Zen411
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Post by Zen411 on Apr 5, 2010 16:04:47 GMT -5
The merchandising opportunities for Cable Jones are unlimited.
He looks like one of those Wooly Willy boards where you add facial hair, eyebrows with magnets.
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Objection!
Don Corleone
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Post by Objection! on Apr 5, 2010 16:09:25 GMT -5
What the hell is Low Ki/Senshi/Kaval still doing down there?
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Post by Kevin's Thorn on Apr 5, 2010 16:12:06 GMT -5
They should've named him "Bishop Jones" since Cable = white, and Bishop = black/Indian/whatever ethnicity the guy is.
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Post by grouse on Apr 5, 2010 16:15:38 GMT -5
What the hell is Low Ki/Senshi/Kaval still doing down there? I don't even remember when they did sign him anymore, was it 2008 or 2009? And was not he injured at some point? How long was he out? Maybe that slowed him up a little bit, plus if the dirtsheets are somehow reliable, maybe they are saving him for second season of NXT...  |
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Post by The Beast Disincarnate on Apr 5, 2010 16:36:03 GMT -5
Cable Jones looks like the illegitimate son of Kimbo Slice and Reggie Miller.
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Post by One-Eyed Kijin on Apr 5, 2010 16:40:53 GMT -5
Whatever happened to cool names like Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Sandman, New Jack, Balls Mahoney, The Undertaker, The Rock, etc? Hell, I'd settle for generic names like Paul Stone or something - anything but the painfully stupid names they've been coming up with. Dolph Ziggler? Seriously? I thought Ziggler had a bad name, but most of those FCW guys have absolutely horrible names. For every good name like The Miz, there are ten nobodies with stupid names like Thong Chestertop. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2010 17:15:59 GMT -5
Remember that mail-away fantasy fed in the Apter mags where you picked a fictional wrestler and checked off a list of moves? That's what these guys remind me of. Also, this is the only guy on that entire page that looks remotely interesting.  Also, I LOLed at this one, because it looks like this guy was posing for his senior yearbook photo, but ripped his shirt off at the last second.  Another Cena lookalike?  He needs a Full House gimmick and Bob Saget as a manager. |
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Post by Barrock on Apr 5, 2010 17:20:37 GMT -5
Remember that mail-away fantasy fed in the Apter mags where you picked a fictional wrestler and checked off a list of moves? That's what these guys remind me of. Also, this is the only guy on that entire page that looks remotely interesting. Also, I LOLed at this one, because it looks like this guy was posing for his senior yearbook photo, but ripped his shirt off at the last second. Another Cena lookalike? He needs a Full House gimmick and Bob Saget as a manager. Rotundo needs a party guy gimmick. He needs Jericho's old flash shirt, and to dance and get crazy drunk. Awesome. |
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Apr 5, 2010 17:57:31 GMT -5
There's hardly anyone I'd out and out mock on the FCW page. Except maybe this guy.  But really, the amount of non-interesting-ness being shown on that page really hits home why the WWE needs to grab people like Awesome Kong and Christopher Daniels when they're let go by the "competition." But that's Dos Caras Jr...  I can't believe they signed Orlando Colon and are renaming him Tito Nieves. This is Tito Nieves, a famous Salsa singer.  This is Orlando Colon, cousin of Carlito and Primo.  They really aren't trying. |
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Apr 5, 2010 18:01:21 GMT -5
Come on, Stabby McDeathkill.
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Apr 5, 2010 18:02:18 GMT -5
Cable Jones: The wrestling equivalent of Wooly Willy.
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Apr 5, 2010 18:07:49 GMT -5
There's hardly anyone I'd out and out mock on the FCW page. Except maybe this guy. But really, the amount of non-interesting-ness being shown on that page really hits home why the WWE needs to grab people like Awesome Kong and Christopher Daniels when they're let go by the "competition." But that's Dos Caras Jr... I can't believe they signed Orlando Colon and are renaming him Tito Nieves. This is Tito Nieves, a famous Salsa singer. This is Orlando Colon, cousin of Carlito and Primo. They really aren't trying. For pure Irony value, he should have been named "Hermano" (y'all can crucify me over grammar later. I've never taken a Spanish class in my life). |
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Post by Dub H on Apr 5, 2010 18:12:36 GMT -5
But that's Dos Caras Jr... I can't believe they signed Orlando Colon and are renaming him Tito Nieves. This is Tito Nieves, a famous Salsa singer. This is Orlando Colon, cousin of Carlito and Primo. They really aren't trying. For pure Irony value, he should have been named "Hermano" (y'all can crucify me over grammar later. I've never taken a Spanish class in my life). I see what you did there |
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toonami4life
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Post by toonami4life on Apr 5, 2010 18:23:46 GMT -5
Those are some lousy names.
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Post by Kevin's Thorn on Apr 5, 2010 18:26:28 GMT -5
to be honest, all these names are better than "Hulk Hogan". The personality/skill is the important thing.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Apr 5, 2010 18:38:38 GMT -5
I like guys who don't have real names. Things like CM Punk, Triple H (even though that started as a full name), The Rock, Big Show, Goldust stuff like that. Full names are boring, especially when you don't even TRY to make them fun. Yet another reason why The Miz is one of the best of the next generation. Also, single names like Sheamus and Christian are good. It's simple and to the point, dammit. Am I the only one who finds Justin Gabriel's picture terrifying?  He looks WAY too muscular... |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2010 18:47:37 GMT -5
to be honest, all these names are better than "Hulk Hogan". The personality/skill is the important thing.  |
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Post by Chip Jordan on Apr 5, 2010 18:51:44 GMT -5
Big E Langston? Really? REALLY?
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Post by Chip Jordan on Apr 5, 2010 18:53:54 GMT -5
Oh dear, looks like I spoke too soon... just saw G-Rilla.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Apr 5, 2010 18:54:54 GMT -5
The sweet thing about Cable Jones is that if WWE fires him, he can easily get another job working for Comcast.
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