WrestleCrap Radio Dictionary

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

These are words and terms used by RD and Blade on the show that have become part of the daily WrestleCrap vernacular. Don't forget to tell me any that I've missed.

*Blue Paint Girl - A nickname for an unknown Diva Search 05 contestant (Kristal Marshall).
*BM Punk - A dodgy indy wrestler, known for touting the merits of his "laxative-free" lifestyle (no Antilax, no Metamucil, not even bran to loosen his stool).
*Boba Foot - A nickname for Snitsky, due to his foot fetish and previous bookings as a 'bounty hunter'.
*Brakes-town - Originally a mispronounciation of Blade's surname by John Thomas from Chase Meridian MasterCharge, now used by RD (and the occasional letter-writer) to annoy him.
*By The Next Vernal Equinox - When something that is being put off will get done.
*Chase Meridian MasterCharge - The No. 1 choice for credit cards in the Tri-County area. Has been chasing up Blade regarding on-line pornography purchases for nearly 6 months now.
*Clumsy Girl - A nickname for an unknown Diva Search 05 contestant.
*Cornmeal Frostbite - A mispronouncation of "corneal frostbite", which nearly cost former LOD manager Paul Ellering his sight during the Iditarod.
*Crystal Meth - A nickname for Christy Hemme, due to her energy and eccentricity.
*Deever - A nickname for Layla El, due to her introductory promo, where she mispronounced 'Diva' as 'Deever'.
*Elimination Chamber - An alternate name for a toilet.
*Faxtrolla - A 19th century fax machine, also capable of receiving Morse code.
*Food-Mart - An alternate name for a grocery store.
*Geek/Nerd/Mark/Poindexter - What one would be if they went to other wrestling websites instead of Blade's haiku.
*Gonad The Barbarian - A nickname for Triple H, due to his outrageous WrestleMania XXII entrance attire.
*Gung-Ho - A nickname for Ashley Massaro, due to her resemblance to a GI Joe character of the same name. Formerly known as "The Tranny".
*JT Tittie - A mispronounciation of the name of Diva Search 06 contestant JT Tinney.
*King Paedophile - The alternate name for King Vitamin cereal.
*Miss Kitty - A nickname for of Diva Search 06 contestant Jen England, due to her resemblance to a cat and/or her over-referencing of cats in her introductory promo.
*Mantis Girl - A nickname for an unknown Diva Search 05 contestant.
*Mommie's Milk - Shawn Michaels' breast milk (the original statement was "What is HBK gonna do for an encore? Give him some of Mommie's Milk?").
*Naptown - A name used by RD to describe his hometown of Indianapolis, Indiana.
*Nipple H - A nickname for Stephanie McMahon, due to her being married to the guy who plays Triple H.
*Over Like A Fart In Church - Getting no crowd reaction.
*Ralph Macchio In Drag - A nickname for of Diva Search 06 contestant Milena Roucka, due to her looking more like a man than most actual men.
*Robo-Linda - A nickname for Linda McMahon, due to her (allegedly) being an android.
*Smokey And The Bandit - Good.
*Speaking Of Brian Knobbs/Verne Gagne dancing with myself - Suggested random segueways for Sunday dinner.
*Stroker Ace - Bad.
*The Boo Berries - A general name for a sexually transmitted disease.
*The Great Collie - A nickname for The Great Khali, that would be used if he was entered in a dog-show.
*Vittles - Items that are bought in a Food-Mart.
*Yule Log - An erection.

[Drillbit Taylor]

blue paint girl is Kristal on SD. FYI lol

[Blade Braxton]

This, and that WC Radio drinking game in the other section, is gold. I have so many things I'd jokingly love to add, but I'd rather see if any of you mention my favorite sayings!!

[Erik Majorwitz]

bladebraxton said:

This, and that WC Radio drinking game in the other section, is gold. I have so many things I'd jokingly love to add, but I'd rather see if any of you mention my favorite sayings!!

This should be on the site, hidden of course from little eyes.

Semper Fi,
Erik Majorwitz

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

bladebraxton said:

This, and that WC Radio drinking game in the other section, is gold. I have so many things I'd jokingly love to add, but I'd rather see if any of you mention my favorite sayings!!

Sodomy does not equal ratings.

[Paul Servo]

*"By the next Vernal Equinox" - When something that is being put off will get done.
*A geek, nerd. mark, pointdexter - what you'd be if you went to all the different wrestling websitesto get your news rather than listen to Blade's hiaku
*Brakestown-what John Thomas from Chase Meridan MasterCharge thinks Blade's last name is

[Tea & Crumpets]

John Thomas- Bill collector from Chase Meridian Mastercharge who has repeatedly phoned in on the show about Blade "Brakestown"s unpaid porn bill.

Jack and the Curly Q's- RD's nickname for his member

Speaking of.....- Segue now made near-famous by RD.

Are there any more? I can't think of any. Also I hadn't heard that Elimination Chamber one before, I LOL'ed at that.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

teaandcrumpets said:

Are there any more? I can't think of any. Also I hadn't heard that Elimination Chamber one before, I LOL'ed at that.

It was a question of the week a few months ago.

[bob]

The Conway pop - when a wrestler recieves no reaction when he comes out, so silent that you could hear a pin drop

[emilywaaron]

duffless89 said:

teaandcrumpets said:

Are there any more? I can't think of any. Also I hadn't heard that Elimination Chamber one before, I LOL'ed at that.

It was a question of the week a few months ago.

It was also a joke made in a book I own. I can't think of the name right now, but when I do I will post it.

[stockdiver]

thought of one:

"foreign grocery store": term used by Blade refering to grocery stores he visits on vacation