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Post by Alex Shelley on May 24, 2010 22:34:30 GMT -5
When good ol' Glenn Jacobs retires, would you guys consider writing a book based on the poor man's career? I mean, I think it's clear at this point that his entire career is wrestlecrap in its purest form. From Fake Diesel to Isaac Yankem to Kane, he's had some terrible gimmicks. But, really, the bulk of anything about him would have to be an attempt to put together a kayfabe biography of Kane. The character has been a part of some of the worst things wrestling has ever seen, has no continuity with his character, and, well, is just Kane. I'm not sure if WWE/copyright laws would allow for a book to be published, but it's just a thought. I'd buy it, at least  |
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Post by Blade Braxton on May 25, 2010 0:13:23 GMT -5
Can I make a graphic and raunchy Katie Vick chapter? If so, I'm in!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 25, 2010 0:27:36 GMT -5
Didnt WWE already do this with Journey To Darkness???
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Post by Blade Braxton on May 25, 2010 0:54:44 GMT -5
Didnt WWE already do this with Journey To Darkness??? Yeah, they did a wacky backstory featuring him and Katie, etc. We covered it on one of our first WCR episodes. But man, could you imagine like the OP stated, attempting to write a biography of the Kane character? I would grow tumors in my head before I completed writing it. |
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on May 25, 2010 1:12:40 GMT -5
I remember Paul Bearer saying he had bought the book since he was part of Kane's story. He opened it up, saw Katie Vick mentioned on the first page, closed it, and threw it across the room. His wife asked what was wrong and he said, "Katie Vick. You can throw that in the trash, I'm not gonna read it."
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Triple Kelly
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Post by Triple Kelly on May 25, 2010 3:27:07 GMT -5
I remember Paul Bearer saying he had bought the book since he was part of Kane's story. He opened it up, saw Katie Vick mentioned on the first page, closed it, and threw it across the room. His wife asked what was wrong and he said, "Katie Vick. You can throw that in the trash, I'm not gonna read it." The worst (or best, cause this story is sorta funny) was when he gave tickets to Raw to the children of George Jones, the country singer, and turns out it was the Katie Vick show with naked Hunter f'ing the mannequin with spaghetti-o's. Wonder why most people are embarassed to be wrestling fans now... |
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on May 25, 2010 5:30:34 GMT -5
Didnt WWE already do this with Journey To Darkness??? Yeah, they did a wacky backstory featuring him and Katie, etc. We covered it on one of our first WCR episodes. But man, could you imagine like the OP stated, attempting to write a biography of the Kane character? I would grow tumors in my head before I completed writing it. Luckily for you, bro, I was willing to go where no man should  (not Nicole Bass's love cave). TRUE DEATH VALLEY STORY: KANE: (Scroll down a bit). www.seancarless.com/blfkjune2006.html (language)  |
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Post by Blade Braxton on May 25, 2010 6:16:16 GMT -5
If that story is half as epic as that Photoshop, it'll still be $$$$$$
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Post by Premier Blah on May 25, 2010 17:28:40 GMT -5
Only if Dave Meltzer writes the foreword.
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(not Nicole Bass's love cave).
