AriadosMan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Your friendly neighborhood superhero
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Post by AriadosMan on Apr 15, 2010 22:48:16 GMT -5
Two possibilities:
1) have him as a Regal underling
2) have him as comedy jobber "Hoytamania"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2010 22:50:16 GMT -5
Fire Big Zeke and give him his spot
Or failing that depending on where he goes make a new hoss tag team
RAW Kozlov and Archer
Smackdown Knox and Archer
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Post by Deleted on Apr 15, 2010 22:58:54 GMT -5
Yeah, wasn't Lance Vance the black guy in GTA Vice City? Right, and hence the joke about dancing mobsters right at the start of things. Incidentally, Hoyt would look much better with a white suit. |
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Post by The Varsity Club on Apr 15, 2010 23:04:27 GMT -5
man is he intense!
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Allie Kitsune
Crow T. Robot
Always Feelin' Foxy.
HaHa U FaLL 4 LaVa TriK
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Apr 16, 2010 0:16:36 GMT -5
If you could have WWE do anything at all with him, what would it be? Can be turning him into a gangster and having him dance, keeping up the intense thing, whatever. Personally? I'd turn him face, have him start coming out giving cookies to the crowd, and rename him Chips-A-Hoyt. And yes, I did just start this thread for that joke. They could have teamed him with Sweet Papi Sanchez. |
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Post by Richard on Apr 16, 2010 0:22:45 GMT -5
Grow his hair back out and be the Diesel to Bryan's HBK.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Apr 16, 2010 6:06:58 GMT -5
Fire Big Zeke and give him his spot Or failing that depending on where he goes make a new hoss tag team RAW Kozlov and Archer Smackdown Knox and Archer He really should be a rampant sexual deviant who forms a tag team with Low Ki. |
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barley96
Dennis Stamp
This is the biggest Mickie James mark
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Post by barley96 on Apr 16, 2010 6:39:20 GMT -5
Lance Vance? You mean the dude from Grand Theft Auto Vice City.  |
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Post by RedSmile on Apr 16, 2010 9:02:07 GMT -5
Since his name is Archer, Id give him a Robin Hood or Green Arrow gimmick
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Post by Wii M Punk on Apr 16, 2010 9:28:53 GMT -5
I would take over Vice City & get betrayed by him and kill him....Wait, What we're we talking about? I was thinking the same thing. Lance Vance is Tommy Vercetti's business associate in Vice City. Who's the other Lance Vance everyone else is talking about? |
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Apr 16, 2010 9:33:51 GMT -5
Lance Hoyt/Vance Archer.
Can he still do his springboard stuff?? I think they should just let him go in the ring.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Apr 16, 2010 16:51:40 GMT -5
I gather no one got my reference.  |
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Post by hotshotalex on Apr 16, 2010 17:08:50 GMT -5
Tell him his job depended on him having his tramp stamp removed with a laser.
Then after he did it I would future endeavor him anyway.
I would still be doing him a huge favor because now he wouldn't have to go through life with a ridiculous tattoo.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Apr 16, 2010 20:31:10 GMT -5
Change his name to Vancent Archer and give him a serious business man gimmick.
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theryno665
Grimlock
wants a title underneath the stars
Kinda Homeless
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Post by theryno665 on Apr 16, 2010 23:46:58 GMT -5
Just give him Charlie Haas as Mac,bring back Eugene as Charlie,Kelly Kelly as Sweet Dee and Hornswoggle as Frank and make an It's always sunny in Philadelphia stable. Awesome. Though I'd probably swap Tiffany for Kelly Kelly. I don't think Kelly could pull off being as interesting as Sweet Dee. And I might make reservations for replacing Charlie Haas for someone more "badass" but I'll take it. Make Eugene less "special" and more "misread words a lot" and make Hornswoggle a lecherous bastard that may or may not own sweatshops and I'm so down. |
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