WCTNA Thread 35: TNA based efed

[The Tank]

Aug 29, 2010 17:01:34 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

Oh by the way:

Aug 29, 2010 16:52:45 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

And the only man we know who can get higher than us.

THIS is a subtle joke, Tank.

Subtlety can eat a dick.

I wasn't going for subtle. Or did the Italian/Mafia stereotypes not clue you in to that one?




EDIT: Oh, and, um.......Hardy with the Sitout Suplex Facebuster to Petey.

[Brainbustaaah!]

RVD, Hardy, and Sabu with a triple botch.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

High Flight isolate Petey Williams. Sabu hits the Triple Jump Moomsault followed by a Swanton from Hardy and finally RVD hits the Five Star Frogsplash. 1-2-3!

Val: Here are your winners, High Flight & Sabu

Tenay: High Flight get the win with Sabu but that won't be good for the Guns chances of getting another title shot.
West: Yeah, that ain't good for the Guns.
Tenay: Well ahead of this next match, let's hear from Desmond Wolfe.

So here I am sitting on this wonderful chair wondering how nice the WCTNA Global Championship will look next to it.

However, considering management hasn't yet deemed me worthy of a title shot just yet, I threw myself into a mess and challenged that Great Big Sexy Wanker Kevin Nash to a match-up, now unlike that small little puppy monster we all know and love as Abyss, Mr Nash does know to roll in a wrestling match.

But.

And I mean but.

He doesn't know jack-all about European Wrestling, some Canadian up North goes on about his 1004 holds, now I may not have all of them but tonight,

I'll be serving up Jawbreakers.

By the lariat load.

I'll see you later Mr Nash.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

*Bobby Lashley comes out in one of his trademark robes and takes a seat in the throne set up at the top of the ramp.*

West: Lashley out here to get a close up and personal look at this one.



Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 317 pounds, Kevin Nash!



Val: And his opponent, from London, England, weighing 225 pounds, Desmond Wolfe!

Tenay: Wolfe has been focused on taking the Legends Championship as of late.
West: Well he'll want to win here tonight to improve his standing.

Desmond Wolfe v Kevin Nash
3 votes
10 minutes

[OB91]

Hmm... I'm going to wait for a minute.

Done waiting... Wolfe with a Jawbreaker.

[The Tank]

Roofie with a Jawbreaker Lariat.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Wolfe hits the Jawebreaker Lariat on Nash. 1-2-3!

Val: Here is your winner, Desmond Wolfe!

Lashley stands up fom his throne, staring Wolfe down. Wolfe makes belt motions but lashley just turns and leaves.

West: Well I dunno what the Great Bobby Lashley thought of that.
Tenay: I would hope he's impressed. I would be.

*Taylor Wilde is seen backstage, arguing with Hamada.*

For the last time, it's not some wild conspiracy! I don't even know why Daffney gave me the win last week!

You help her keep her Knockout Title at Destination X, and she returns the favor by giving you the win over me the following week. You insist that nothing's wrong, that it's merely Daffney playing mindgames, so why are you playing along?

I'm not playing along!

It's no coincidence that you two are helping one another out. Strange, considering how much you told me you hated her on several occasions.

I do! I mean... we ended things on a good note, I guess. I mean, she was friendly to me after Knocked Out. We even went to the movies quite a bit with Alex... look, I don't know, okay? She was fine for the longest.... then she got weird again...

*Hamada approaches Taylor.*

I don't care if she's an old friend, still a friend, or an enemy. She screwed with me twice in one week, and I will not allow that to go unpunished. Either this ends at No Surrender after your match, or I'll take things into my own hands. Either I end it, or I'll find someone who will.

HAHAHAHA!

*Taylor and Hamada turn to see Daffney standing in the corner*

Hamada, dear, you just don't get it. It never ends. Ever. The cycle just loops eternally. The only thing to do is go along for the ride.

I'm not falling for it Daffney, not like Taylor is. You may have her confused, but I know what you are. Just a sick, disturbed little girl who exists just to spread chaos.

You don't get it. Nobody really understands me. Nobody except Taylor. She's gets me. Don't you, sweetie?

Don't include me in this...

No, by all means. Daffney, how does Taylor "understand" you?

See that's the thing. Everybody looks down on me. Tara, Alissa, you. They think they are better than me. But that's the real joke. Humans are savage in nature. Civilization can never be more than an idea. All they do is hurt eachother. You can try and dress it up but that instinct to destroy is always there. At least I choose to be open about it. You see this is the irony. Taylor is what everybody wants to be while I am what everybody is. We are two sides of the same coin. And that's what caused some...friction between us. But I know, deep down, Taylor was the same as me. She still wears that mask. But for a brief second I dislodged it. Her true face was revealed. We are kindred spirits. I thought you would realise this to. But you don't. So now all you are is another obstacle, holding Taylor back from her true self. An obstacle that has to be eliminated.

I... That actually makes a lot of sense...

*Hamada turns to Taylor.*

Tell me you're not falling for this!

I'm just saying that she makes some sense!

Listen very closely Taylor. Either you forget Daffney and all this nonsense, or I'm taking matters into my own hands.

*Hamada exits the locker room.*

Hey, don't be upset. We don't need her. In fact I've taken measures that ensure she won't be a problem.

Daffney...what did you do?

Well I talked to Mr Bischoff. And he agreed with me. After everything you and I have been through, we can't afford any distractions. So if Hamada interfers at No Surrender, she's fired.

*Taylor looks conflicted*

There's no need to thank me. We need to look out for eachother after all. Now if you excuse me, I have to go take care of Hamada. Once and for all.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Val: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan, Hamada!



Val: And her opponent, From Sybil, Texas, she is the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champion, Daffney!

Daffney v Hamada
3 votes
10 minutes

[The Tank]

Daffney with the most brutal Women's Special Slap you've ever seen.

[OB91]

Hamada with a Moonsault

[Deleted]

Daffney with a chokeslam!

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Daffney kicks Hamada to the outside, rams her into the guardrail but Hamada fights back. Hamada throws Daffney into the rings steps. She then pulls a chair from under the ring and nails Daffney with it.

Val: Here is your winner, as the result of a disqualification, Daffney!

Tenay: Hamda just got DQd for using the chair.
West: This wasn't about wins or loses, Mike, this was about Hamada taking revenge on Daffney.

Hamada throws Daffney into the ring and follws, bringing the chair with her. Daffney tries to get up but Hamada smashes it across her back. Taylor runs to to the ring and pulls the chair out of Hamada's hands. Hamada gets in her face but Taylor clearly yells "Enough!" Hamada shoves Taylor aside and goes back to Daffney but but this time Daffney has grabbed the chair and she clocks Hamada with it. Taylor stares at Daffney who grins at Taylor before leaving.

Tenay: The hell was that about?
West: I honestly don't know. I really don't.
Tenay: You think Daffney and Taylor are working together?
West: If they are it's a weird way to go about it.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Raven is in the boiler room.

Tommy.

Last week you claimed we are forever connected.

But the truth of the matter is YOU need ME.

I achieved much success in ECW.

I was the World Champion twice in my first two years there.

How long did it take you?

When I went to WCW, I had similar success.

You accomplished nothing.

In fact, when I returned to ECW two years later, I had to save you from a two-on-one attack.

When I went to the WCWWE, I won the Hardcore Championship upwards of twenty times.

You followed me, hoping some of my success would rub off on you.

Since I’ve been in WCTNA, I won the NWA World Championship and competed in many memorable matches.

What did you do during that time?

Exactly.

Last week, you were at my mercy until your friend Mick Foley saved you.

I’m growing bored with this game we’ve been playing.

At No Surrender, I want it to end.

Foley and Dreamer.

Raven and a special friend.

The camera pans around the room and zooms in on Stevie Richards, tied to a chair, his eyes forced open, watching old ECW matches, Clockwork Orange-style. Raven walks over.

This man is weak.

He must be strengthened.

The reprogramming continues.

Quoth the Raven.

Nevermore.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Val: The following six -man tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing team number one, first, from Green Bay, Wisconson, weighing 243 pounds, Mr Anderson!



Val: Accompanied by Taz, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 280 pounds, "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe!



Val: And from Harlem, New York, weighing 220 pounds, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!



Val: Their opponents, first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, Olympic Gold Medal Winner, Kurt Angle!



Val: His partners, first, from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing 215 pounds, he is the WCTNA X Division Champion, Jay Lethal!



Val: And from Gainseville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, he is the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles!

AJ Styles, Kurt Angle & Jay Lethal v D'Angelo Dinero, Mr Anderson & Samoa Joe
3 votes
10 minutes

[The Tank]

Joe hits Lethal with that Rock Bottom looking thing he does.

[OB91]

Anderson Mic-Checks Lethal

[Brainbustaaah!]

Pope with the Pope Mobile on Lethal!

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Anderson goes for the Mic Check on Angle but Angle fights out. German, second, third, Anderson blocks a fourth and rolls outside. Angle tags out to AJ while Dinero comes in. AJ reverse a whip and kicks Dinero low. Styles Clash! 1-2...

Joe breaks it up. Joe tosses AJ outside and eats a flying elbow from Lethal. Lethal goes for another but gets met with a clothesline. Joe sets him in the corner and hits a huge kick. Angles tags himself back in as Joe hits the Muscle Buster. Angle hits the Angle Slam on Joe and goes for the ankle lock. Joe fights and reaches the ropes. Angle pulls Joe back to the middle of the ring but Anderson sneaks in and hits a low blow on Angle followed by the Mic Check. 1-2-3!

Val: Here is are your winners, D'Angelo Dinero, Mr Anderson & Samoa Joe!

Tenay: Anderson just pinned Angle!
West: And he'll do the same thing at No Surrender.
Tenay: Well we're just about out of time here. Goodnight folks.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Thank you to Tank, mikey, Brainbustaaah!, M and OB91 for voting.

Thanks to Hayden, PN, mikey, TTS, Tank, OB91, M and Brainbustaaah! for promoing.

Updated PPV card in the first post. Stay tuned for an announcment regarding the tag titles.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

WCTNA.com exclusive:

Next week on iMPACT, a three team elimination match will take place pitting Motor City Machine Guns against the Nastation and the FBI, with the winner getting a shot at the World tag Team titles at No Surrender.

Next week's iMPACT card is thus:

AJ Styles v Mr Anderson
Kurt Angle v Samoa Joe
Jay Lethal v D'Angelo Dinero
Desmond Wolfe v JKO
Motor City Machine Guns v FBI v Nastation
Beautiful People & Daffney v Wilde Violence & Madison Rayne
Sarita v Lacey Von Erich

Those three top matches are subject to change but I wanted the guys from the six man main event to face off in singles matches. You have a better idea for these matches let me know.