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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 19, 2010 15:46:03 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Anaheim, California, weighing 215 pounds, Kaz!
JB: And from Windsor, Ontario, Canada, weighing 179 pounds, Petey Williams!
Tenay: Well last week Petey Williams had his first one-on-one match against Brian Kendrick but it didn't go as planned.
West: Yeah, that leg just buckled on him.
Tenay: Well hopefully tonight his leg is a bit stronger.
Petey Williams v Kaz
3 votes
10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 19, 2010 15:48:17 GMT -5
Petey with a forearm strike.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 19, 2010 15:48:48 GMT -5
Oh and I assure you "Who attacked Jeff Jarrett 2 (Electric Boogaloo)" will be nowhere as drawn out as the first time.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 19, 2010 15:49:24 GMT -5
Kaz moves in and tries to punch him, but Petey counters with an armdrag. Petey then looks to follow up with a leg drop, but is unable to due to the leg.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 19, 2010 15:51:23 GMT -5
Oh and I assure you "Who attacked Jeff Jarrett 2 (Electric Boogaloo)" will be nowhere as drawn out as the first time. Didn't it end up being Samoa Joe the first time round? |
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Sept 19, 2010 15:52:15 GMT -5
Petey with the destroyer
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Post by The Tank on Sept 19, 2010 15:54:56 GMT -5
Oh and I assure you "Who attacked Jeff Jarrett 2 (Electric Boogaloo)" will be nowhere as drawn out as the first time. So it'll only take one year to find out who it was this time?  |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 19, 2010 15:58:28 GMT -5
Kaz works over Petey's leg for much of the match. As Petey uss the ropes to pulls himself up, Kaz goes for a springboard victory roll but Petey rolls through into the Canadian Destroyer! 1-2-3!
JB: Here is your winner, Petey Williams!
Petey Williams struggles up, hobbling, but able to stand.
Tenay: And Petey Williams gets the win here.
West: Well Kaz worked that leg but Petey was able to play through the pain.
Tenay: And that has to make me wonder if the leg is nearly 100%.
West: Well you gotta know that when it is, Petey will set his sights on the X Divsion title and his former partner Samaoa Joe.
Stevie Richards is in the back.
Sanity.
It’s a crazy thing.
See what I did there?! Sanity, crazy?! HAHAHAHA!!!
Sanity is judged by actions.
Stop at a red light? Clean bill of mental health.
Run a green light? Get the straight jacket.
But what gives society the right to judge sanity by social norms?
If we are to go by this logic, I could be thrown in the nuthouse for eating my pizza with a fork and knife.
This one time, this fat guy friend of mine, he ordered this full course meal, chicken, mashed potatoes, corn, gravy, the works! He devoured it all in three bites, plastic ware and all! WOWOWO!
To get to my point…
People have claimed over the years, “Stevie Richards, what a nut job.”
Who are you to judge my sanity?
I don’t know you, you certainly don’t know me.
My sane is your crazy.
Your normal, my insane.
It’s all a matter of perspective.
Now look at me! I’m a monkey!
Stevie jumps around, making monkey noises, while Raven can be heard cackling in the background as we fade to black.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 19, 2010 16:00:48 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a first round match in the four man tournament to determine th #1 contender for the World Haveyweight Championship.
JB: Introducing first, from Fairfield, Connecticut, weighing 330 pounds, "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan!
JB: And from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is Professional Wrestling's only Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
Tenay: Well here we go with the second of our matches to determine the #1 contender.
West: Either of these men whould be worthy contenders.
Tenay: Well Jay Lethal awaits the winner in the main event.
Kurt Angle v Matt Morgan
3 votes
10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2010 16:01:41 GMT -5
Angle with an Angle Slam!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 19, 2010 16:01:56 GMT -5
Angle with a crazy Asai moonsault!
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Post by The Tank on Sept 19, 2010 16:02:37 GMT -5
Angle German Suplexes Matt Morgan through the ring and into the concrete floor hard enough to crack the floor.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 19, 2010 16:02:58 GMT -5
Angle with a german suplex.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Sept 19, 2010 16:11:17 GMT -5
angle with a stunner
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 19, 2010 16:13:59 GMT -5
Morgan rushes at Angle but gets hit with the Angle Slam. Angle locks on the Ankle Lock. Morgan struggles but Angle pulls him into the middle of the ring. Morgan rolls through, sending Angle into the ringpost Angle staggers back into the Hellavator but Angle droptoeholds Morgan into another Ankle Lock. Morgan taps!
JB: Here is your winner, Kurt Angle!
Tenay: And now we know, it'll be Kurt Angle v Jay Lethal.
West: With the winner facing The Pope!
Tenay: What a match that will be, no matter who wins.
Sarita is lounging by the pool.
Ah, the good life. When you‘re the most beautiful and most talented woman in the world, you can get whatever you want. Poolside mani-pedi?
The camera pans out to show Kong painting Sarita’s toenails.
Check.
Uh, lemonade?
Kong walks away.
But above all, I have the power. I can make her do whatever I want and there‘s nothing she can do about it. I say jump, she says how high. Then I make sure I‘m out of range of the shockwaves. Haha.
Kong returns with a glass of lemonade. Sarita takes a big sip.
Now that was refreshing. Thank you Kong.
One of these days, I will find a loophole. And then I’m gonna squash you like the bug you are.
Keep dreaming, honey. But while you‘re dreaming, my bathroom needs to be cleaned. So get to it.
Kong heads back to the house.
Ah, the good life.
I love being me.
Sarita rolls over on her stomach as we fade out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 19, 2010 16:16:42 GMT -5
Sorry Petey, I did what I had to do.
I told you I wanted to win,
That I needed to succeed,
But you tried to stop me,
So I to my regret, took advantage of you,
And hit you where it hurts.
Sorry Petey.
But what I'm not going to be sorry for is kicking the crap out of Sabin for his remarks towards me last week.
Sabin,
In case you haven't noticed,
Shelley is the one that has been carrying your team,
Ever since Victory Road I've been keeping an eye on you,
And you haven't done much in the way of successful endeavours,
Shelley got done in by Lethal at Victory Road.
Then you both got jobbed the f*** out by my pals Rob and Jeff at Destination X,
And finally, they punked you out one more time at No Surrender.
But the coup d'grace for this evening,
Is pretty simple in the fact that I,
Brian Kendrick, alleged "Windowlicker" is going to kick your ass all the way back to Detroit,
If you take this seriously that is.
Now if you excuse me, I need to speak to Rob and Jeff.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 19, 2010 16:18:20 GMT -5
*Chris Sabin is backstage with Christy Hemme.*
Chris, tonight you compete not in a tag team match as usual, but in singles competition against Brian Kendrick. Now, while you and Alex Shelley have dominated the tag team division for years, you also have singles success, holding the WCTNA X-Division Title an amazing 4 times.
Yeah, I'm awesome.
Given that, what are your thoughts heading into tonight's match?
Well, honestly Christy? It's a cakewalk for me.
See, before the Motor City Machine Guns became the best thing in WCTNA, there was a rule in the X-Division: Hail Sabin. Like you said Christy, I've held the X-Division Title four times. Four! Only AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, and Jay Lethal have matched that record. Joe and AJ have used that to catapult themselves to World Title status, and Jay Lethal's obviously not that far behind.
Me? Alex and I have proven that the tag team division is ours. And trust me High Flight, you may have gotten lucky twice, but catch me and Alex when luck doesn't play a part in it. Face us when you can say that it's skill, not luck, that keeps those belts around your waist.
But I have to admit, singles competition does have its perks. No one's really challenging for the Legend's Title, at least no one credible. The World Title situation is a little murky right now, so I figure I can wait a bit before going after that belt.
But regardless, tonight isn't the time to think of the future. No, tonight, all the focus and attention is on you Spanky. See, we had our history not too long ago before a certain situation popped up and you went your own way. Now? The path you've chosen brought you to The Motor City Machine Gun himself, and brother, I have a hard time believing that you can beat me.
Brian, Spanky, whatever the hell you're calling yourself, tough shit buddy. You had the misfortune of going against one half of the best duo WCTNA has today. You've got the man they once called "The Future" Chris Sabin.
Only this time, "The Future" is now.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 19, 2010 16:21:04 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is sheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 205 pounds, Chris Sabin!
JB: And from Venice, California, weighing 184 pounds, Brian Kendrick!
Tenay: Well this match apparently came about because Brian Kendrick wanted to face a former X Divsion Champion.
West: Hail Sabin! Whatever happened to that?
tenay: I...don't know.
Chris Sabin v Brian Kendrick
3 votes
10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 19, 2010 16:22:44 GMT -5
Kendrick with a moonkick which is different to a dropsault.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 19, 2010 16:22:56 GMT -5
Sabin with the Hail Sabin (saluting diving headbutt).
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