What Would You Do With Lance Vance?

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If you could have WWE do anything at all with him, what would it be? Can be turning him into a gangster and having him dance, keeping up the intense thing, whatever.

Personally? I'd turn him face, have him start coming out giving cookies to the crowd, and rename him Chips-A-Hoyt. And yes, I did just start this thread for that joke.

[Arturo Classico]

Join up with The Dudebusters and start a freebird-rule "Rock Band" tag team.

[Matt Dunn]

Rename him LANCE Archer and make him a badass. Think ECW era Test.

[Threadkiller [Classic]]

Apr 15, 2010 14:40:58 GMT -5 Arturo Classico said:

Join up with The Dudebusters and start a freebird-rule "Rock Band" tag team.

This is a damn great idea.

It's even better if the Dudebusters are the wannabe rock stars and Vance is just their badass bodyguard, the Test to their Motley Crue.

And yes, I know Vance did a variant on the rocker gimmick in TNA, but I like the idea of a stable that's actually a band. Or thinks they're one.

[Matt Dunn]

Lance as Dudebusters enforcer would work. Not sure about the Rock Band stuff, though.

[Tapout]

Have him wear green face make-up and change his gimmick to that of an orc from Lord of the Rings.

[Arturo Classico]

Apr 15, 2010 15:09:41 GMT -5 Tapout said:

Have him wear green face make-up and change his gimmick to that of an orc from Lord of the Rings.

Wait that picture gave a different idea what if they gave Archer a Troll 2 gimmick.



I can see it now "You want to see a Vance Archer match?"




NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Banjo Is Broken]

Apr 15, 2010 15:09:41 GMT -5 Tapout said:

Have him wear green face make-up and change his gimmick to that of an orc from Lord of the Rings.

He and Skip Sheffield could be a tag team.

[Jason]

Where Big Zeke was supposed to go, I would put him there.

[Yami Daimao]

I would show him the door.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

I would take over Vice City & get betrayed by him and kill him....Wait, What we're we talking about?

[toonami4life]

Apr 15, 2010 14:40:58 GMT -5 Arturo Classico said:

Join up with The Dudebusters and start a freebird-rule "Rock Band" tag team.

They could bring out those guitars from guitar hero and be managed by a sexy redhead and he can ask who wants to get infect-

Where have I seen this before?

[rapidfire187]

Apr 15, 2010 14:39:11 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

If you could have WWE do anything at all with him, what would it be? Can be turning him into a gangster and having him dance, keeping up the intense thing, whatever.

Personally? I'd turn him face, have him start coming out giving cookies to the crowd, and rename him Chips-A-Hoyt. And yes, I did just start this thread for that joke.

Honestly? I'd fire him or at the very least only use him as a jobber. The guy was pretty decent in TNA when he was just a big Test knock-off, but nothing about him is good in WWE. His moves look weak, his intensity looks fake, his name is goofy, his haircut sucks, and his tramp stamp....don't get me started on the tramp stamp.

I'm sure he's a great guy in real life (actually I'm not sure, I have no clue but whatever) but there's no way he can get over. I mean, maybe it'd be possible but the time and effort it would take just wouldn't be worth it. He's just about the worst guy on the roster IMO.

[Sir Woodrow]

Just give him Charlie Haas as Mac,bring back Eugene as Charlie,Kelly Kelly as Sweet Dee and Hornswoggle as Frank and make an It's always sunny in Philadelphia stable.

["The Rated XXX Superstar" Jed]

I would wish him the best in his future endeavors.

[noleafclover1980]

Great... a Troll 2 refereance. Thanks a lot. I remember seeing that when I was recovering from surgery and my cousin was staying at my place to learn how to surf from my Dad when I was 12, and we both were like "This is the worst damn movie of all time"

[Matt Dunn]

Let him go so he can return to TNA. Hogan likes the hosses.

["Hollywood" Cactus Matt]

Apr 15, 2010 16:37:57 GMT -5 rapidfire187 said:

Apr 15, 2010 14:39:11 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

If you could have WWE do anything at all with him, what would it be? Can be turning him into a gangster and having him dance, keeping up the intense thing, whatever.

Personally? I'd turn him face, have him start coming out giving cookies to the crowd, and rename him Chips-A-Hoyt. And yes, I did just start this thread for that joke.

Honestly? I'd fire him or at the very least only use him as a jobber. The guy was pretty decent in TNA when he was just a big Test knock-off, but nothing about him is good in WWE. His moves look weak, his intensity looks fake, his name is goofy, his haircut sucks, and his tramp stamp....don't get me started on the tramp stamp.

I'm sure he's a great guy in real life (actually I'm not sure, I have no clue but whatever) but there's no way he can get over. I mean, maybe it'd be possible but the time and effort it would take just wouldn't be worth it. He's just about the worst guy on the roster IMO.

Would you be so kind as to not read my frickin' mind right before you post? ;D

That's pretty much exactly how I feel. He'd be a big star in, say, Texas in the '80s, during the territory days, but he is the epitome of blandness if you ask me.

[barley96]

Job to Primo.

[GaTechGrad]

Yeah, wasn't Lance Vance the black guy in GTA Vice City?