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Post by Schattenjager on Apr 23, 2010 9:12:57 GMT -5
Here we try to figure what the dirt was that Funaki had on Vince and company that he used to stay employed for so long. I'm pretty sure we are all in agreement that there was SOMETHING that Funaki knew or had. I don't have any of the details, but I'm sure it has something to do with the Triple H/Falco mystery/conspiracy that has been discussed widely over the internet. Perhaps Funaki has advanced knowledge about the real causes of Falco's alleged death in 1998. He had the knowledge hidden in a secret file that Johnny Ace was finally able to get his hands on and out the door went Funaki.
Your ideas?
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Post by Arturo Classico on Apr 23, 2010 9:28:59 GMT -5
Randy Savage and Stephanie McMahon sex video
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Post by chac on Apr 23, 2010 9:41:48 GMT -5
What is this HHH/Falco mystery?
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Post by Schattenjager on Apr 23, 2010 9:45:00 GMT -5
What is this HHH/Falco mystery? Like I said, I don't have any of the actual details, but that video clearly shows a young Triple H singing the Falco hit song "Wiener Blut". |
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Post by Gummydavidson on Apr 23, 2010 9:59:09 GMT -5
What is this HHH/Falco mystery? Like I said, I don't have any of the actual details, but that video clearly shows a young Triple H singing the Falco hit song "Wiener Blut". Jeremy Borash at 1:25  |
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Post by Jeremy on Apr 23, 2010 10:10:20 GMT -5
Looks more like William Regal in the Falco vid to me.
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Post by valley22 on Apr 23, 2010 10:13:43 GMT -5
The list of people vince sold steroids to in the 80s?
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Post by jamielowndes {N} on Apr 23, 2010 10:18:55 GMT -5
The Sexy Bitch Yacht was a present from Funaki to Vince.
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Post by Bam Neeley on Apr 23, 2010 10:39:22 GMT -5
A video of Vince helping an old lady across the street
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Apr 23, 2010 10:45:04 GMT -5
What is this HHH/Falco mystery? Like I said, I don't have any of the actual details, but that video clearly shows a young Triple H singing the Falco hit song "Wiener Blut". "Wiener Blut"... Wiener Blut... Wiener butt... wiener in the bu--OH MY GOD FUNAKI AND HHH WERE THE NEW STEVE LOMBARDI/PAT PATTERSON. |
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Post by Celgress on Apr 23, 2010 10:46:07 GMT -5
A video of Vince helping an old lady across the street Thread, that totally makes sense as it would ruin Vince's "evil Mr. McMahon" image.  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 23, 2010 10:58:12 GMT -5
The boring and probably real answer might be that Japan is a big market for the WWE but now with Yoshi on the card and Inoki in the HOF (I'm assuming his induction means him and the Japanese press will shrill the WWE in that part of the world)....Funaki isn't needed anymore.
Which is a shame, as Funaki is a great seller and could take a huge kicking from anyone to make them look awesome......would rather Funaki took the beatings from Shemas than Evan Borne (who a few years in the future might be a threat to the main eventers, rather than Funaki who was and seemed to be happy with being an enternal jobber)....
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Apr 23, 2010 11:04:48 GMT -5
Randy Savage and Stephanie McMahon sex video Randy Savage and Vince McMahon sex video. And that, my friends, is also why Vinny Mac's pissed at Savage. He had some Savage lovin' and then got dumped for the enemy. |
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Post by truwrestlingfan on Apr 23, 2010 11:05:02 GMT -5
He knew that Linda had a dick...how? They hooked up during Funaki's young, brash, KAENTI days
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Post by wildojinx on Apr 23, 2010 11:18:46 GMT -5
The truth is actually that he's good friends with Shawn Michaels. And now that shawns gone,,
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Post by rrm15 on Apr 23, 2010 11:21:48 GMT -5
This gives Funaki more time to walk around Wal-Mart looking for furniture.
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Post by Tapout on Apr 23, 2010 11:23:25 GMT -5
He had Morley's pee-pee, which he had acquired by means of choppy-choppy.
Don't you people read the history books?
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Apr 23, 2010 11:39:15 GMT -5
I suspect some trickery on Funaki's part. I think he switched contracts or something and tricked Vince into signing a contract guaranteed through 2010. Probably back in '98 or so, when he freely admitted being evil. If he really had any dirt on Vince, he wouldn't have been let go until Linda's Senate race is over.
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Post by 4real on Apr 23, 2010 12:45:31 GMT -5
Because Funaki was clearly the most feared backstage politican in WWE, a man HHH, Austin, JBL, Taker etc knew it was best to keep their distance from.
Plus he knew Kung Fu.
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Post by AriadosMan on Apr 23, 2010 12:54:00 GMT -5
He didn't have any dirt. He was lucky enough to be friends wih Stone Cold and HBK. Once their careers were over, so was his.
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