WCTNA Thread 35: TNA based efed

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There, promoed for everyone this week. That's gotta be a rarity for a non-PPV week.

[OB91]

Crap, I need to get on with it.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Mikey, you send me that promo? You probably did and the system lost it again.

[OB91]

Sent in both of my promos.

[MikeyMania]

Sept 19, 2010 6:32:05 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

Mikey, you send me that promo? You probably did and the system lost it again.

I shall resend it now.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

I got it now, thanks.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: Welcome to WCTNA iMPACT as we are three weeks away from the biggest show of the year.
West: And my sources tell me that tonight, we are going to find out who will challenge for the WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship at Bound For Glory.
Tenay: As well as that, AJ Styles has vowed to call out Hulk Hogan. The question is will Hogan be here tonight?
West: All that and more tonight on iMPACT.



*Eric Bischoff strolls down to the ring*

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Sunday Night iMPACT!

*the crowd boos*

Now listen, I told you people that change would be coming. You wouldn't thank me for it. You may even hate me for it. But you people have to face facts. You had guys like AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels headlining this company. And it only got you so far. Oh sure, they may have busted out all their flippy moves while you idiots chanted "This is awesome!"

*the crowd boo even louder*

But they were never stars. They were never household names. You go up to a man on the street and ask him to name a wrestler. He'll give you a list of the usual names. Stone Cold Steve Austin. The Rock. Randy Savage. Andre the Giant. And of course Hulk Hogan. What he will not do is give you the name AJ Styles. Christopher Daniels. Samoa Joe. Jay Lethal. Face facts, WCTNA has been built around nobodies. Under these men WCTNA has stagnated. The old guard has had their moment. The time has come for them to move aside. But I don't intend for them to just pack up and leave. No. I need them to pass the torch.

You see Stone Cold Steve Austin didn't become a big star overnight. Hulk Hogan didn't headline Wrestlemania in his very first match. They needed to be built up. I have a group. A group of new talent. People who have never been given a fair break in WCTNA. Speaking of which, let me introduce to your new world champion, D'Angelo Dinero!



*Money begins falling from the sky as YOUR Pope, D'Angelo Dinero, makes his way to the ring, the WCTNA Heavyweight Title shining around his waist. As he enters the ring, he shakes Bischoff's hand before grabbing a mic.*

My congregation! Stand on your feet! Rejoice! YOUR Pope, the man that has set WCTNA on fire ever since he first stepped foot in this arena, finally achieved what he said he would six months ago! I said it when Brutus Magnus held the title, I declared it when I won Lethal Lockdown, I proclaimed it when AJ Styles held the belt.... and I now stand before you, WCTNA Title in hand, my prophecy fulfilled.

Well I'm sure you're eagerly waiting on who your next challenger is. And don't worry I have come to a decison. It wasn't easy but over the last few weeks, this individual has prven himself to be a worthy competitor. So ladies and gentlemen, welcome the #1 contender for the WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship, Mr Anderson!



*Anderson walks down to the ring with his usual arrogant swagger. He also shakes Bischoff's hand, nodding to acknowledge The Pope before getting a microphone of his own.*

Finally. For once, somebody in the office has had the common sense to see the potential of the superstar standing in this ring right now. My entire career in that other company, I had to put up with people telling me I was injury prone, that I didn't belong in the main event despite defeating over seven former world champions. You know what? It didn't matter, it motivated me more and more and ever since I arrived in WCTNA I got the chance I deserved from the very start. Now it all comes to ahead at Bound for Glory. Pope, my man, nothing but respect for you and all you've done. No doubt you earnt that world heavyweight championship. After all, you beat Kurt Angle and AJ Styles on back to back PPVs. Who can top that? Oh wait... I can. I beat them back to back in the same week and at Bound for Glory, I intend to do the same to you because there will be a new WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion and his name will be

MISSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR ANDERSON!

Wait for it.



*Matt Morgan comes down to the ring looking annoyed*

Hey Bischoff. I've been trying to reach you for weeks and you just brushes me off. Whell you'll not going to ignore me anymore. You said you were gonna give me a chance. You said you were goinna give me a opportunity. Where is my opportunity?

Well if I remember correctly, I gave you your chance. I gave you a world title shot and you couldn't get the job done. See these two men have done something you haven't They have beaten Kurt Angle. They have beaten AJ Styles

Hey, hey, I've beaten Styles! And I've beaten Angle! I took out Foley for you. What more do you want?

You know what, fine. If you want a title match how about you and Mr Anderson tonight with the winner getting the title shot. Everybody happy with that?

Fine by me. If I can handle the likes of Styles and Angle, you should be no problem at all, big man. Not only are you going to learn why I deserve to be the rightful number one contender to the WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship, you'll learn that nobody gets away with interupting

MMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR



West: It can't be!
Tenay: It is! Jeff Jarrett is back!
West: What's he doing here?
Tenay: Well maybe we'll find out if you let him speak.

*Jeff Jarrett walks out onto the stage with a mic in his hand*

Jeff. Before you get started on whatever spiel you have, I feel I have to remind you of something. You left. You decided you'd rather stay at home with your family and you handed control to Mick Foley. And while you were gone, the WCTNA board of directors removed whatever little power you had left and handed it to me. So whatever you are about to say is irrelevent.

Well yeah, you are right about that. But it's a strange thing. Not everybody agrees with this new direction that you're taking WCTNA in. You see it was felt, by some, that your decsion to take the focus off the homegrown talent was, shall we say, unwise. So the board of directors gave me a new role. As a sort of consultant, if you will. Now I can't change any of your rulings. All I can do is offer...suggestions. And you are free to ignore them. But I wouldn't advise that. Not if you value your job.

*sigh* Okay fine, let's hear it.

Well you have your two choices for world title contenders. Well it just so happens I have two choices too. My first choice, well that's easy. You want to give Anderson and Morgan a shot on the basis that they beat Kurt Angle and AJ Styles? That's fine. Except I have another guy here who's beaten AJ Styles. The man who made your top contender Mr Anderson tap out last week. Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle.



*Kurt Angle joins Jeff Jarrett on stage*

Anderson, you talk a big game but the way I see it, we're equal. You pinned me at the PPV and I got you to tap out last week.

Hold it Kurt, I beat you in that six man before the PPV too.

Look, we could stand out here all night and play who's beaten who but it wouldn't matter. Partly because Eric would likely strike my wins off the record but that doesn't matter right now. What does matter is the WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship and nobody standing in that ring right now deserves to be the champ, including you Pope. The only reason you have that title is because of Hulk Hogan. Unfortunately for you though, nothing's gonna stop me taking it from you, whether Bischoff likes it or not especially now I have the support of Jeff Jarrett. By the way, how's Karen doing these days?

She's good actually. I think being out of wrestling suits her. And she's a good mother to...

Hey, hey, hey! You said you had two choices. Who's the second?

Right of course. Well you talk about guys being overlooked. About not getting a fair shake. Well there is a man in WCTNA who has been overlooked for so long. He has all the tools, charisma, wrestling ability, and the fans are really behind him. He's just never had that hook that's allowed him to break through the glass ceiling. Until now. Ladies and gentlemen, Jay Lethal!



*Jay Lethal stands near Angle and Jarrett.*

Ooooo Yeah. For months, I've been trying to raise the level of the X Division but now that's behind me, I'm moving onto bigger and better things. Morgan, you may have a size advantage over me but I've got more talent in my little finger than you do in that million dollar body of yours with the ten cent brain. Anderson, you brag about the world champions you've defeated. You're not the only one. Booker T, Scott Steiner, even your boy Hulk Hogan. I've beaten them all and that includes you too Kurt.

Hey, I had to wrestle three times that night!

Fair enough but there's one other world champion I've beaten before. Let me remember the guy's name. I seem to remember winning the tag titles last year but then we split up and I pinned him on Impact. Oh yeah, that was you, wasn't it Pope?

And remind me, what did you do once you got your fluke win over Pope? Win the X-Division Title again? Considering your competition was a portly Samoan who's biggest challenge to date was the all-you-can-eat buffet over at CiCi's, that's not much of an accomplishment.

Meanwhile, Pope Daddy set the world on fire after HE split from YOU. Lethal Lockdown, you were a non-factor while Pope got the winning pinfall. Pope pinned AJ Styles TWICE while you were still busy being the "Black Machismo". I WON the WCTNA Heavyweight Title on the same night that you LOST the X-Division Title. Oh yeah Jay, you sure do earn this title shot. In fact, Pope would love to have you win the title shot, just so Pope has the satisfaction of pimp slapping you from one side of the ring to the next, proving he is the best wrestler WCTNA has today.

Oh yeah, that was real impressive the way you got Hulk Hogan to help you out at the PPV. You'd think a man with all your talent wouldn't need to rely on such cheap tactics to get the job done. At least I cut off the old man when I realised I could move onto better things but you, where do you go from here? It's simple. Losing that world title at Bound for Glory and Pope, I'll be glad to prove to you anytime why I deserve to be the man to do it.

So it seems to me we have four men who are worthy of a world title shot. Now this is just my suggestion but what if we have say...Kurt Angle v Matt Morgan. And Jay Lethal v Mr Anderson. And how about the winners of those matches meet in the main event. And the winner of that match challenges D'Angelo Dinero at Bound For Glory. Now what would you say to that, Eric?

You know what Jeff, you make your suggestions. That's fine. Don't underestimate me. I have a solution for every eventuality.

What's that supposed to me?

Just call it a...suggestion.

Well I hope Mr Anderson is ready. Because my next suggestion is that the first of these matches starts right now. Get me a ref out here!

*Andrew Thomas comes down to the ring as Bischoff, Dinero and Morgan clear out. Jay Lethal enters the ring as iMPACT goes to break.*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: And we are back with the first round of this mini-tournament to determine the #1 contender.
West: Anderson was #1 contender, now he has to win two matches in one night to get his shot? That's crap.
Tenay: I think it's a great move.
West: Well you would say that.

JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a first round match in the four man tournament to determine the #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship.

JB: Introducing first, from Green Bay, Wisconson, weighing 243 pounds, Mr Anderson!

JB: And his opponent from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing 215 pounds, Jay Lethal!

Jay Lethal v Mr Anderson
3 votes
10 minutes

[MikeyMania]

Lethal with a dropkick.

[The Tank]

Jay Lethal with a muscle buster.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Lethal with a Dragon Suplex.

PN, hope you got that last minute promo.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Anderson whips Lethal into the ropes. Lethal ducks a clothesline and a back elbow before hitting a handspring elbow. Lethal goes to the outside and attempts a springboard dropkick but Anderson sidesteps. Anderson goes for the Mic Check but Lethal blocks it and turns it into the Lethal Combination! 1-2-3!

JB: Here is your winner, Jay Lethal!

Tenay: Lethal advances to meet either Kurt Angle or Matt Morgan in the main event for a title shot at Bound For Glory.
West: That should be Anderson's shot! This is so unfair!
Tenay: Get over it, Don.

And so it came to pass.

Desmond Wolfe is back in the room with the table, the belt and sunglasses are on the table.

That I, Mr Desmond Wolfe, would become the New, your new WCTNA Legends Champion.

Now I've said it once, and I'll say it one more time. Mr Lashley, you did not dominate me, you could not beat me down, and you couldn't stand against me as I took your precious little belt away from you.

Quite frankly, you are now at the level of that windowlicker of yours JKO. But enough of your lover's quarrel with him.

I have to defend this belt about Bound For Glory.

And the list of contenders is going to be reduced to nothing, fairly quick.

And by contenders, I mean my so called "competitors" who think they have a chance of beating me.

I have Brutus Magnus tonight in a non-title contest, and this man doesn't have a living hope in hell or highwater.

He may have been a former two time WCTNA World Champion but if he could win the top prize in this company, I could probably be World Champion, Legends Champion and a one man team Tag Team Champion.

Because face it, the whole lot of you are nothing but a big bunch of wankers, windowlickers and timewasters.

I also see that arsehole Lashley has got Kevin Nash in a match-up tonight.

Remember me Kevin?

Oh enough of this crap, sod off you wankers.

Desmond grabs the belt and storms off, leaving behind the sunglasses.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: Well I wonder what Tara has on her mind, especially since we found out that she will team with Daffney to take on the Beautiful People later tonight.
West: Yeah, who's bright idea was that?
Tenay: Well last week she and Daffney seemed to be working together until Daffney turned on Tara.

*Tara come down to the ring and takes a mic*

Well I should have seen that coming. A leopard never changes it's spots. And the funny thing is I wanted to believe it was true. That my presence would bring back memories of our old team and you would be better. I was a fool. But now we have to team together against the Beautiful People. Daffney, we may have to team tonight but we will not be a cohesive unit. As much as I want it, those days are over.

But I'm not out here for that. I'm her for another reason entirely. I'm appealing to you from the bottom of my heart. I need to talk to you. I know what things are like when you feel like this. I know what it's like to get a little crazy. But I can help you. I can...



*Daffney comes down with the Kncokout tite over her shoulder and a mic in her hand*

You never listen, do you? I don't want your help. I don't need your help.

Is that why you agreed to us against the Beautiful People tonight?

I didn't do that for you. I did that for me. I hate those vapid bitches. I need someone to help me take them out. Someone with a taste for violence and brutality. Unfortunately I have to make do with you.

Cute. Real cute.

Not as much as your pathetic attempts to think you can help me.

I wasn't talking to you.

*Tara turns back to the ramp*

Taylor, as I was saying, I can help you. I make things better. Please. Will you just come out here and listen to me?



Make me better? Tara, did you not see what happened at No Surrender? Let me refresh your memory: I get knocked out by Daffney and Daff Knees, and instead of pinning me and getting it over with, she violates me by licking my face.

So enlighten me Tara. How can you possibly help me?

Oh you don't even see it. You keep saying that Daffney is obsessed with you. You don't see that it goes both ways. You're just as fixated on her. You have...

*Tara breaks of and looks at Daffney*

Do you mind?

No, you go right ahead.

What I meant is that I'd rather not do this with you here.

Well I prefer to stay. I'm interested to see where this is going. In fact I want to ask Taylor something. Did you really feel violated? Or maybe you just felt something you don't want to admit?

*At this, Taylor becomes immediately flustered.*

Wh-what do you mean Daff?

Oh you know what I mean. I didn't do anything that you didn't want to happen. Don't be shy about it. You did taste pretty good. I wonder how you'd really taste. If you know what I mean.

Enough. I'm not letting you play your games with her.

You're no fun. Although you notice she didn't exactly answer my question? Curious.

I-I-I... I don't have to answer that question. I-in fact, I refuse to answer that question.

Oh Taylor. I though we had something. I really did.

See this is why I had to come back. I'd much rather you focus on me than someone innocent.

Oh she is anything but innocent. Tell her, sweetie.



As most of you know, Velvet and I have a match against the freak sisters tonight.

A match that WE asked for. You see, last week we were not given a fair opportunity. We both took finishers from Tara and Daffney before our matches. We were in no condition to fight in those matches and Bischoff knew it!

So tonight, we demanded a match against both of them... to prove that:
1) We are the best women's tag team in WCTNA today. And
2) Defeating the reigning WCTNA Women's Champion and a recent #1 contender should put both Velvet and I in line for a future title match for the Knockout Title!

Great, I have this going on and now I have to deal with you two skanks.

You see this is why I agreed to this match. To break these two once and for all. Oh how I hate them. Even more than I hate you, Tara.

Oh trust us, bitch... the feeling is mutual!

Consider Project: Beautification back on track. And we're going to cleanse WCTNA, one ugly zombie at a time.

*At this, Taylor turns to Velvet and Angelina.*

Like HELL you will! She's mine, you got it? And no one, especially not you two skanks, are going to take her out.

Daffney's mine.[/b]

*Angelina and Velvet step into the ring.*

Back of the line honey. When the Beautiful People get involved, everyone else takes a back seat. If there is anything left after we squash this... mess... *points and scowls at Daffney* then she's all yours.

I HAVE HAD IT! I am sick and tired of these vapid skanks and I am sick of you! If you want to fight them tonight you're on your own. If you want someone to team with, team with her!

*Tara points at Taylor*

Don't put this on me Tara. Daffney wants you right now, and seeing as how you're so hell-bent on saving me, having me team with her isn't the brightest of ideas you've had.

Don't get me wrong, Daffney is mine. But if she wants you right now, I'm not going to lose a wink of sleep over it.

Well if you can't see the obvious then I can't help you. I'm outta here.

*Tara goes to leave*

Hey, come back here! I need you!

*Daffney literally dangles the Knockout title in front of Tara*

I'll give you your match at Bound For Glory. But you have to do something for me first.

Alright, I'll team with you tonight.

And next week.

Next week? Against who?

Well I was thinking Hamada and Taylor.

*At this, Taylor turns to Daffney with a strange look in her eyes.*

I don't think so. I'm not facing you Daff.

Oh come on, it'll be great. I finally get to take care of your gal pal Hamada and we get what we should have had at No Surrender. It'll be perfect!

Daffney. Just look at yourself. Better yet, you look at her, Taylor. She's nothing. Her name isn't even Daffney. All she is is a lonely, lost little girl. You're pathetic.

I'm pathetic?

*Daffney holds the Knockout title above Tara's head*

Jump, little dog.

*Tara slaps Daffney across the face. Daffney starts laughing.*

Now you remember, forever, how I made you do that.

*Daffney chuckles and leaves the ring*

Taylor, will you please listen to me?

*Taylor looks at Tara, unsure. Then she turns and leaves.*

Trust me, I can still help. I want to help. I...

*At this point Angelina and Velvet attack Tara from behind. While they beat her down, Taylor just continues walking up the ramp without looking back. The Beautiful People hit the Makeover on Tara and then celebrate as iMPACT goes to commercial.*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

JB: The following non-title contest is sheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the United Kingdom, weighing 240 pounds, Brutus Magnus!

Tenay: The former world champion hasn't been seen in some time here.
West: Well he can get back on track tonight.



JB: And from London, England, weighing 225 pounds, he is the WCTNA Legends Champion, Desmond Wolfe!

Tenay: Easier said than done against the Legends champion.
West: Well look at it this way, a win for Wolfe would be pretty big for him too.

Desmond Wolfe v Brutus Magnus
3 votes
10 minutes

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Remember whan Magnus owned Wolfe's contract? I forgot about that until just now.

[The Tank]

Roofie with a Brainbuster.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Magnus rocks Desmond with a strong right, sending him into the ropes.

Wolfe rebounds off them and takes Magnus's head off with a Jawbreaker Lariat!

[MikeyMania]

Wolfe sets Magnus up for the Tower of London but drops him with a DDT instead.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Magnus gets Wolfe in a rear chinlock but Wolfe elbows out of it. Wolfe then backdrops Magnus as comes in and catches him with the Jawbreaker Lariat as he gets to his feet. 1-2-3!

JB: Here is your winner, the WCTNA Legends Champion, Desmond Wolfe!

Tenay: Desmond Wolfe ready for whoever is next to challenge for that Legends title.
West: These two would make a great team, don't you think?
Tenay: What is you obsession with making random teams?
West: Doesn't mean it wouldn't be awesome.

*Eric Bischoff is in his office with Miss Adams and So Cal Val*

What are you doing here?

Uh, you wanted to see me...

Very smart. No, I mean here. As opposed to be out there doing your job.

I am sick of being attacked by that damn psycho. She broke my ankle, in case you forget. I don't want a repeat of that. No Surrender was the final straw. I can't take it anymore.

She does have a point...

I didn't ask for your opinion.

I was just saying.

Well nobody is listening. As for you Val, those risks come with the job.

I am not a wrestler. I am not contracted for this.

That's just tough. You can't handle the job I'll get someone else.

Well you do that. I quit!

*Val storms out*

Was that really necessary?

What did I say before?

*sigh*

*Christy bursts in*

Mr Bischoff? We have a situation.

What is it? You want to quit too?

It'll be easier just to show you. Come on.

*sigh* Fine.

*Bischoff gets up and follows Christy down the hall. Eventually the come across a both of medical staff attending to someone. The medics part to reveal Jeff Jarrett has been laid out.*

Who did this?

I dunno. He was just laying here.

If it isn't one thing it's another. Have someone keep me updated.

*Bischoff walks off down the hall. As he does so, he breaks into a broad grin.*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

*Petey Williams and The Motor City Machine Guns are backstage.*

Okay, I need to get this through your heads. The doctor said I can walk and do everyday normal activities, but it's gonna be one more week of rehab before I can fully wrestle.

Nonsense! The doctor doesn't know anything.

He graduated for Harvard Medical.

We've held the WCTNA Tag Team Titles twice. Who are you going to listen to?

The doc-

Trick question! You always listen to us! Hell, we're the ones who paid for your medical coverage.

In several unmentionable ways.

Mental scars aside, we're doing this because we're your friends Petey. We want you to succeed, and what better way to do that then to have you go up against Kaz?

WHAT?!

Yeah, we went up to him last week and offered him this match. He accepted, so here we are.

You two suck.

We do not suck! You are the one who sucks!

Very mature Chris.

Thank you. Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta find Christy.

Doing an interview?

Interviewer, but same thing really.

*Chris leaves as Petey shakes his head.*

He's a moron.

He's also my tag team partner and best friend.

Still a moron.

Sigh.... I know.