Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
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Post by Goldenbane on Jul 24, 2005 19:00:43 GMT -5
I'm starting this thread, just to see how many stupid or dumb things have happened on the Tough Enough show.
I'll start:
Al Snow about the man who would become Boogyman: "We don't like liars!"
Taz to an overweight guy trying out for the show: "You're fat, out of shape...what in the hell were you thinking that you could hang in the WWE? You're out of breath! You can barely even do the exercises we asked you to perform!" Obviously Taz doesn't count Visera, Big Show, King Kong Bundy, Yokozuna, Mantaur, Bastion Booger, or the other dozen or so fat losers that "can't hang in the WWE."
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jobber2thestars
Hank Scorpio
Buy the Simon System. You'll thank yourself.
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Post by jobber2thestars on Jul 24, 2005 20:55:06 GMT -5
Wendall, pure crap.
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Post by hobojoe on Jul 24, 2005 21:17:57 GMT -5
Taz: "Wash your shorts Darryl!"
Damn, I wanted Darryl to win.
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rdreynolds
Unicron
President, Angry Jim Ross Fan Club
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Post by rdreynolds on Jul 25, 2005 7:51:32 GMT -5
Taz: "Wash your shorts Darryl!" Damn, I wanted Darryl to win. RD LOVES DARRYL. RD |
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Post by Black Swagger on Jul 25, 2005 8:34:01 GMT -5
Darryl was the worst, but I am sure that he has gotten quite a few indie bookings out of it.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Jul 25, 2005 9:14:12 GMT -5
Rey Mysterio showing his face to the contestants and them acting shocked, completly forgetting the WCW years of unmasked Rey Jnr
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jul 25, 2005 9:18:54 GMT -5
Watching Jackie's fling in the hot tub, and interpreting that to mean she was qualified to win.
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jobber2thestars
Hank Scorpio
Buy the Simon System. You'll thank yourself.
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Post by jobber2thestars on Jul 25, 2005 10:24:27 GMT -5
See kids, lieing about your age gets you a job in the WWE.
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Post by scbg on Jul 25, 2005 13:58:53 GMT -5
Watching Jackie's fling in the hot tub, and interpreting that to mean she was qualified to win. She had other methods of ensuring success. Ask Al Snow and Head. And I'm not talking about the mannequin... |
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Post by hobojoe on Jul 25, 2005 15:29:01 GMT -5
Watching Jackie's fling in the hot tub, and interpreting that to mean she was qualified to win. She had other methods of ensuring success. Ask Al Snow and Head. And I'm not talking about the mannequin... OH SNAP!! |
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Jul 26, 2005 7:40:59 GMT -5
Was Darryl the guy who thought he could take all the heavyweight boxers? I liked it when that little guy asked Tommy Dreamer if he would give him a whack with the cane.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jul 26, 2005 10:34:28 GMT -5
The kid who took a whack from the can was Scott I believe. His dancing reminded me of Tajiri.
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MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Jul 27, 2005 10:12:12 GMT -5
I remember during one of the casting specials, they had a contestant who was really athletic-he could do flips and such. So Jim Ross asks him to do a spinarooni and the guy says "what's that?"
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Post by Wrestlecrap's 13th listener on Jul 27, 2005 15:22:58 GMT -5
There were two moments I can recall. The first occurred during the first season, Tazz makes a surprise visit to the house where the finalists were staying. He gets angry and chews them out for not cleaning up around themselves. And he rips a Goldberg poster off the wall one of the kids put up. I'm paraphrasing here when he said, "he doesn't work here."(WWF at the time). Trying to remember which contestant did that?
And the other moment either in the 2nd or 3rd season, this guy was running his mouth off saying how Tazz didn't impress him or didn't find him all that intimidating. So Big and Al Snow had the recruits running and they stopped. A vehicle pulls up to their area and Tazz gets out and gets in that guy's face. Suddenly, they start up running again and Tazz is alongside in a vehicle with a bullhorn talking trash while he runs. That guys is cut the same day. My memory is still kind of fuzzy, but I believed that's what happened.
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Post by scbg on Jul 27, 2005 15:38:15 GMT -5
I remember during one of the casting specials, they had a contestant who was really athletic-he could do flips and such. So Jim Ross asks him to do a spinarooni and the guy says "what's that?" That man eventually became Johnny Nitro. But they seriously chewed him out for wanting to wrestle with them and not even watching the programming. |
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Post by viscera on Jul 27, 2005 16:11:00 GMT -5
I think some nutjob on the show tried to jump off a roof or something... of course, it was cut.
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Post by kitsunestar on Jul 27, 2005 23:55:54 GMT -5
Darryl was god. Especially when he spiked the loaf of bread in the supermarket and started dancing like he had a seizure, screaming "BREAKDOWN! BREAKDOWN! BREAKDOWN!"
And then, Tazz telling him that he wasn't allowed to be on the reunion special. Priceless.
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TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on Jul 28, 2005 20:08:40 GMT -5
LMAO I remember that tazz said something along the lines of good for you you got to be on mtv but you werent tough enough. your a p***y and when you die youll be a dead p***y and then they worms will eat your carcass because your a p****y. and then greg the one who loved HHH from season one starts to smile then covers his mouth
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 29, 2005 22:09:28 GMT -5
I loved it when Al and that producer (who looked like a grown up Ralphie from Christmas Story), yelled at that chick when she didn't give 110 percent.
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Post by Black Swagger on Aug 1, 2005 15:48:51 GMT -5
I liked that Asian dude named Scott. Eventhough he was a little rough around the edges, I kept pullling for him to win season 3. I thought the was pretty entertaining.
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