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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 10, 2010 16:05:37 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WCTNA World Tag Team Championship!
Val: Introducing the challengers, from Detroit, Michigan, at a combined weight of 420 pounds, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, the Motor City Machine Guns!
West: Man I cannot wait. Their match last month was amazing.
Tenay: Well the Guns aiming for their third WCTNA tag title here tonight.
Val: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 452 pounds, they are the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Jeff Hardy and Rob Van Dam, High Flight!
Tenay: But they have to defeat High Flight in order to do that.
West: They couldn't do it at Destination X, can they do it tonight?
WCTNA World Tag Team Championship
High Flight v Motor City Machine Guns
3 votes
10 minutes
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Post by OB91 on Sept 10, 2010 16:08:22 GMT -5
Shelley hits Sliced Beard #2 on RVD, FROM THE TOP ROPE!
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 10, 2010 16:10:30 GMT -5
Rob Van Dam with a six star frog splash.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 10, 2010 16:11:38 GMT -5
RVD and Hardy hit the DWI on Sabin!
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Post by The Tank on Sept 10, 2010 16:15:27 GMT -5
Shelley debuts his greatest move against Jeff Hardy.........Sliced Bread #3!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 10, 2010 16:19:51 GMT -5
Tie-breaker: Van Dam with a Van Crushinator
Hardy whips Sabin into the corner but Sabin reverses. Jeff jumps to the top rope. Whisper in the Wind! Shelley comes in and takes Hardy down with a Flatliner. Van Dam comes in but Shelley kicks him low and whips him into the ropes but RVD couners into a spin kick. Sabin goes for a back kick on RVD but RVD catches his foot and hits a spinning wheel kick. Rolling Thunder by Van Dam! Hardy goes up. Swanton! 1-2-3!
Val: Here are your winners and STILL WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Rob van Dam and Jeff Hardy, High Flight!
Tenay: Well that was another amazing match.
West: But again, High Flight able to get the win.
JKO is pacing back and forth in the back. Bobby Lashley enters.
Man, where‘ve you been?! You got this big match tonight and quite frankly, I don‘t like your chances!
Excuse me?! You don‘t like my chances?! Do you know who you‘re talkin‘ to?! I am the GREAT Bobby Lashley!
Well Bobby, you ain‘t been so great lately!
Lashley glares at JKO.
No I mean it, man! Look at you! You almost never wrestle on iMPACT anymore! And when you do, you get beat! And I get beaten up! Quite frankly, I‘m sick and tired of being your meat shield! Every week, the same old deal! You piss somebody off, they take it out on me, then you get lucky at the PPV! Usually with my help! But not tonight, man!
What‘re you sayin‘?
I’m sayin’ you’re on your own tonight, man! I ain’t nobody’s Virgil!
JKO storms out, leaving a stunned Lashley in his wake.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 10, 2010 16:22:13 GMT -5
We see Desmond Wolfe in the back with the table, sunglasses as usual positioned on there to look at the camera.
No Surrender.
WCTNA
Global Championship.
Desmond Wolfe looks at the door
That is what it's called right?
Ok thanks!
Wolfe looks back to the camera
So, No Surrender.
That's what this is, where we are, how I feel.
There's no turning back now.
It doesn't matter how you muppets feel about me, how you feel about wrestling, seeing me on iMPACT! beat such stars like Abyss, Kevin Nash and ahem JKO...
The fact is, there is nowhere that you can see me! The incomparable Desmond Wolfe compete with these wrestlers, I could've said superstars which we kind of are, but we are no, I AM WRESTLING. I AM DESMOND WOLFE!
I AM
A WANKER!
Wolfe pauses briefly standing there with his arms in the air, before flipping off the camera and staring at it again.
So yeah, anyway.... No Surrender!
Lashley, you are a completely useless wanker. First you send JKO to attack me after a match against Abyss.
That ended well didn't it?
Then you decided that if you sat on the entrance ramp in that chair you have, which I think looks like Orlando Jordan had a segment where he squirted lotion on it.
Woo. I just laughed about it while I went along my business beating up Kevin Nash who had apparently never heard of me.
Nice pipe by the way.
Finally you try beating me down after a "match" against your windowlicker and you manage to catch me with a spear, and your windowlicker...
Once you fled with your "lapels" flapping around like they just don't care, I put that little wanker sidekick you had on the Tower of London and put him to the school of hard knocks.
I could break your jaw.
I could send you off the Tower of London.
I might even lock you in the Dungeon.
There will be No Surrender for me Mr Lashley.
Desmond grabs the sunglasses and puts them on.
For you, there are worse things, you could be Cody Deaner. You could have in Awesome Kong's position of being Sarita's windowlicker, hell you could be getting your arse kicked by Desmond Wolfe tonight.
Oh wait.
You will be.
See you later.
Wanker.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 10, 2010 16:25:57 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WCTNA Legends Championship!
Val: Introducing first, the challenger, from London, England, weighing 225 pounds, Desmond Wolfe!
Tenay: Desmond Wolfe gets his opportunity at the Legends title here.
West: Ha has a challenge against the Great Bobby Lashley!
Val: And from Colorado Springs, Colorado, weighjing 252 pounds, he is the WCTNA Legends Champion, Bobby Lashley!
Tenay: Well there's no JKO so it looks like Lashley is gonna have to go with Plan B and use his ability to win the match.
West: He's the Great Bobby Lashley! He should have no problem.
WCTNA Legends Championship
Bobb Lashley v Desmond Wolfe
4 votes
15 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 10, 2010 16:28:09 GMT -5
Wolfe with a TKO.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2010 16:29:20 GMT -5
Wolfe with a swinging lariat.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 10, 2010 16:32:25 GMT -5
Wolfe with a British Suplex. (A regular suplex, but more limey-ey.)
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Team Rocket
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Post by OB91 on Sept 10, 2010 16:37:56 GMT -5
Hooray I won my first title!
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Post by The Tank on Sept 10, 2010 16:38:36 GMT -5
Congratulations. You definitely earned it.
Nothing against M's stuff with The Great Buhbeh Lashley.
Sadly, he no duhminade.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 10, 2010 16:45:46 GMT -5
Wolfe quickly snaps the arm of Lashley and then sets for the Tower, countered to the Dragon Sleeper! Wolfe grabs the rope to break, and from the apron he snaps Lashley's neck over the second rope. He locks in the London Dungeon in the ropes! Wolfe breaks before the count of five. Wolfe goes for the Jawbreaker lariat but Lashley aviads it and sets up for the spear. Wolfe dodges this and sends Lashley into the corner. He then sets Wolfe up on tyhe top. London Dungeon! 1-2-3!
Val: Here is your winner and the NEW WCTNA Legends Champion, Desmond Wolfe!
Tenay: Wolfe becomes the new Legends champion here tonight.
JKO comes to the ring and goes face-to-face with Lashley. After a tense moment. JKO turns and attacks Wolfe. Wolfe and Lashley beat down Wolfe but he manages to manages to fight off JKO and send Lashley outside.
West: JKO and the Great Bobby Lashley back on the same page.
Tenay: Certianly looks that way but it doesn't stop Wolfe winning the Legends title.
West: Spoilsport.
*Mr. Anderson is seen backstage, warming up for his match.*
Are you getting all this? Don't be shy. You can go back if you want because I want the whole world to see the man who is going to end Kurt Angle's career tonight. Whether you like me or you don't, I couldn't really give a crap either way but there is no denying I am on the biggest roll of my life. After all, just watch the last Impact. It wasn't Kurt Angle who pinned the world champion. It wasn't Joe, Lethal or Dinero. It was me. That's tearing away at AJ's mind as we speak but I'll get to him next month and believe me, I will. As for tonight, I finally get to end what should have been over a long time ago.
Kurt, you think one cocky Angle Slam gives you the edge going into this match? You're wrong. I may not have held a world title yet, I may not have put on any five star classics but I damn well know I am better than you and deep down in your heart, you know it to. Times are changing and you can't avoid the rush. Don't worry though, I have no problem making sure you get out of the way.
After tonight, you won't have to worry about the future of WCTNA because you won't be in it. Get ready for the beating of your life, given to you, by the one, the only, the next WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion,
MISSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR ANDERSON!
Wait for it.
Wait for it.
Actually, you people can keep waiting. Unlike Kurt Angle, I've got all the time in the world.
*Anderson goes back to his exercises as the camera cuts away*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 10, 2010 16:48:39 GMT -5
Please welcome the only Olympic Gold Medalist in WCTNA history, Kurt Angle.
Thanks for that but tonight isn't about what I've done. It's about what's going to happen. I have nothing but respect for the young talent here in WCTNA but they need to keep in mind, they wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for people like myself. Ken Anderson thinks he can talk a big game but at the end of the day, he's just another young punk looking for an ass whupping from the best in the world. And then, when I'm done breaking his ankle in two, I'm coming after you Bischoff.
I'm sick and tired of the crap you've been making me go through the last few months and believe me, you will pay for everything you have done. That's real, that's damn...
*Before Angle can continues, Anderson cheap shots him from behind.*
Hey Kurt, your wait is almost over but I want you to listen real close. That ringing in your ears right now, it's saying one word over and over again that after tonight, you'll never be able to get out of your head because you know it's the man who ended your career. And for those morons who haven't figured it out yet, that word is simply
ANDERSON!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2010 16:50:15 GMT -5
Congrats to SNS and OB91. You guys did some great work and definitely deserved to win.  |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 10, 2010 16:51:34 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Green Bay, Wisconson, weighing 243 pounds, Mr Anderson!
Tenay: The cocky Mr Anderson was handpicked to face off with Kurt Angle here tonight.
West: Well Bischoff's grand plan seemingly doesn't include the Olympic Giold Medalist.
Val: And his opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is Professional Wrestling's only Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
Tenay: Well Angle is not going to bow out just yet.
West: Anderson may force the issue here.
Kurt Angle v Mr Anderson
4 votes
15 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 10, 2010 16:52:21 GMT -5
Anderson with a running STO.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2010 16:52:55 GMT -5
Anderson with a DDT!
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Post by The Tank on Sept 10, 2010 16:53:22 GMT -5
Congrats to SNS and OB91. You guys did some great work and definitely deserved to win. *clears throat loudly and holds up the X-Division Title* Yes, I know you're referring to people who took your titles, but I'd like a little adulation, too.  EDIT: Oh, and Anderson does a loud and obnoxious superkick that the Internet overhypes as the greatest thing ever. |
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