Post by maskedsasquatch on Jul 12, 2005 1:56:52 GMT -5
I know that you've probably considered a lot of topics for your next book; the last few weeks of WWE programming have convinced me that there's room for Wrestlecrap 2 on my bookshelf. Chapters could include-
1)Gene Snitsky- foot fetishist.
2)Chavo turns White.
3)Diva Search 2, Dawn of the Divas.
4)Big Vis breaks Lillian's heart and dances with ho's. (Dances with ho's sounds like a movie title or a band name.)
5)Edge marries Lita, Snitsky writes poetry.
6)Terrorist attack on Smackdown, film at 11 (on the WWE website.)
7)The Boogeyman. How a 40 year old lied about his age and got thrown off Tough Enough, then came out of the closet and scared us all.
8)Superheroes teach us about sparkler safety. Who says Vince doesn't like tag team wrestling?
9)Sgt. Slaughter returns for the 4th of July. Will he wrestle Hogan for old times' sake, put over a new guy, or maybe cut a patriotic promo? Hell, no! It's Bikini Boot Camp!
10)Your newest Raw announcer- the Coach!
11)The wardrobe malfunction that couldn't even get a rise out of the PTC.
12)Ultimate Warrior DVD package announced. (No Bret Hart set yet.) Destrucity not included.
13)J.R. tells us that HHH is out of action after HIAC, but he's working house shows and dark match main events. Way to use your top guys to sell tickets!
14) The Hearthobs (gay gimmick) proposition the ring announcer. Lillian getting a push?
I could go on, but with all the internet insider angles, JBL might track me down and meanie me.
Seriously, there's lots more crap out there just waiting to be chronicled.
1)Gene Snitsky- foot fetishist.
2)Chavo turns White.
3)Diva Search 2, Dawn of the Divas.
4)Big Vis breaks Lillian's heart and dances with ho's. (Dances with ho's sounds like a movie title or a band name.)
5)Edge marries Lita, Snitsky writes poetry.
6)Terrorist attack on Smackdown, film at 11 (on the WWE website.)
7)The Boogeyman. How a 40 year old lied about his age and got thrown off Tough Enough, then came out of the closet and scared us all.
8)Superheroes teach us about sparkler safety. Who says Vince doesn't like tag team wrestling?
9)Sgt. Slaughter returns for the 4th of July. Will he wrestle Hogan for old times' sake, put over a new guy, or maybe cut a patriotic promo? Hell, no! It's Bikini Boot Camp!
10)Your newest Raw announcer- the Coach!
11)The wardrobe malfunction that couldn't even get a rise out of the PTC.
12)Ultimate Warrior DVD package announced. (No Bret Hart set yet.) Destrucity not included.
13)J.R. tells us that HHH is out of action after HIAC, but he's working house shows and dark match main events. Way to use your top guys to sell tickets!
14) The Hearthobs (gay gimmick) proposition the ring announcer. Lillian getting a push?
I could go on, but with all the internet insider angles, JBL might track me down and meanie me.
Seriously, there's lots more crap out there just waiting to be chronicled.