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Post by psychotix5000 on Apr 28, 2005 15:16:33 GMT -5
...if celebrities acted like professional wrestlers.
I started thinking about this after seeing a Right Guard commercial where Terrel Owens get's punked by a bunch of guys in green shirts that represent the "Power Stripe" in Right Guard deodorant.
Commercial Producer: Hi, Terrel. This is what you have to do. See those guys in the green shirts over there. They're going to call you over, you run into their arms, and fall down, hurt.
T.O.: What? You can't be serious. No way am I doing the job for a bunch of wimps in neon green t-shirts. Let Jerry Rice put them over. He's over the hill anyway. Those guys aren't even in my league!
CP: But it's just a commercial.
T.O.: I've got a rep to maintain. I'm a main eventer. I don't put over jabronis. I'm outta here.
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