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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 12, 2010 15:58:24 GMT -5
JB: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 150 pounds, The Amazing Red!
Tenay: What an opportunity here for Amazing Red. If he can topple the X Divison champion he will be right in line for a title shot.
West: You make that sound easy. I somehow think the reality will be different.
JB: And his opponent, accompanied by Taz, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 280 pounds, he is the NEW WCTNA X Division Champion, "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe!
Tenay: Well Joe beat Jay Lethal and seemed to show him respect after the match.
West: Yeah, I dunno how long that attitude will last.
Samoa Joe v Amazing Red
3 votes
10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 12, 2010 15:59:29 GMT -5
Joe facewashes Red in the corner.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 12, 2010 15:59:31 GMT -5
Joe lawndarts Red into the barricade hard enough to break it.
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Post by OB91 on Sept 12, 2010 15:59:55 GMT -5
Are you going to allow this windowlicker to beat you?! The Canadian Destoryer! Maple Leaf Muscle?! The Terror From Toronto?
Windowlicker?
Terror From Toronto?
Desmond Wolfe isn't the only one who can use that word Alex. And Terror From Toronto... Iunno, that name sounds kinda cool. Cue Desmond Wolfe beatdown. Oh. Samoa Joe hits him with a Joe-currana |
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 12, 2010 16:00:48 GMT -5
Red with a surprise enzuigiri!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 12, 2010 16:09:33 GMT -5
Joe beats Red down in the corner and hits a running facewash. Joe pulls Red up but Red fights back with some kicks. Red goes for a tornado DDT but Joe just pushes him off. Red staggers up and Joe gets behind him and locks on the Clutch! Red taps out!
JB: Here is your winner, Samoa Joe!
Tenay: The X Division champion dominant here.
West: It's Joe. Dominant is like his middle name.
Tenay: Well I wonder who will be next to challenge that man.
West: Whoever it is they'll have a tough test ahead of them.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, High Flight.
Yep, that still sounds as good as the first time you said it.
And now that we're done with the Guns. We're moving onto better things.
You might even say...
*RVD pulls out a pair of glasses and puts them on in a dramatic fashion*
We're bound for glory.
Dude, really?
Sorry.
Jeff, tonight you're going one on one with FBI member Tony Luke. Your thoughs?
You know, whilst it may not seem like we've evere crossed paths, we actually faced off when me and Matt got back together in 2006 for the first time and if I recall, we had no problems beating the FBI then so I may have a new partner but I think we can still handle.
Maybe so but we still got to be careful around them whilst they have that Feast or Fired briefcase.
True but I don't think we'll have to worry about them cashing in tonight. After I take care of Tony Luke, he won't want to be in action for at least a week.
That'll do for now but what about the future?
One day at a time, man. Let's take care of what we need to tonight, first. Tony, prepared to be taken to the extreme.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 12, 2010 16:12:13 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Guido Maritato and Becky Bayless, from from Little Italy, New York, weighing 150 pounds, Tony Luke!
Tenay: Earlier tonight, Guido was successful against aginst Alex Shelley.
West: That was a big win.
Tenay: Thanks to Becky and Tony Luke.
JB: And his opponent, accompanied by Rob Van Dam, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing 215 pounds, he is one half of the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Jeff Hardy!
Tenay: Well anyway, can Tony Luke be as succesful against one half of the tag champions Jeff Hardy.
West: We'll see.
Tony Luke v Jeff Hardy
3 votes
10 minutes
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 12, 2010 16:14:10 GMT -5
Tony Luke lost weight.
Hardy with a Side Effect!
...wait...make that Hardy with a Whisper in the Wind.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2010 16:14:56 GMT -5
Luke hits a Top Rope Kneedrop.
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Post by OB91 on Sept 12, 2010 16:16:34 GMT -5
Hardy with a 450 splash.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 12, 2010 16:16:58 GMT -5
Luke with a Rolling Armbar.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 12, 2010 16:18:59 GMT -5
Hardy with that dropkick thingy he does in the corner with the opponent sitting down.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 12, 2010 16:25:26 GMT -5
Tony Luke whips Jeff into the corner but Jeff leaps to the top and hits the Whisper in the Wind. Jeff waits to Toiny to get up then hits the Twist of Fate! jeffb then goes up top. Guido tries to interfere while Becky distracts the ref again but RVD intercepts him. Jeff then hits the Swanton. 1-2-3!
JB: Here is your winner, Jeff Hardy!
Tenay: Hardy able to get the win here.
West: The FBI batting 1-1 tonight. Which isn't too bad.
Tenay: I guess.
Stevie Richards is sitting in the back, fumbling around with a lighter.
My master.
With him, I am whole.
Without him, I fall apart.
Steven Richards?
He didn’t understand freedom.
Dr. Stevie?
He failed to embrace his own insanity.
Stevie Richards is reborn.
No longer a moralist.
No longer an extremist.
No longer a doctor.
Only…
The original Dancing Fool! Stevie Richards represent! WOO!
Stevie produces a huge fireball from the lighter.
Whoa! Dude!
Though unseen, we can hear Raven cackling evilly as we fade out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 12, 2010 16:28:27 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Angelina Love, reperesenting the Beautiful People, from The Big Apple, Velvet Sky!
Tenay: Angelina love didn't fair too well earlier against Daffney, how will Velvet do here against a returning Tara?
West: Tara is focused on Daffney so that may give her the edge. On the other had she could be looking past Velvet here which would be a mistake.
JB: And her opponent, from Los Angeles, California, Tara!
Tenay: Indeed Tara is back and has set her sights on taking the Knockout title from Daffney.
West: It's not just about the title, mike. It's personal.
Tara v Velvet Sky
3 votes
10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Sept 12, 2010 16:29:34 GMT -5
Velvet Sky hits a DDT...with sexy results.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 12, 2010 16:34:16 GMT -5
Tara with a tarantula.
The move, not the animal.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 12, 2010 16:36:56 GMT -5
Tara with a sidewalk slam
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 12, 2010 16:49:40 GMT -5
Velvet counters an irish whip and droptoe holds Tara into the rope. Angelina cjhokes her in the ropes behind the refs back. Daffney runs down and takes Angelina out. Tara fights back with elbows to Velvet. Tara slams Velvet then knees her in the midsection. Widow's Peak! 1-2-3!
JB: Here is your winner, Tara!
Daffney rolls into the ring and raises Tara's hand. Tara backs away warily but Daffney smiles at her. Tara goes back to celebrating.
Tenay: Tara is most definitely back.
West: But what is it with Daffney? She's acting weird. And for here that's saying something.
As Tara turns round, Daffney suddenly grabs her and hits the Daff Knees!
West: I knew it!
Tenay: Yeah, that sure didn't last long.
Daffney crawls over Tara, shoving the Knockout title in her face. Then throws back her head and screams as iMPACT cuts to commercial.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 12, 2010 16:52:33 GMT -5
Sarita walks out, carrying Awesome Kong’s contract.
Tenay: Here comes Sarita and that piece of paper she's carrying is Awesome Kong's contract.
West: Yeah, she can't be happy with Kong.
Tenay: Why not? She was the one that got pinned.
Kong! You bring your worthless fat ass out here right now!
Kong walks out to a loud cheer from the crowd.
That‘s right, cheer for her. Go right ahead. I don‘t care.
A loud “KONG!” chant breaks out from the crowd.
You can chant her name all you want because this is the last time you will ever see her in the iMPACT Zone!
Boos.
Kong, you breached your contract! Your job was to make sure we remained Tag Team Champions. Guess what? You failed! And then on top of that, you attack me?! Well say goodbye, chica! See this here?
Sarita holds up the contract.
This is your contract. I am officially terminating it! Have a rotten life!
Sarita goes to tear the contract up…
Wait.
Sarita stops.
Look, I’m sorry about everything. About not winning the match, about attacking you. But please. I need this job.
And why should I care?
Please. Who else is gonna hire me? They wouldn’t want me up north. I might crush one of their precious Barbie dolls. And my old gig doesn’t pay nearly as much. And my brother…
Please Sarita. I’ll do anything you ask.
A smile crosses Sarita’s face.
Anything?
Just name it.
Hmmn. I‘m sure we can work something out.
So you won’t fire me?
No. But one more screw up like last night, and that‘s it. No more second chances. Failure will NOT be tolerated.
Now let‘s go.
Sarita’s music hits as she exits. Kong follows behind, a conflicted, dejected look on her face.
Tenay: Well it looks like Kong is stuck.
West: I bet that happens a lot to her.
Tenay: Oh will you stop it.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 12, 2010 17:02:50 GMT -5
(sorry, internet issues)
JB: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall and is your iMPACT main event!
JB: Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is Professional Wrestling's only Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
Tenay: Angle looking to bounce back being defeated by Mr Anderson at No Surrender.
West: Anderson proved what he's be saying all along.
Tenay: It was after a low blow behind the referee's back.
West: Potato, potahto.
JB: His partner, from Gainseville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles!
Tenay: The former world champion vowing to call out Hulk Hogan next week.
West: Good luck, AJ.
JB: Their opponents, first, from Green Bay, Wisconson, weighing 243 pounds, Mr Anderson!
Tenay: Anderson teaming with D'Angelo Dinero tonight but they could be opponents at Bound For Glory
West: He'd certianly be a worthy challenger.
JB: And from Harlem, New York, weighing 220 pounds, he is the NEW WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!
West: The champ is here! I always wanted to say that!
Tenay: Well under controversial Dinero became the new world champion at No Surrender.
West: Like I said he would. Nobody listens to me.
Tenay: Yeah, now pipe down.
AJ Styles & Kurt Angle v D'Angelo Dinero & Mr Anderson
3 votes
10 minutes
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