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Post by chunkylover53 on Feb 19, 2008 0:42:31 GMT -5
^^Then Lanny Poffo would make a rap album about how much he hates Hulk Hogan.
What if Damien Damento stayed in the then-WWF long enough to show off the character he potrayed on youtube(in the mid-90s)?
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Post by nisidhe on Feb 19, 2008 18:10:02 GMT -5
Then he'd have tagged with the Berserker against Michaels and Trips repackaged as the new Rockers, driving a feud with Jannetty and Leif Cassidy for the name a la The Midnight Express feud in WCW back in '89(?)
What if Brian Lee had continued as the Undertaker?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Feb 19, 2008 19:01:52 GMT -5
^^Kane would've never been on the scene.
Instead of 3 hours, what if WCW extended Monday Nitro to 5 hours?
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Feb 20, 2008 9:48:19 GMT -5
Tony Schiavone would have called it "the greatest early-morning in the history of our sport!"
What if Hulk Hogan only had 23 1/2 inch pythons?
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 20, 2008 12:44:50 GMT -5
He wouldn't be as strong as he claims to be.
What if John Cena didn't get his current Superman push?
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Feb 20, 2008 14:30:04 GMT -5
He'd debut with a Bizarro Cena gimmick. He'd be Cohn Jena, a priveleged kid from the suburbs of Hawthorne, New Jersey and he loves to recite folk songs that he writes.
Would that be so bad?
What if Jeff Hardy mistakenly pinned Orton at their last championship match?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Feb 20, 2008 16:28:36 GMT -5
Randy Orton would win it back the next night.
What if Andre The Giant held the WWF championship for more than 45 seconds?
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 20, 2008 18:09:50 GMT -5
He'd have a dominant run that would last for over a year.
What if the Monday Night Wars never ended?
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Post by nisidhe on Feb 20, 2008 22:26:42 GMT -5
Then both Raw and Nitro would be pulling double digits in the ratings. (Survivor? What's that?)
What if Kerry Von Erich's prosthesis had been discovered and confirmed during his I-C reign?
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Feb 21, 2008 11:34:51 GMT -5
New gimmick. He'd be a cowboy, Hopalong Kerry.
What if Mr. Perfect had beaten Hogan for the title?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Feb 21, 2008 12:26:29 GMT -5
Then that would solidifie his perfection.
What if John Cena got inducted into the Hall of Fame RIGHT NOW?
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Feb 22, 2008 0:28:41 GMT -5
Then it would be some kind of milestone, just get his photo with his Pro Wrestling shirt and be inducted by Nailz or someone weird.
What if Mike Awesome was a pizza man?
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Feb 22, 2008 12:34:54 GMT -5
He would've been awesome at it. And if he got there after the 30 minutes, your pizza was free...but he powerbombed you through the front wall of your house.
What if Brett Hart decided to be a car salesman?
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Feb 22, 2008 12:41:33 GMT -5
He would eventually retire and remember everytime someone didn't get the extended warranty and truecoat package with their purchase. He'd also criticize his contemporaries even though they sold cars as well as he did.
What if Shawn Michaels jumped off of Cobo Hall onto Vince McMahon with a trashcan over his head on a table?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Feb 22, 2008 14:25:05 GMT -5
^^Both men would be dead.
What if Shawn Michaels was a born-again Jew?
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Feb 23, 2008 13:17:24 GMT -5
He'd be a sexy goy! Sexy goooy! He's not your goy toy! Goy tooooy!
What if Shawn Michaels' partnered with Moses instead of God to take on McMahon and Co.?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Feb 24, 2008 13:53:17 GMT -5
It would take place by the Red Sea.
What if during a hardcore match, the two wrestlers brawled there way into somebody's house(such as throwing them threw a window or door or something)?
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Feb 24, 2008 14:24:28 GMT -5
Then Jack Schmidtz of one 122 Fox Trail Lane could have his hands on the Hardcore Title if it was being fought over anyway.
What if Benoit DID get in the HOF (and don't tell me it couldn't happen with people who have died of overdoses, talked down about the business, WWE or otherwise and other crimes can get in) give it a few years and WWE (yes WWE not the antichrist but hardly the most holy naiton on the planet) lets him in, what would happen?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Feb 24, 2008 16:20:00 GMT -5
Then Jack Schmidtz of one 122 Fox Trail Lane could have his hands on the Hardcore Title if it was being fought over anyway. What if Benoit DID get in the HOF (and don't tell me it couldn't happen with people who have died of overdoses, talked down about the business, WWE or otherwise and other crimes can get in) give it a few years and WWE (yes WWE not the antichrist but hardly the most holy naiton on the planet) lets him in, what would happen? Well I think you know the answer, so I might as well say it. There will be an uproar with the fans and media. What if Hulk Hogan's restaraunt became as big as Cheesecake Factory or Fridays?
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Post by Quark: Ferengi Sex Machine on Feb 24, 2008 16:29:58 GMT -5
Then pastamania would run wild on Bennigan's too Brother!
What if the Monday Night wars were reversed, everything reversed but the writing fopr both shows stayed the same. Format stayed the same but when WWE would have won and WCW would have los in ratings, the opposite happened. Eventually resulting in Ted Turner buying WWF
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