Jobes
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Post by Jobes on Apr 5, 2010 13:03:30 GMT -5
 Are seven year olds coming up with the names now? Inatimate object for the first name, very common last name. At this rate, I can't wait for the debut of Paperweight Johnson and Dowel Rod Brown. Oh yeah, and kudos to this guy for rocking the s***ty looking CAW-beard:  |
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Apr 5, 2010 13:10:21 GMT -5
Cable Jones? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D LMAO!!!!
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Post by Lance Uppercut on Apr 5, 2010 13:11:47 GMT -5
it doesn't matter, they're just gonna change it again when they get sent to NXT.
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barley96
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Post by barley96 on Apr 5, 2010 13:42:02 GMT -5
 + SD Jones = Jobber!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by Zen411 on Apr 5, 2010 13:42:38 GMT -5
There was this crappy ad for a fictional wrestling promotion that ran for years in wrestling mags. There was a character called Bodybag Jones.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Apr 5, 2010 13:43:54 GMT -5
Seriously, Cable Jones looks like someone made a CAW while drunk.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2010 13:50:37 GMT -5
I for one look forward to the debut of Rectal Thermometer Smith.
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Jobes
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Post by Jobes on Apr 5, 2010 13:54:19 GMT -5
3-Ring-Binder Rogers has a promising future.
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Post by Psy on Apr 5, 2010 13:56:53 GMT -5
I'm still waiting for Morba "Trapper" Keeper and Lance "Ants in the Pants" Dance. Also on the lookout for Internet Lakshmi and Blog von Facebook.
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Post by grouse on Apr 5, 2010 14:04:27 GMT -5
I demand everyone to check out FCW's rosterpage, there's quite bunch of wrestlers who have either name which screams for effort or just have very, very weird faces - they either look mildly retarded or are lost twins of TNA/WWE wrestlers... you know what I mean when you see it. www.fcwwrestling.info/talent.html |
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Post by erik316wttn on Apr 5, 2010 14:06:36 GMT -5
I can't wait for the epic Hell in a Cell between Cable Jones and DirecTV Smith.
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Post by Tapout on Apr 5, 2010 14:11:46 GMT -5
I can't wait for the epic Hell in a Cell between Cable Jones and DirecTV Smith. The guest ref will be Antenna Coltrane, who will swerve everyone by hitting his finisher, the Public Access (a standing neckbreaker) on both men. |
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Apr 5, 2010 14:36:16 GMT -5
They could at least make Cable's eye shiny.
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Post by The King of Memphis Tennessee on Apr 5, 2010 15:36:42 GMT -5
Mock them all you want, but I can't wait to see the influx of next-generation Rotundo(a?)'s, Dibiases, Hennigs, Steamboats, and Liviana.
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Post by VengeanceGOD on Apr 5, 2010 15:40:16 GMT -5
There's hardly anyone I'd out and out mock on the FCW page. Except maybe this guy.  But really, the amount of non-interesting-ness being shown on that page really hits home why the WWE needs to grab people like Awesome Kong and Christopher Daniels when they're let go by the "competition." |
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Post by Quote the Tozz, Nevermore. on Apr 5, 2010 15:46:18 GMT -5
There's hardly anyone I'd out and out mock on the FCW page. Except maybe this guy. But really, the amount of non-interesting-ness being shown on that page really hits home why the WWE needs to grab people like Awesome Kong and Christopher Daniels when they're let go by the "competition." ....I thought his name was Antonio Banderas for a minute there. Then I was like.. wait... But yeah. FCW guys & girls don't look that interesting. I would love to see Kong and Daniels in WWE though. |
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Post by Psy on Apr 5, 2010 15:46:44 GMT -5
There's hardly anyone I'd out and out mock on the FCW page. Except maybe this guy. But really, the amount of non-interesting-ness being shown on that page really hits home why the WWE needs to grab people like Awesome Kong and Christopher Daniels when they're let go by the "competition." He makes me think of Renzo Gracie. |
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Post by moonlight on Apr 5, 2010 15:53:52 GMT -5
Tonight they will introduce a new wrestler, Groover McTubestock. He will be accompanied by his manager Anita Hahngeob.
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Post by grouse on Apr 5, 2010 16:02:33 GMT -5
I was just making little fun above, so let's just lay back and keep on discussing about second generation stars which I'm looking forward to see in future also.  I haven't really followed FCW for about a year now, not really familiar with most of the guys there now. Has Joe Hennig developed much from his 2008 stuff? I remember seeing segment with Jericho, some battle royal he won and couple single and tag matches from him on their tv-show, so he got pretty good chunk of spotlight then. I want so badly another Hennig to throw perfectplexes in my television, but I wasn't too impressed with his matches during that time. And how good is Brett Dibiase and Richie Steamboat, as I don't think I've seen too many matches from those two? Any match suggestions? |
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barley96
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Post by barley96 on Apr 5, 2010 16:02:55 GMT -5
Whatever happened to cool names like Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Sandman, New Jack, Balls Mahoney, The Undertaker, The Rock, etc?
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
