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Post by Premier Blah on Dec 30, 2009 4:05:45 GMT -5
With RD finally losing a bet to Blade (by 10 points in our Fantasy Football League too no doubt), it seems he is now at our mercy to say whatever we, ah, feed to him. I'm starting a new fresh thread for any and all suggestions, and I'll try and find other lines from other threads. Of course you could also want to message RD and/or Blade directly if you want your line to be a surprise.
Anyway, let me begin.
"I want the Manning Brothers to double penetrate me while sticking a ball gag in my mouth."
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Post by Premier Blah on Dec 30, 2009 4:07:37 GMT -5
Triple Kelly wants RD to read excerpts from Twilight.
Raging Demons: " Let's just say when Deal reads what I have to say, you two will say "Yeah Eric" when the name Eric is mentioned."
Me: "Want to sleep in my Hello Kitty bed?"
"I want Don...Don Mason to make me his golden shower buddy."
"You know, I secretly get off listening to Nathaniel and Mike Check deliver TNA news. Peter Gazer? My first real crush. And I secretly think of Gay Popeye dipping his anchor in my harbor."
JMoney wants him to sing Pour Some Sugar On Me.
The Nature Girl: "Trish Stratus: ugliest woman ever!"
Ultimate Kennedy has a shopping list:
"Met the Iron Sheik at a convention the other day. The experience? Humbling to say the least."
"Wrestlemania 9, a license to print money"
Sing Anticipation
"If Roddy Piper did porn he'd be my favorite porn star and I'd always call him the Hot Rod!"
"Outback Jack: future hall of famer!"
"The Hart Foundation is overrated, Brian Pillman was an annoying dweeb and Evan Borne is a vanilla midget."
Sing Black Water
"I'd love to smoke Kevin Nash's one cigar over a firepit after a skirt steak dinner."
"When Gorilla Monsoon said "Will you stop!?" He was talking to the hooker under the table"
"I wish I could watch Andre the Giant pass gas in front of The President while riding in an elevator."
Sing Suicide is Painless (the theme to M.A.S.H.)
"John Thomas can fix our economy"
"Stephanie McMahon's lovely voice should sing the national anthem every morning."
"John Cena + Gay Popeye = Worlds Greatest Tag Team"
Leaping Lambert: "I love Gay Popeye."
Inglorious OTG: "I'm going to invite New Jack over to eat some Fruity Pebbles. I'll throw away the spoons first, so we have to eat with forks! Then I'll tell him how Heyman sent me his checks to keep ECW off of Wrestlecrap!"
Thrillho: "My goodness, something twice the size of the Royal Barge has just hoved into view between the sheets!"
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Dec 30, 2009 8:40:03 GMT -5
Poor RD, after he reads a lot of this so far. We may never hear another Wrestlecrap radio. However I must add to the list.
Just at some point funnier if your on the phone with Angry JR. Just say:
"Purple Monkey Dish Washer, That is All."
Being that the next Episode is the first after Christmas During the time where they talk about what they got for Christmas (I'm guessing that they will). Will tell this story for what he got.
"It was amazing Christmas. I couldn't believe when I walked down stair Christmas morning to see the size of the gift Miss Deal got me. This this must been two the three feet tall. As excited I was to open this Miss Deal told me I must open this other gift first. So I was like ok if you say so. So I unwapped the first gift. I was confused when all it was in the box was a Rubber Chicken, A bottle of Jack Daniels, and one of those big red Plastic bats. Then Miss Deal says it doesn't make sense now honey but you will use these with your big gift. Now you may open it. As I open it I notice it was a big box with holes in it. I open it and jumps out was a miget dressed as Don West. Still have no idea what next. All Miss Deal says is Knock yourself out."
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Post by Triple Kelly on Dec 30, 2009 11:37:04 GMT -5
Later on I'll get a copy of Twilight and search out some real barfy tweeny girl lines.  |
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Post by Raging_Demons on Dec 30, 2009 13:02:23 GMT -5
I've sent Deal a personal message what I want him to say so it's going to be a surprise. I'll reveal it when the bet happens. For now here are some public things I want Deal to say:
"Brunette Trish Stratus is the hottest woman on the planet. Hotter than Mrs. Deal!"
"Don't bogart that joint, my friend. Pass it over to me. Don't bogart that joint, my friend. Pass it over to me. Roll another one. Just like the other one. This one's burnt to the end. Come on and be a friend." -- song "Don't Bogart Me".
"I can watch Chris Masters & his dancing pecs for hours!"
I want Deal to sing either "Poker Face" or "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga. It will 100 times better than Lady Gaga singing them.
I want him to sing one of the lamest songs out there. It's called "Face Up, Face Down". Its from an episode of "Yu-Gi-Oh!"
And finally. "Blade. You don't have to wrestle Nicole Bass. This is official." Thought I do a free pass for Blade.
EDIT: Oh I have more evil plans for Deal!
"MRS DEAL! Get Trish Stratus & Sunny on the phone now! I want to have a sexy 3-way with both of them with you watching."
"I want RD Junior to grow up to be Hornswoggle. Clearly he's the best wrestler of all time!"
Yes Deal. I'm gonna force you to read quotes from your FAVORITE Movie. "Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas" starring Jim Carrey! MWA HAH HAH HAH!
"The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there - on such short notice! Even if I wanted to go my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing... I'm booked. Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear? "
"That's what it's all about, isn't it? That's what it's always been *about*. Gifts, gifts... gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts. You wanna know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me. In your garbage. You see what I'm saying? In your *garbage*. I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump. And the avarice...The avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs. I want diamonds. I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored and sell it to make glue." Look, I don't wanna make waves, but this *whole* Christmas season is stupid, stupid, stupid!"
"Oh, the Who-manity."
"All right, you're a reindeer. Here's your motivation: Your name is Rudolph, you're a freak with a red nose, and no one likes you. Then, one day, Santa picks you and you save Christmas. No, forget that part. We'll improvise... just keep it kind of loosey-goosey. You HATE Christmas! You're gonna steal it. Saving Christmas is a lousy ending, way too commercial. ACTION!"
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Post by Goldenbane on Dec 30, 2009 19:20:56 GMT -5
"The Colts suck and I hope they never make it to another Super Bowl in my lifetime."
"Go Lions!"
"Go Browns!!"
"Looking up crappy late 70's sitcoms for interactive segments is stupid and a waste of time. As God above as my witness, and I am not making this up, nor am I reading off something someone wrote, I swear we will never do that again and I, RD Reynolds promise to stop trying to stump everyone with stupid obscure stars no one gives a crap about."
"Global internet is the best web host in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE...and Beverly Hills."
"Airplane sucked hard sweaty man meat. Spaceballs was much better."
"My favorite Master of the Universe was Orko."
"Hello everyone, and welcome to another edition of Wrestlecrap Radio, I'm your host, RD Reynolds, and as always on the other end of the tin can and string is my co-host The Slicer, The Shredder, The Love Shot, and the Money Maker...MISTER Blade Blad Brad Brian Bram Barney Blake Breakstown Brixton Bradford Braxton!"
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Post by rdreynolds on Dec 30, 2009 19:44:36 GMT -5
Later on I'll get a copy of Twilight and search out some real barfy tweeny girl lines. Can I pay you off to read the lines for me? RD |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2009 19:58:53 GMT -5
"Curtis Painter is the greatest quarterback in the history of football."
"Did I ever tell you about the huge Tom Brady poster I have on my wall?"
"This week, I'm doing the show without pants on."
"Triple Kelly is better at singing as Cher than I ever could be."
"Sometimes, I like to pretend I'm one of the Bella twins."
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Post by leapinglambert on Dec 30, 2009 20:53:28 GMT -5
I've PMed Blade with one, but I was kind RD.  |
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Post by Clarence "Showstealer" Mason on Dec 30, 2009 20:59:24 GMT -5
Sometimes I really wish I was Damien Demento.
I've lied to the crappers all these years. Nicole Bass is my dream woman. What I wouldn't give to be pinned under her.
And I second JMoney. He must sing Pour Some Sugar on Me
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Post by Triple Kelly on Dec 30, 2009 21:29:07 GMT -5
Later on I'll get a copy of Twilight and search out some real barfy tweeny girl lines. Can I pay you off to read the lines for me? RD I'd only read the Twilight lines cause I can ham it up real good. But you reading them would be better cause you can do that high-pitched girl voice. ;D |
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Post by bob on Dec 30, 2009 21:50:32 GMT -5
"I want to be humbled in the old country way by the Iron Sheik!"
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Post by elektro on Dec 30, 2009 22:13:20 GMT -5
"I want to be humbled in the old country way by the Iron Sheik!" You've already done that one. I remember the last one. |
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Post by Cyborg Franky on Dec 31, 2009 0:10:08 GMT -5
I got a couple.
" Jack Frost was a great movie. I can't wait to review, Jack Frost 2: The Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman."
"Nipple H is greatest creative writer in the whole world."
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Post by bob on Dec 31, 2009 0:24:12 GMT -5
"The Colts suck the mighty meat missle."
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Post by default on Dec 31, 2009 0:29:49 GMT -5
"Brunette Trish makes me stiff. Trashley makes me even more stiff. SPEAKING OF stiffs... Lord Alfred, if you please."
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Post by Triple Kelly on Dec 31, 2009 0:37:06 GMT -5
"Brunette Trish makes me stiff. Trashley makes me even more stiff. SPEAKING OF stiffs... Lord Alfred, if you please." That needs to have "RAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOONE" before it. O&A fans will get that one.  |
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Post by Thrillho on Dec 31, 2009 2:30:32 GMT -5
"Rah Rah, Aah Aah Aah. Roma Romama, Ga Ga, Ooh La La. I love Cookie Crisp"
"You know whenever WWE released that Rock DVD? And it had, like, 3 hours of The Rock just, cutting promos. Why haven't they done that with Randy Orton? That would be money right there. Also I poop my pants."
"Hey Hey, fellow crappers! It's your old buddy and your old pal here, RD Reynolds, with Wrestlecrap Radio. And on the other end of the tin can and string, the Abbey Road to my Shark Sandwich, Mr Blade Braxton."
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Dec 31, 2009 3:52:17 GMT -5
Here are a few
* We need more celebrities to be world champions like David Arquette was.
* WCW & ECW got what they deserved in the Invasion angle
* I love Subs from Subway.
* I wish to be chokeslammed by the Big Show again
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Post by Premier Blah on Dec 31, 2009 5:41:23 GMT -5
Hi, my name is the Deal.
I thought this bet was ideal.
Luckily I didn't get
A blow-job from Mike Check
Because God knows I need to get a feel.
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