjust and lands on his feet. Lethal catches Joe as her turns round and goes for the Lethal Combination but Joe counters into a hip toss. Joe sets Lethal up on the top rope for the Muscle Buster but Lethal counters with punches and kicks. Joe falls hard off the top. Jay climbs up and comes off with the big Elbow Drop. Joe rolls out of the way and Jay crashes and burns. Joe locks on the Clutch! Jay struggles but stuck in the middle of the ring he has no choice but to tap out!

Val: Here is your winner and the NEW WCTNA X Division Champion, Samoa Joe!

Tenay: Joe has don it, he has regained the X Division title.
West: And now it's on to Dinero I guess.
Tenay: Or AJ. Hey, wait.

Joe stands in the ring holding the X Division title. Jay gets to his feet and turns to find himself face to face with Joe. Jay gets in a fighting stance but Joe extends his hand. Jay warily accepts and shakes Joe's hand.

Tenay: Well I'm surprised at that quite frankly.
West: It's good sportsmanship. Good to see.

*TBP are shown back stage, Velvet is pacing back and forth*

Can you believe that girl!? She doesn't... I can't... does she think that this is over!?

Velv... calm down.

I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! That little... tramp.... "friend" of yours walks in here... costs us the tag team belts...TWICE mind you... and now gets a Tag Title match here tonight while we are left off the card?! We're the f****** Beautiful People. You build Pay Per Views around us... not leave us off the card!

*Grabing Velvet* Look, it is all going to work out in the end.

How can you say...!

*Angelina starts whispering something in Velvet's ear. Velvet's mouth curls into a small smile, apparently liking what Angelina was telling her.*

So just head back to the room and just have a relaxing evening... order some room service or something. I'm going to stay behind and watch the tag title match.

*Velvet leaves the scene as Angelina turns back to the monitor*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Sorry mikey, but Tank has done good work (not that you haven't) and this fits in with what I had planned for Bound For Glory.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Thunder and Lightning are in the locker room. Kong is seated on the bench, polishing Sarita’s belt.

Tonight? Failure is not an option. We did not come this far to lose to a pair of bimbo Barbie dolls. You will do your part, Kong. Because if not, you know what happens. That nice house, the new car, the vacations? Everything you‘ve done for your brother? Gone.

Kong looks up at Sarita, who snatches her belt away.

Like I said. Failure.

Is NOT an option.

Sarita walks out of the room. Kong pulls out a picture of her brother. She looks at it for a moment, sighs, then gets up and follows Sarita.

[MikeyMania]

Sept 10, 2010 15:39:10 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

Sorry mikey, but Tank has done good work (not that you haven't) and this fits in with what I had planned for Bound For Glory.

It's fine. I'm happy with Joe going over and the end was a nice touch.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

This is it Lacey, the day we have been waiting for.

REALLY!?

Yes, rea... wait... no...not doing this again... not tonight... so getting this out of the way early. What exactly do you think we have been waiting for?

We finally caught them all?!?!

... Caught what all?

The Pokemon!



You know... "Gatta catch them all"



What?

FOCUS! Stay with me for like 2 minutes here Lacey. Can you do that?

Sure!

Tonight we take on Thunder & Lightning for the Women's Tag Team Championships. We have shown that we are capable of beating them on any given night, but THIS is the night that matters. As long as The Beautiful People stay out of...

Oh, don't worry about them! I talked to Angelina, and she promises not to let Velvet interfere tonight. Isn't that great news!

...sure.. Anyway, if we win tonight, we become WCTNA Women's Tag Team Champions. If we win tonight, we will no longer be thought of as a tag team incapable of success. If we win tonight, we silence all of our doubters... and... we... Lacey? ... LACEY!

hhhmmm....What?

*sigh* My 2 minutes were up, weren't they?

Don't you think it is unfair that they are now saying that Pluto is not a planet? I mean, it would be like telling ice cream that it isn't cold.

How did... ya know what... never mind... thinking about it would make my head hurt.

HA HA... That's pretty weird. My head never hurts from just thinking.

...I bet. Anyway, let's go. Our match is about to start.

[The Tank]

....................why can't Lacey be this stupidly entertaining in real life?

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WCTNA Knockout Tag Team Championship!



Val: Introducing the challengers, Traci Brooks and Lacey Von Erich, Leather and Lace!

Tenay: Well these two really have been a surprise and they could go the way tonight.
West: Oh yeah!
Tenay: I meant win the tag belts.
West: I know...



Val: And their opponents, they are the WCTNA Knockout Tag Team Champions, Sarita and Awesome Kong, Thunder and Lightning!

Tenay: Well the tag champions have been in disarray as of late.
West: They better get on the same page here.

WCTNA Knockout Tag Titles
Thunder & Lightning v Leather & Lace
3 votes
10 minutes

[Brainbustaaah!]

Lacey botches a drop-down into a flawless drop toe hold, which she, in trying to stand up, turns into a STF!

[The Tank]

Lacey Von Erich goes for a spear on Sarita but screws it up.........said screwup somehow turning it into a Burning Hammer.

[MikeyMania]

Lacey botches a powerbomb, hitting a piledriver on Sarita.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Lacey motion for the Claw but Kong slams her and drops a leg. Kong climbs the rope but Sarita tags in. Sarita hits a headscissors sending Lacey into the ropes. Traci gets the tag but Sarita doesn't notice. Sarita hits La Reinara but the ref tells her Lacey isn't legal. Sarita turns into the Brooks and Done. 1-2-3!

Val: Here are your winners and the NEW WCTNA Kncokout tag Team Champions, Leather and Lace!

Tenay: They did it! Lacey and Traci are the tag champions.
West: Yeah, what a fairytale story.

As Lacey and Traci leave, celebrating, Sarita looks pissed. She orders Kong into the ring and starts shouting at her. Sarita hauls back and slaps Kong across the face. She thsn slpas Kong again.

Tenay: I dunno what she's mad about, she was the one pinned.
West: She the leader, she deligates.
Tenay: Deligates? Is that what you call that?

Sarita goes to slap Kong again but Kong grabs her arm. Kong hooks Sarita's other arm and lifts her up. Implant Buster! Kong wlaks off leaving Sarita laying in the ring.

*Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, the Motor City Machine Guns, are backstage with Christy Hemme.*

Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin, tonight you have another shot at becoming three-time WCTNA Tag Team Champions when you take on High Flight. Last month, they did manage to defeat you and retain, so I have to ask. What's your strategy heading into tonight's match-up?

Our strategy? Our strategy is the same as always. See, Chris and myself, we've been called "The New Hardy Boyz".

Can you say that?

Just did. Now, we've been called that, been called "The New RVD and Sabu" since we've teamed up. And honestly, we're SICK of it! We're tired of being compared to those teams! Chris and myself, we're not imitators. We're not content with filling the role that Jeff and his brother made. We INNOVATE. We're the new breed of tag team wrestlers. We're the Motor, and sometimes Murder, City Machine Guns. We're our own men Christy.

We've spent years perfecting our craft Christy. Years in Japan, in WCROH, independents across the globe. Ask any wrestling fan in this country, and they'll tell you that Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin are their favorite tag team. Ask any wrestling fan in Japan, and they'll tell you that MCMG vs. SPEED Muscle set the bar for tag team wrestling in Nihon. This team, the Motor City Machine Guns, we've proven that we're not rip-offs, we're the genuine articles. And when we put High Flight out of commission and win OUR tag team titles back, we're going to prove that we're better than our so-called predecessors ever were.

Tonight, there's no doubt in our minds that we're walking away, 3-Time WCTNA Tag Team Champions. Van Dam and Hardy may have proven that they can still go when they need to, but this is Shelley and Sabin making a stand. This is us saying that we're better than they ever were, this is us saying that the homegrown WCTNA talent is better than two men who hit their stride 7 years ago. The Motor City Machine Guns are NOT leaving tonight without the WCTNA Tag Team Titles, because we're not losing to them. Not twice in a row.

The Motor City Machine Guns are Made In Detroit. And if you don't know what that means, we'll be glad to show you inside that ring.

Let's go Chris.

*The Guns walk off, but not before Sabin gives Christy a quick kiss on the cheek.*

For luck.

*Sabin walks off as Christy looks on, a smile on her face.*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time, the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Rob Van Dam and Jeff Hardy, High Flight. Tonight, you'll be defending the titles against The Motor City Machines. Your thoughts?

What is there to say that hasn't been said already? The Guns have provided us with some of our best matches in this company and if everything goes our way, we're sure to go out with a bang.

Shouldn't that be on a high?

Whatever man, we'll sort that out when it's said and done. Besides, Sabu said he wants in again.

Alright but I'm driving.

Yeah, yeah, I learnt my lesson in 2006. Don't be speedin' whilst your... well, you know what happened.

Damn straight and if either of us gets caught now, it could be trouble.

Guys, what exactly are your refering to?

Never you mind what we're reefering

Dude, she said refering.

Well, when you hand round Sabu all day you're bound to botch eventually.

Can we just focus on the Guns for now?

Yeah, yeah, I'm getting there. We've heard you guys compared to alot of tag teams. The Hardy Boys, London and Kendrick.

Now those guys are fun to hang out with. What's Brian doing after the show anyway?

I think he's got Petey coming up Sunday. Better leave him be. What we're getting to is that, we don't think Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin should be compared to those teams. Don't get us wrong, we're not disrespecting them. It's just we think they're a whole lot better than most teams out there.

Woah, hey. If Matt got in shape, we could beat them.

Well, he'd need to be here first.

Don't worry about that, he's gonna get fired any day now.

Well you don't need to team with him. You've got Mr. PPV, Rob Van Dam.

Sweet.

And I've got the Charismatic Enigma, Jeff Hardy.

Awesome.

Tonight, we're going to one again prove why we are the best tag team in WCTNA. We did it last month and Guns, we'll do it again tonight. Sorry about your damn luck.

Dude, that's Beer Money's line.

Get the tables?

Not in WCTNA any more.

Be jealous?

Different company.

I got it. Us retaining our titles is not only encouraged, it's allowed.

Dave's not here.

Aww, man, let's just do this thing.

Shelley, Sabin, prepared to be taken to the extreme.

[OB91]

Safe guys, I'm at a party and I'mma enjoying the PPV so far.