One Liners about WrestleCrap Radio Characters

[Ass Dan]

It's good to see you dressed up, Blade. And by 'dressed up' I mean I can't see your penis.

[halliday32]

I'm not saying that Blade's not had a lot of luck with the ladies lately but the last bit of action he got was when the hobo girl he and don gave the finger to when they were kids try to give him the "finger dark" right back to Blade after meeting him again beside the loading dock of the grocery

[Mr T L Wolf]

I think we can all be thankful tonight. Ladies and gentleman, Mr. Braxton has left his trash bag at home!

I gotta tell you though, I tried listening to Wrestlecrap Radio the other day, and it just put me out. I don't think I've been that tired since Black Friday shopping at Kohl's a few years back.

[Can you afford to pay me, Gah]

BM Punk: "When I got here the first think I notice was the smell. For a roast about WrestleCRAP. I sure didn't smell like crap. Well lucky I was coming here and I fixed that problem successfully. Your Welcome."

Angry JR: "The only reason why I even came here is because My wife won't **** me. Because of that and my BQ resturant closed. I get stuck with these SOBS. **** my life."

[lildude8218]

Blade has a closer relationship with his penis than Lanny Poffo has with his

Dark Journey? isn't that slang for getting in Triple Kelly's pants?

People should call Peter Gazer and Gay Popeye the "Mario Brothers" because of how much experience they have with different colored pipes.

Blade Braxton's sex life could easily be described with the title of Mickie's CD. He picks up strangers, takes them back to his hobo shack, and then the Guardian Angels bust up the party.

[Premier Blah]

Blade doesn't put on any airs. Course, he doesn't put on any pants either.

[ani]

-Mike Check: Thank you Gay Popeye, that shirt makes you look like a homosexual.

(Crowd boos)

Well...then maybe you...you ALL are homosexuals!

I know R.D. would appreciate a Simpsons reference.

[livetowin]

89. Yeah, I think 89.


Years until WC fans will be able to get laid! Heyoooh!

[Raging_Demons]

Some more jokes, rest found on Page 1

"Well sometimes Deal makes fun of his age on his MySpace Profile. But in fact he's really old." (Crowd: "HOW OLD IS HE?!?") "Deal is SO old he was George Hackenschmidt's water boy!"

"Stubby & I talk on Twitter all the time & I said to him that I like to watch '30 Rock'. Stubby says 'you watch 30 rocks of crack cocaine?"

"Nintendo John is here. I tried to say hi & he said to 'choke on these' as he tossed a couple of PokeBalls at me."

"Occasionally there's a Celebrity Trip To The Grocery. Blade one time interviewed 'Loverboy' front man Mike Reno. Only reason why Mike Reno did the interview was because he thought Blade was a groupie & he was going to get laid."

(More to Come)

[lildude8218]

And of course we have that junk food addict, RD Reynolds. He's inhaled more powdered substances than Lindsay Lohan.

I've heard from Mrs. Deal that RD is like an animal in bed.......he eats like a horse, smells like dog and looks like a pig.

[Raging_Demons]

I think I can squeeze 3 more jokes before I go to sleep.

"Dixie Carter is here tonight. One time Dixie said in front of a public Congressional Hearing that wrestling fans are like Steve Carrell in 'The 40 Year Old Virgin'. Now it makes all sense. TNA is being booked specifically for Steve Carrell, the biggest TNA fan in the world!"

"RD & Blade said at one time someone stole Blade's gimmick. That's true. Puppet the Psycho Midget stole Blade's gimmick. Both are fond of doing some awful things in trash cans."

"When Deal wanted to do a website his objective was that it's going to be big, Gabby Hayes big!" (And there's another Simpson's reference for Deal.)

[D2: Sweet & Sour Edition]

Hear about that crazy obsessed Mickie James fan who was arrested for threatening to blow up WWE Headquarters when she was fired? It's good to see Blade made bail to be here today.

[Ultimo Chocula]

"RD Reynolds was supposed to speak next but I'll save him a trip. SPEAKING OF! I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS SICK! KING PEDOPHILE! There. Now he doesn't have to get up."

[Kris]

"Welcome to the first annual Wrestlecrap Roast! Sponsored by Glade Plug-in, Pepsi, and Wilson's Child-sized Caskets."

[DramaGuyCJM]

May 28, 2010 18:31:04 GMT -5 Ass Dan said:

It's good to see you dressed up, Blade. And by 'dressed up' I mean I can't see your penis.

OK, this is easily my favorite joke posted in this thread. I really hope this one gets used.

[D2: Sweet & Sour Edition]

I can safely say that some of these did in fact get used.

[erik316wttn]

If I had the choice of shooting Blade in the face or not, I wouldn't do it, but only because I don't want to have to buy another bullet.

[DrewVonAwesome]

I can't say I blame Lord Alfred one bit, after listening to the last Wrestlecrap Radio... I'd wanna be dead too.