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Post by ani on Dec 31, 2009 16:33:28 GMT -5
-"Street Fighter...lame. Mortal Kombat...lame. Pit Fighter...now that was a classic!" -"RD Jr. and me in a street fight? No contest, the kid wins." -"I sometimes wish Angry Jim Ross could baste me and call me saucy sue" -"I like to dress up like a big man baby and wear a diaper!" -"The 90's were incredibly more awesome then the 70's could ever be. Main reason? One word baby...POGS!"
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 31, 2009 16:44:36 GMT -5
I just hope RD has an antique pun book handy.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
Posts: 17,056
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Post by default on Dec 31, 2009 17:25:41 GMT -5
"Blade I think it's time to tell you one of my deep, dark secrets. I was Don Mason's grandfather's neighbor that was having sex with that horse. To be fair, I thought it was Francine."
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Post by halliday32 on Dec 31, 2009 18:36:56 GMT -5
"The only reason I don't like Vince Russo is because I'm jealous of his amazing creative storytelling acumen. Looking back, the pinata on a pole match was a multi-faceted expression of the challenges faced by low skilled illegal migrants in America. That, and I really enjoy making fun of cripples, cancer patients and most of all, Jim Ross's Palsy face"
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Post by forgottensinpwf on Dec 31, 2009 22:01:50 GMT -5
"Trish's brown hair makes me a very Randy Baer".
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Post by sntb on Dec 31, 2009 22:23:21 GMT -5
"I sincerely apologise for inflicting Mike Check upon the world."
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livetowin
Dennis Stamp
Just Keep Walkin'
Don't be negatin'!
Posts: 4,430
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Post by livetowin on Jan 1, 2010 14:35:44 GMT -5
"Enlighten me Blade..."
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
Posts: 17,056
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Post by default on Jan 1, 2010 15:43:17 GMT -5
"You know Blade, I don't think this show is nearly long enough. If I can use a term from the radio biz, I think we need to pad it out. Do you have a story you'd like to share involving strippers, cheap liquor or Don Mason? Please by all means, I'm all ears."
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Post by Not in the Face!!! on Jan 1, 2010 18:07:00 GMT -5
"I would love to wrestle nicole bass, why you ask, three words taint-a-flyin'."
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on Jan 1, 2010 22:56:53 GMT -5
"I sincerely apologise for inflicting Mike Check upon the world." "I will strike down Not Tom Bosley for daring to take Mike Check's name in vain" "You know. Jared from Subway is a jam up guy. I wish he come to Wrestlecrap HQ so I could feast on his footlong" "Sunny was the worst diva of all time. The only time she was any good was when she got slopped by the Godwinns"
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default
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Blames Everything On Snitsky. Yes, Even THAT.
Posts: 17,056
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Post by default on Jan 2, 2010 0:16:25 GMT -5
"I'm hung like a housecat. I bet ya Dave Meltzer isn't talking my embarrassingly small Gemini action figure!"
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Post by Bullhead on Jan 2, 2010 1:12:29 GMT -5
"I would shoot Peyton Manning and walk over his dying carcass to kiss Tom Brady's feet. Patriots uber alles!"
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,662
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Post by bob on Jan 2, 2010 2:03:29 GMT -5
"Don't be bashful, have a sandiwch"
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Post by Premier Blah on Jan 2, 2010 5:38:46 GMT -5
"Last night my toilet broke, so I had to trashbag it. Sadly the only bags I had were those small grocery plastic bags...and I missed it. Had to explain to Mrs Deal why I had to clean up a brown smelling mess on our carpet."
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BorneAgain
Fry's dog Seymour
Posts: 20,314
Member is Online
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Post by BorneAgain on Jan 3, 2010 14:31:05 GMT -5
"I have a fantasy involving Linda McMahon, the Tranny, and trashbagging, which has sadly gone unfulfilled."
"The live action How the Grinch Stole Christmas needs to be required viewing for everyone at Christmas time."
"The match between Jenna and Sharmell was a five star classic, easily eclipsing the Undertaker vs. Shawn Michaels as match of the year."
"Triple Kelly's impression of Cher was infinitely superior to mine, which has no place on Wrestlecrap Radio."
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bob
Salacious Crumb
The "other" Bob. FOC COURSE!
started the Madness Wars, Proudly the #1 Nana Hater on FAN
Posts: 78,662
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Post by bob on Jan 3, 2010 14:43:39 GMT -5
"Trish Stratus is a horseface."
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
Posts: 90,480
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 3, 2010 14:47:09 GMT -5
"Blade Braxton...this is for you." *Proceeds to sing What A Man by Salt N Pepa, but with Blade`s A Man replacing the title in the song.*
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
Posts: 90,480
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 3, 2010 15:53:28 GMT -5
I can say this without question, without hyperbole...Firebreaker Chip should have gotten a 3 year world title run. Would have been bigger than the nWo.
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Post by The Nature Girl on Jan 3, 2010 21:35:48 GMT -5
"It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
They have everything for you men to enjoy, You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a. It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal, You can do whatever you feel ."
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
Posts: 17,593
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Post by Grendel on Jan 3, 2010 22:36:38 GMT -5
I think he should sing some negro spirituals, or some folk songs like Tom Dooley or If I only had a Hammer.
Wait a minute, I got it. He should have to sing Massa's in the cold, cold ground ...
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