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Post by bigdaddyfive on Feb 24, 2008 16:48:10 GMT -5
A group of ex-WWF/E and ECW wrestlers would ressurect the AWA brand, with Triple H and Stone Cold as their main pulls, probably not needing or wanting to work for WCW. The Rock would've gone for the money and still ended up in Hollywood, Mick Foley would be nowhere in sight. However, a few years later, a young boy named "John Cena" is found in the ruins of a crashed meteorite, clutching only a "word life" t-shirt" with a mission to dominate the WCW...
My question is:
Which planet does the man of steel, "Superman" John Cena hail from and why do his origins give him his strength?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Feb 24, 2008 21:36:07 GMT -5
^^Mercury. Considering its the closest planet to the Sun, Cena gets his powers from the sun.
What if Adolf Hitler was a wrestler?
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Feb 24, 2008 23:41:57 GMT -5
Then he would have gotten a job working at WCW, it was run by Nazi's too.
What if instead of "Stand Back" being sung at the Slammys, what if Vince sang "Dare to be Stupid"
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Post by Quark: Ferengi Sex Machine on Feb 25, 2008 3:48:11 GMT -5
Then Franco American will be working overtime. What if instead of "Stand Back" being sung at the Slammys, what if Vince sang "Dare to be Stupid" Then we would have undeniable proof that yes, there is a god and he has my sense of humor.....truly a frightening thought What if Don West never left HSN?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Feb 25, 2008 15:18:43 GMT -5
^^He would never get into professional wrestling.
What if The Killer Bees became tag team champions(in the 1980s).
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Post by Quark: Ferengi Sex Machine on Feb 26, 2008 1:05:56 GMT -5
Iron Shiek.....Humbling.....you know the Drill
What if Hulk Hogan was given a Racist Pirate Vampire gimmick. Not like in the 80's or anything, just came out on Raw one day and gave a long promo where he is now a Racist Pirate Vampire......from space, brother!
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Feb 26, 2008 14:14:38 GMT -5
Baron Wilhelm Von Hogan v.s. The WWE Disorderlies: a new stable (Super Crazy, The Boogeyman, and Matt Striker) in a prozac on a pole handicap match. If Hogan loses, McMahon gets to throw him into Bellvue with his own two hands.
(They might end up doing this...)
What if John Cena's next gimmick...was Hulk Hogan? Hair dyed blond, head shaved in a Friar Tuck and blond extensions at the end?
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Feb 26, 2008 15:00:13 GMT -5
Cena would still have that Superman push, regardless.
What if WWE and TNA merged into one promotion?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Feb 26, 2008 16:53:40 GMT -5
It would be called WWE-TNA
What if Vince McMahon not only owned the WWE, but ALL OF professional wrestling?
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Feb 26, 2008 18:44:19 GMT -5
His ass would be sore from all of the kissing.
EEWWWW!
What if the next Wrestlemania was held...at Chuck E Cheese?
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Feb 26, 2008 18:55:17 GMT -5
Then I'd be lost if I went because I don't know where that is. So, nothing, technically...
What if Wrestlemania was held onboard the International Space Station?
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Feb 27, 2008 0:59:24 GMT -5
Make Terry Farrell a diva with an anal probe gimmick and you may be onto something.
What if The Big Show while impersonating other wrestlers as he had been a few years back, impersonated Captain Kirk? Weeellll Its the Big SHowww!! Big Showwww!!
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Feb 27, 2008 11:14:35 GMT -5
He'd rename his chokeslam "T.J. Chokeslam" and he'd have Adrian Zmed as his valet.
I wouldn't enjoy that too much.
What if Triple H used a weed wacker instead of a sledgehammer?
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Feb 27, 2008 12:49:03 GMT -5
Then he would look really silly but I bet the real weedwhacker wouldn't hurt anyone but a fake one would.
What if Rikishi had a Krusty the Clown gimmick?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Feb 27, 2008 22:19:30 GMT -5
He'd be called Kishi The Clown and wouldn't get as far as he did(which was upper mid card at best).
What if during the Eddiesploatation Angle, to get on Rey Mysterio's nerves, Randy Orton brought out Eddie Guerrero's corpse and used it as a puppet? Yeah, I went there.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Feb 28, 2008 11:03:23 GMT -5
WWE.COM would have plushies of the corpse for sale several days later. And they'd go there too.
What if Ric Flair came to get inducted at the HOF and Sting dropped down from the rafters, challenging him to a match with the winner getting the HOF but the loser having to have sex with Mae Young AND videotape it for WWE Streaming Video?
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Post by chunkylover53 on Feb 28, 2008 12:48:00 GMT -5
^^Then the viewers(why would anybody watch it if you ask me) would be scarred for life.
What if Vince McMahon bought Disneyland?
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Feb 28, 2008 16:19:05 GMT -5
It would be Vinnyland and invaded by the tykes in Tales from Wrescal Lane.
What if The Big Show could do Zangief's Spinning Pile Driver?
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Feb 28, 2008 16:42:06 GMT -5
He'd end up killing someone, I'd think.
Just how "Hardcore" is "Holly"?
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Post by The Hardcore Disciple on Feb 28, 2008 18:05:57 GMT -5
Dammit, I mark for Big Show enough, don't add that to it.
What if Right to Censor was being done now? Who of the newer stars would be involved?
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