WCTNA Thread 35: TNA based efed

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: We are two days away form a wild and controversial No Surrender
West: We saw title change hands, shocking swerves and epic returns but the major news is that The Pope is now the world champion. Just like I predicted.
Tenay: Thanks to Hulk Hogan.
West: Still counts.
Tenay: We'll the new champion is in action in our main event aginst the former chanmpion AJ Styles along with two other men who met at No Surrender, Kurt Angle and Mr Anderson.



West: Well here comes someone who isn't a happy camper.
Tenay: I honestly don't know why. She got the match with Taylor she wanted and retained the Knockout title to boot.
West: And she got to do what a lot of guys would like to do and lick Taylor's face.
Tenay: Yeah, what the hell was that about?

*Daffney comes to the ring wearing her new gear from No Surrender and carrying the Knockout championship. She takes a mic from JB.*

I come out before all of you still Knockout champion. That should make me happy. I got what I wanted. A fight with Taylor. We beat the living hell out of eachother and it was glorious. But then it was over. Just like that. It left me very...unsatisfied. So I tried to get the release I craved. But as I was doing this, I was visited by a ghost from my past. I dunno why you came back but if you get in my business, Tara, I'll do what I did last time. Leave you bloody and broken. So I suggest you go back into into your self imposed exile before I retire you. Permenantly.



*Tara comes down with a mic*

Oh Daffney. You have new threads, you have a shiny new belt. But you're still the same. So very predictable.

I'm predictable? You retired. Gone. Finished. I gave you a fond farewell myself. But I knew, just knew you'd be back. So tell me. What the hell are you doing here?

I am here for one simple reason. Because I saw what was going on. I saw how you took out your competition, which let you with one recourse, to retread old ground. And when Hamada called me and told how Taylor was acting I had to do something. For her. Because I will not let you play your games and screw her up again. You think Taylor knows you? Nobody knows you. Not like I do. Because everybody here only sees what you show them. You want to spout that crap about people hiding who they are, you are just the same.

Oh please, I am nothing like these people. I am...

Oh shut up. You gonna give the same garbage again about how you're ahead of the curve, about how everybody else is crazy and you're the only sane one? What complete crap. You're not some visionary, some radical thinker. All you are is an angry little girl!

No!

You forget. When we were teaming, you told me things. Dr Stevie told me things. You see all these other women focus on what you are. None of them ever think to ask why you are.

*Daffney starts screaming and covers her ears*

No, no, you mustn't tell!

It's alright. It's okay, Shannon!

No! Shannon is dead! You hear me? She died a long time ago! You can't help me!

I'm not here to help you. When a child misbehaves you take away it's toys. I'm gonna do the same thing to you by taking away your title.

You're welcome to try.

*Tara gets into a fighting stance and Daffney does likewise. Just when they're about to go at it Angelina Love and Velvet Sky run in and attack them.*

Tenay: The Beautiful People? What are they doing out here?
West: Well if you're remember last week, Daffney attacked Angelina Love during their tag match and caused Angelina to get kicked in the head and take the Hamada Driver.
Tenay: But what did Tara do.
West: She was there.

*Angelina clothesines Tara down while Velvet hist a neckbreaker on Daffney. Velvet then holds Tara while Angelina goes for the Botox Injection but Tara dodges and Angelina gets Velvet instead. Angelina then turns into the Widow's Peak! Velvet pulls herself up into the Daff Knees which causes Velvet to stagger into the ropes and Tara clotheslines her over. Tara turns as Daffney stands up and the two stare eachother down. Bischoff appears on the screen.*

Hey ladies. You want to fight so bad well you can do that. How about later tonight, Tara makes her inring return against Velvet Sky. As for Angelina, well you can have Daffney. And that match starts right now!

*Angelina staggers to her feet outside, trying to shake off the Widow's Peak. Tara leaves the ring and Daffney licks her lips as iMPACT goes to commercial.*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: And we are back on iMPACT with Angelina Love taking on Daffney in a non-title match up.
West: I don't envy Angelina the mood Daffney is in but she has Velvet at ringside watching her back.
Tenay: And Tara is still keeping an eye on this from the ramp.

Daffney v Angelina Love
3 votes
10 minutes

[MikeyMania]

Daffney with some knees to the mid-section of Love.

[The Tank]

Daffney wraps her knee in barbed wire and again knees Angelina in the midsection.

[OB91]

Angelina attempts to flee, only to be dragged back and given a Black Hole Slam through the ring by Daffney.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Daffney hits Daff Knees!

(And dammit, I ran out of time for promoing. Son of a bitch)

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Daffney ducks a clothesline and hooks Angelian up for the Lobotomy but Velvet jumps up on the apron long enough to distract Daffney and allow Angelina to counter into a Fisherman's Suplex. Angelina sets up for the Botox Injection but Tara pulls Velvet off the apron, causing Angelian to take her eye of the ball and run into the Daff Knees. 1-2-3!

JB: Here is your winner, Daffney!

West: Did Tara just help Daffney win?
Tenay: I dunno if that was just a side effect of taking out Velvet.

*Eric Bischoff is in his office with Miss Adams*

So Miss Adams, how was your date on Friday?

It was great. We went to this nice seafood place...

You know, I don't really care. I was just asking out of common curtosy.

*hurt* Okay.

*AJ Styles bursts in*

Hey Bischoff!

Ah, Mr Styles. Can I help you?

Where the hell is Hogan!

That would be Mr Hogan to you.

I don't care about your ass kissing, I just want to know where he is.

Well you see Hulk Hogan is contracted as a consultant. Which means he can come and go as he pleases...

I don't care about the perks the higher ups gave him, I just want him here!

Well if you let me finish, I was saying he can come and go as he pleases. You have to understand, Hulk is a busy man so he may not always be here.

Well tell you what, you call him up on the phone. And you tell him AJ Styles wants a word with him.

I'll try but I dunno if he'll be here.

Be sure that you do. Because I'm calling him out next week and if he doesn't come down to that ring, I'm going to find him. I don't care if I have to go to his house, Brooke's house, prison visting hours with Nick...

Actually he's been out for a while...

I don't care! I'm gonna find Hulk Hogan and I'm gonna make him give me some answers!

Well I wish you luck. But I also have to remind you that you're wrestling in the main event tonight against the new world champion D'Angelo Dinero and a man who may be his next challenger, Mr Anderson.

Oh don't wory. I still have a score to settle with Dinero and I'm sure Kurt has some payback in mind for Anderson.

Well we shall see about that.

Just make the damn call.

*AJ turns and leaves*

Well no time like the present.

*Bischoff picks up the phone and dials, waiting for a moment until the other end is picked up*

Hey, Hulk? Thanks for your contribution Friday. But I need another little favor from you...

[Perpetual Nirvana]

JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Chris Sabin, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 215 pounds, Alex Shelley!

Tenay: The Guns came iup just short again in their bid to become tag champions for the third time.
West: Well you have to wonder where Shelley and Sabin go from here.



JB: And his opponent, accompanied by Tony Luke and Beck Bayless, from Little Italy, New York, weighing 170 pounds, Guido Maritato!

Tenay: The FBI now have a guarenteed shot after they defeated GBH to win the Feast or Fired cases.
West: Well anytime, anywhere, High Flight better watch their backs.

Guido Maritato v Alex Shelley
3 votes
10 minutes

[OB91]

Hmm....

Guido pulls out a tommy gun and shoots Shelley.

[MikeyMania]

Guido with a snap suplex.

[The Tank]

Guido with the Atomic Noodle. (I don't know what it is, but I bet it's awesome.)

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Shelley with the not-a-squash Sliced Bread #34 (Asai DDT)

[Brainbustaaah!]

Shelley with a stiff rolling elbow!

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Shelley hits a kick to the midsection, then a kick to the head. Becky Bayless then distracts both Chris Sabin and the ref. This allows Tony Luke to come in and hit a boot to Shelley which Guido follows up with the Sicilian Slice. 1-2-3!

JB: Here is your winner, Guido Maritato

Tenay: the FBI just stole one!
West: Well you see an opening, you take it.
Tenay: And opening?
West: Hey, it's not the fault of tape chick, or whatever the hell her name is, that she's so ditracting.
Tenay: Yeah, right. Let's go backstage where Brian Kendrick has some words.

So, I've got Petey Williams tonight

Should be fun,

Should be competitive,

Could be a disaster for me,

I've not shown up for a while,

My demons are still chasing me,

Back to the room,

The room,

The room,

It doesn't matter,

Yet,

Petey Williams,

You're walking wounded,

Literally,

Any other day, I'll be seeing if you were alright and if you wanted to chill,

But tonight,

I can't do that,

I want to win,

I want to beat my demons,

And only by succeeding and climbing the mountain to the X,

Will I win this fight,

Good luck for the both of us Petey,

It's time to go and face each other,

Then, I'll see what Rob and Jeff are doing later,

They've given me some space to concentrate,

I need to congratulate them still,

Heh.

Kendrick walks out into the corridor

[MikeyMania]

High Flight and Kendrick have to do a joint promo at some point.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Okay, run it by me one more time, just so I understand it correctly.

You. Are taking on. Brian Kendrick. Deal.

May I remind you that I'm still rehabbing from a broken leg!!

You told us.

Several times actually.

But we should remind you that you're just making excuses.

That, and we don't care.

Besides, it's Brian Kendrick! When was the last time Brian Kendrick was taken seriously.

Wasn't he champion last year in-

Last year doesn't count Petey. What counts is now.

And now, he's someone trying to take your spot.

He is?

It's only a matter of time before he gets it in his head that he should go for the X-Division Title, a title that you once held. And are you gonna let him take YOUR spot?

.... no?

Are you going to let him get opportunities that should be yours?

No!

Are you going to allow this windowlicker to beat you?! The Canadian Destoryer! Maple Leaf Muscle?! The Terror From Toronto?

Windowlicker?

Terror From Toronto?

Desmond Wolfe isn't the only one who can use that word Alex. And Terror From Toronto... Iunno, that name sounds kinda cool.

I'm not using that nickname.

Fair enough.

Look Petey, ignoring Chris's idiocy-

Hey!

Tonight, you need to bring your A game. Last week wasn't the best re-debut, but tonight you make up for it. Are you ready?

Sigh.... as ready as I'll ever be.

WELL GET YOU ASS OUT THERE AND WIN!!

FOR YOURSELF!

FOR WCTNA!

FOR NORTH AMERICA!!

*The Guns shove Petey in the direction of the ring before turning to one another.*

North America?

Well, I had to include Canada in there somewhere.

Good point.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Venice, California, weighing 184 pounds, Brian Kendrick!

Tenay: Kendrick making his first appearance in some time here.
West: And you know he wants to get in that X divison title hunt.



JB: His opponent, from Windsor, Ontario, Canada, weighing 179 pounds, Petey Williams!

Tenay: Petey Williams is still recovering from a serious leg break so this will be a real test of how that leg has healed against Brian Kendrick.
West: Well you gotta believe that he wants his former tag partner Samoa Joe.
Tenay: And that X Division title of his.

Petey Williams v Brian Kendrick
3 votes
10 minutes

[OB91]

Yeah, a joint promo will be cool. PM me later on for how you want it to roll.

Kendrick with 47 kicks to the leg.

[MikeyMania]

Kendrick with a cross body.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Kendrick works over Williams leg then sets Williams up for what appears to be a Sharpshooter but Williems kicks him off into the corner. Kendrick comes back and Williams kicks him low and sets up for the Canadian Destroyer but his leg buckles on him. Kendrick takes advantage and hits The Kendrick. 1-2-3!

JB: Here is your winner, Brian Kendrick!

Tenay: Well it looked like Petey Williams had him but the leg gave out on him.
West: I told you, maybe he came back too soon.
Tenay: Well I doubt it'll be long before he's 100%.

Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, Mr. Anderson.

Can you feel it?

Feel what?

That breath of fresh air here in WCTNA. No Surrender saw myself pick up yet another victory over Kurt Angle and this company finally has a decent champion in D'Angelo Dinero.

Well, tonight, you're teaming with the new champ to face the same men you went against on the PPV, Kurt Angle and AJ Styles.

So the old dog still has some fight left in him. Fine by me. Kurt's career is pretty much on it's death bed anyway. Just a case of someone pulling the plug. As far as tonight goes, considering I've beaten AJ Styles and Kurt Angle within a week span and Pope's beaten them on back to back PPVs, it's pretty obvious who's coming out on top tonight. When it's all said and done, the future of WCTNA will be standing supreme and at that moment, I will challenge D'Angelo Dinero for a WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship match at Bound for Glory that I rightly deserve. There are no two bigger stars in this company and whilst we may be able to get alonger for a greater cause, that doesn't put aside us both wanting to be the best in the world. It obviously isn't AJ anymore and Angle, he hasn't been good in years.

Oh really? Why don't you say that to my face?

I don't see why I should bother wasting anymore of my time on you but seeing as you're gonna need to get used to people repeating themselves for you, I might as well. You haven't been good in...

*Before Anderson can finish, Kurt covers his mouth.*

You know what, I'm sick and tired of hearing you talk. You may have got the win on Friday but you barely did and I doubt you'll do the same tonight. Be thankful you got to walk for two extra days. When tonight's over, you're gonna have a broken freaking ankle. That's real. That's damn real.

*Kurt exits*

Typical Angle. You think he would have learnt by now that nothing can stop, nothing can silence...

MISSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR ANDERSON!

*Ken goes to leave*

Back to ring...

ANDERSON!