Word from Wrestlecrap Headquarters is that the new TNA correspondant will stay anonymous in order to avoid death. We spoke to the alleged new man, and he had this to say:
"See, one time when I was working the internet radio market, I was on a station called WWCR. You know what we called it back then? Well, we called it The Whacker. It was a vaguely wrestling-oriented station. I've never heard of an entire radio station just dedicated to one sport until then but it seemed to play well in the Geek, Nerd, and Poindexter markets. Anyway, obviously I didn't go by my real name back then. I used a different name from my real name. The name I went by at the time was "Mike Check". See, there was this wrestler at the time called Mr Kenneth Kennedy, and well he would do this thing where he would come out to the ring and do all the ring announcements by himself. And Kenneth Kennedy, his finisher was called the Mic Check, so I changed the C in Mic, and replaced it with a KE. Making it like my name was Michael Check.
Anyway, one time when I was on The Whacker, we had this little gimmick we used to do where we would go around the country and do OBs from all these different locations. You know what OBs are, don't you? Well they're outdoor broadcasts. It's where instead of broadcasting from a studio, you'd do the show live in an outdoor location. Well anyway, one time when we did an outdoor broadcast, in fact it was to celebrate the sheer amount of time I had been doing the TNA correspondance. You see, at the end of my broadcast, I had a little victory cigar as I always do when I reach a momentous occasion like that. And see, I had forgotten that we were doing the show live from a firework convention, and..."
The new TNA correspondant then drifted off to sleep while still on the phone. He was annoying me by this point so I decided to leave the phone off the hook in order to run up his phone bill.
Of course, plans on Wrestlecrap Radio are changing by the minute, so I could be wrong. Either way, give me money!
Source: Thrillho, Speculation Chamber Newsletter
Last Edit: Jun 24, 2010 19:25:02 GMT -5 by Thrillho
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