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Post by The Tank on Sept 19, 2010 16:23:06 GMT -5
Sabin with a Hailstorm. (Or in other words, a bunch of kicks.)
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Post by OB91 on Sept 19, 2010 16:25:48 GMT -5
Kendrick with a Sliced Pie.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 19, 2010 16:30:35 GMT -5
Damn, I really don't know who to vote for...
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 19, 2010 16:34:32 GMT -5
Sabin goes for a spinning kick but Kedrick duls it. Kendrick goes for a superkick but Sabin ducks this. Sabin tosses Kendrick outside and follows him out. Sabin and Kendrick brawl up the aisle as the ref counts. Eventually the ref reaches the count of ten and calls for the bell!
JB: Lades and gentlemen, the result of this match is a double countout!
Tenay: This match match ends in a draw!
West: Well they couldn't be seperated.
Tenay: Well security is trying to do just that.
Bobby Lashley and JKO are standing backstage. Lashley looks at the lineup and smirks.
Kevin Nash? That broken down fossil? He‘s the best management can come up with? Piece of cake. He‘ll probably tear his quad before he even makes it to the ring! Hahahaha!
Heh, yeah man. But don‘t underestimate Nash, man. The guy may not be what he used to be, but he‘s still a threat.
Relax man. I ain‘t sweatin‘ it. Sure, the guy was one of the top guys back in his day, but now, he is SO 1995! It‘s time he moved over for the REAL Big Sexy!
I guess…
Look, I know you feel indebted to Nash for getting you here, but you and I are buddies. I need you to have my back out there, dude. Can I trust you?
Lashley holds out his hand. JKO considers it, then shakes his hand and smiles.
Man, you know I got your back!
Lashley smiles.
Well now that that‘s settled, I guess there‘s nothing left to it but to do it.
Lashley and JKO walk off as we fade out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 19, 2010 16:37:36 GMT -5
*We go TO THE BACK~! where Christy Hemme is standing by with everyone's favorite pseudo-doctor, Kevin Nash. She smiles as she gets cued that the camera is, in fact, on her, and raises her mic.*
“Hey there fans, Christy Hemme backstage with Big Sexy, Kevin Nash. Kevin, you've got a match against former Legends Champion Bobby Lashley tonight, but one question that's been on everyone's mind is, what happened to the Paparazzi Championship Series? You obviously tried to revive it, what went wrong?”
*Nash sighs, shaking his head melodramatically. He reaches down and plucks the mic from Christy's hand, dwarfing her. He shrugs, looking out towards the Impact Zone and its fans.*
“Well, the state of Florida decided that they were against the advancement of the X-Division...oh, and apparently they don't think I'm a real doctor, so there's that problem. With that gone, I suppose I have to return my focus to my neverending quest for a title. My road to Bound For Glory starts tonight, and it starts with the guy I WANTED to face at No Surrender, Bobby Lashley. Bobby, you aren't so great anymore, are you? JKO left you, you lost your title...your empire is crumbling, big man.”
*Nash grins, taking a step forward towards the camera. It focuses in on his face, and gives special attention to his impressive beard.*
“If I can take you down, I can prove to the guys that make the matches that I deserve a shot at the Legends Title. Bobby, you've got a bullseye painted on your back. I'm fixing to Jackknife you right on it. I need something to do now that the PCS is kaput, after all. Whacking a big lug like you around the ring should be a good use of my time. So Bobby, I'll see you September 19th. And fans? I'll see you...RINGSIDE!”
*Nash winks at the camera, pointing with his index finger and making a “clicking” sound with his tongue. He walks off, leaving a confused Christy, as he usually does, in his wake.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 19, 2010 16:41:07 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 317 pounds, "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash!
JB: And his opponent, accompanied by JKO, from Colorado Springs, Colorado, weighing 252 pounds, Bobby Lashley!
Tenay: Interesting match up here, Kevin Nash has set his sights on challenging Legends Champion Desmond Wolfe and I'm sure Bobby Lashley will also want another shot at Wolfe.
West: Well you got the Great Bobby lashley and Big Sexy in there. This should be a classic.
Kevin Nash v Bobby Lashley
3 votes
10 minutes
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Post by OB91 on Sept 19, 2010 16:41:26 GMT -5
Nooooooo.......
The PCS is gone!
Why!?!
Nash with a Jackknife Powerslam
"Swerve"
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 19, 2010 16:42:21 GMT -5
Nooooooo....... The PCS is gone! Why!?! I just can't live up to the amazingness of the original. That, and I think I only had like Kendrick and Beer Money signed up. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2010 16:43:13 GMT -5
Lashley with a Spear!
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 19, 2010 16:44:06 GMT -5
Nash with a scoop slam.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 19, 2010 16:47:01 GMT -5
Nash hits his signature powerbomb maneuver......the Razor's Edge!
SWERVE!!!!!1!11
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Post by OB91 on Sept 19, 2010 16:47:03 GMT -5
I'm curious to see how Desmond Wolfe and Kevin Nash on commentary together.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 19, 2010 16:52:03 GMT -5
Lashley goes for the spear but Nash counters with a big boot. Nash then lifts Lashley and hits the Jackknife. 1-2-3! JB: Here is your winner, Kevin Nash! As Nash leaves the ring, arms raised in celebration, JKO enters the ring. He offers Lashley his hand and helps him to his feet. Tenay: Nash gets the win and on this form it may not be too long before he and Wolfe cross paths. West: Well at least JKO and Lashley are on the same page. That's something. *Leather & Lace are shown in the back.* Oh, this feels good. When you came to me several months ago with this idea of forming a tag team, I thought it was crazy. YEA! I can't believe we...*interupts* Won the women's tag tag titles....oh... yea, totally what I was about to say.  Anyway, we are two completely different people. From two completely different backgrounds... and two different... percentages of our graduation classes.College was fun! ;D I'm sure it was. Back on topic, now that we are the tag team champions, we need to be more focused than ever before...Absolutely!Because we now have this huge target on our backs....Yup!Which mean we can't allow anyone to give us any crap and get us distracted...Completely agree...Including Angelina Love......Right?...RIGHT!?!?I forgot, I have to go do something. I'll ... talk with you later. *Leaves* Lace? Lacey!? *Traci looks worried as the scene fades to black* |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 19, 2010 16:55:25 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, they are the Beautiful People!
JB: Their opponents, first, from Los Angeles, California, Tara!
JB: And her partner, from Sybil, Texas, she is the WCTNA Knockout Champion, Daffney!
West: How the hell are Daffney and Tara gonna work as a team, let alone win this match, after what we saw earlier?
Tenay: Well I am hearing that it is official, Tara will challenge Daffney for the Knockout title at Bound For Glory.
West: And before that they have Wilde Violence next week.
Beautiful People v Daffney & Tara
3 votes
10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Sept 19, 2010 16:57:55 GMT -5
The Beautiful People hit Tara with a double Boob Slam.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 19, 2010 16:58:23 GMT -5
Daffney with a surfboard to Love.
I have to be off for the night but I'm pulling for Lethal over Angle.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 19, 2010 17:03:06 GMT -5
Angelina with a slam
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Sept 19, 2010 17:07:00 GMT -5
Velvet with a cheese grater
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 19, 2010 17:07:43 GMT -5
Daffney DDT's Velvet. Then she tags Tara by slapping her across the face. Tara hits a sidewalk slam. Tara then goes for a tag but Daffney drops off the apron. Meanwhile Angelina tags in. Tara then turns into the Botox Injection. 1-2-3!
JB: Here are your winners, The Beautiful People!
As the Beautiful People celebrates. Daffney slides back in with her toolbox. Velvet quickly escapes but Angelina isn't so lucky and takes a shot between the eyes. Velvet tries to intervene but Daffney holds up the toolbox and she backs off. Daffney reaches into the toolbox and pulls out what looks like a broken piece of mirror.
Tenay: Oh come on!
West: She's gonna use that mirror or whatever it is to disfigure Angelina!
Tenay: I'm not an Angelina Love fan but there's no way she deserves this.
West: Yeah, somebody has to intervene here.
Lacey slides into the ring and spears Daffney. Daffney is compeletely taken by surprise as Lacey starts pounding away on her. Daffney kicks Lacey off but Lacey clotheslines Daffney as she gets to her feet. Velvet takes advantage of the distraction to pull Angelina out of the ring. Meanwhile Lacey goes for the Clawslam but Daffney counters into the Daff Knees. Daffney looks pissed. She sits Lacey up and locks in the Straitjacket! As Lacey screams in pain, Angelina climbs on the apron. But instead of coming to Lacey's aide, she drops down and she and Velvet leave.
Tenay: Hey, where are they going?
West: Daffney is insane! Wouldn't you run for your life?
Tenay: Run for their lives? They just threw Lacey to the wolves!
West: Hey, if Lacey wants to sacrifice her self for her idol then that's her business.
Tenay: Yeah, some loyalty to her fans Angelina has.
Traci runs down and tries to get involved but Daffney releases the hold on Lacey and knocks Traci off the apron as she tries to enter the ring. Daffney goes back to Lacey but by this time Tara has reentered the ring. As Daffney turns round, Tara kicks her low and hits the Widow's Peak! Traci comes in and checks on Lacey as Tara leaves. As Tara reaches the top of the ramp she passes Taylor who is coming out. Tara just shakes her head at Taylor as she heads to the back.
West: And now Taylor coming out here getting in Tara's face.
Tenay: Well they'll be on opposite sides next week.
West: How the hell is anyone gonna be able to co-exist in that match?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 19, 2010 17:11:29 GMT -5
*AJ Styles comes to the ring looking uncharacteristically pissed off*
Something is different. Something's changed. It's hard to put my finger on it. The air feels different somehow. Something is off. I had a hard time realising what it was until I looked over at my shoulder. And I noticed something. Or rather I didn't. You see sitting right here should be the WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship. But it isn't and it isn't because of one man. Now don't get me wrong. If D'Angelo Dinero had beaten me fair and square, I would have been fine with that. I would have raised his hand and called him the better man. But Hulk Hogan had to get involved. And not only did he feel the need to cost me the WCTNA title but he attacked me on iMPACT last week, dropping the leg on me again and again. I don't know why. But I'm about to find out. So Hulk, get out here!
*Hulk Hogan saunters to the ring, air guitaring and sporting a grin not seen since the days of the New World Order.*
You wanna know why, brother? I'll tell ya why, brother. It's because you and all these people are bearing witness to the dawning of a new era in WCTNA. We're making big changes, little dude. Raisin' the bar. We're......
Like you did to WCW? And look how that turned out. We broke our backs for this company. Guys like me, and Christopher Daniels and Kurt Angle and Jay Lethal. And we didn't do it for a paycheck or to bolster our ego! But every single thing you have done is to benefit one man - Hulk Hogan. So don't give me any crap about doing this for the good of the company.
Oh, here it comes. This is the part where you go on about the little guy rising up and doing it for the good of the business, right? Except for the one little problem, jack: You have no idea what is good for this busines. Or did you forget you're talking to the guy single-handedly responsible for making this a billion dollar industry?
Yeah, I admit. You were probably the biggest star in wrestling. Operative word, "were". What have you done lately? In the past ten years? Face it, Hulk, you are not the star you once were. So you come here, the only place that will have you. You come coasting in here on your reputation trying to fix something that isn't even broke.
Well, I'll give you that WCTNA isn't broken. Something has to work in order for it to break. And seeing as the worst of the worst the boys up north put on typically gets double or even triple the best of the best you WCTNA boys had been putting on, I'd have to say what you're doing isn't working.
I came here out of the goodness of my heart to help whip this place into shape, and I wanted you to help me out, A.J. Styles. I really did, brother. But here we are, and you're either too stubborn to admit there's a problem or too stupid to even realize there's a problem!
You're damn right there's a problem. But it isn't any of the old guard, the guys have been here since the beginning. The problem is you. Maybe we can compete with the big dogs, maybe we can be number one. But if we have to rip out our heart and soul to do it then what's the point? Those of us who built this place? We aren't in this for bragging rights. We aren't in this for the ratings or the buyrates. Take Kurt Angle. If he wanted that he would have stayed where he was. But he came here, not for the money, not to revolutionize WCTNA, but for the challenge. He didn't come here to boost his own ego. That is my problem with you.
But we can settle our problem. You're in wrestling shape, aren't you Hulk? Hell if you can leg drop me last week you can compete in a match. So I am challenging you. Right now. Styles v Hogan at Bound For Glory. Mr WCTNA v the biggest name in wrestling. Yes or no?
A.J., you've shown me one thing here today. You don't understand this business at all. Look what happened when the "old guard" of guys like Bruno Sammartino and Bob Backlund got kicked to the curb for guys like me, guys like Roddy Piper and Ted DiBiase and Randy Savage. Look at what happened. We turned that company into the premiere organization of this industry.
I took WCW to new heights, and unlike in Stamford, the "old guard" of guys like Ric Flair and Harley Race and Vader went along with it. And check the results, brother. WCW rose to the top until corporate suits decided wrestling didn't fit "their target demographic".
You may think you're out here as the locker room leader, but I guarantee there are a lot more guys than you think listening to you backstage thinking "What is this crap he's spewing out there?", or something like that. Guys like D'Angelo Dinero and Ken Anderson. Guys who understand what this business is really about. Guys who understand what this company needs to succeed, dude. The guys who really deserve to succeed in this business.
You want to step in the ring with Hulk Hogan? Well, lemme tell ya somethin', brother! You may think you're on top of the world. You may think I'm a washed-up old man. But you have no idea what you're getting into, brother. So ask yourself...
WHAT'CHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON......
No! What are YOU gonna do, brother, when the Phenomenal One runs wild on YOU!
*AJ drops the mic and leaves*
Tenay: Well it's official. October 8th, Bound For Glory. Styles v Hogan.
West: Oh man, that's gonna be epic.
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Anyway, we are two completely different people. From two completely different backgrounds... and two different... percentages of our graduation classes.
