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Post by Maxnificent on Aug 5, 2005 22:18:05 GMT -5
Vince: I don't wanna alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in this arena.
Batista: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!
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The Masked Jobber
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Post by The Masked Jobber on Aug 5, 2005 22:28:35 GMT -5
Maybe....
Bob Holly goes into his locker...
BoogeyMan: Hah! I'm the Boogeyman! BOO!!!
Holly kicks him in the gut and shoves him back intpo his locker and locks it.
Bob Holly: How do you like me now?
Bob walks off and the camera pans into the locker.
Boogeyman: Hello.... ? Anyone there? ....
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Post by alfus on Aug 5, 2005 23:12:55 GMT -5
hm... maybe they are going to play it off as if al the wrestlers aren't scared of him.... but it's probably not going to happen like that. it's probably going to be like the undertaker based on the ridiculus promos. does anyone know where i can get a picture of this guy pre boogeyman?
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Post by hobojoe on Aug 5, 2005 23:38:58 GMT -5
If they play this for comedy it'll be gold, but they won't.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Aug 5, 2005 23:49:55 GMT -5
We cut to Boogeyman who's standing in the ring.
Boogeyman: BOOGA BOOGA! I am the Boogeyman! I come to stalk your kids! Ha Ha!
Cole: Listen to that!
Tazz: I think he means business Cole!
Boogeyman: I find that the best way to torture little kids is by....
(Hassan's music hits)
ALLLLEEEAAAAHHHHHHEEEAAAALLLAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Hassan: I'm back! Boogeyman, you suck pal! Daivari! Val! Go get him!
(Masked men which I mistakingly construe to be Iraqi insurgents kill Boogeyman forever.)
Hassan: I too must now leave, as I must return to my home planet.
(Hassan is killed on his way home)
Cole: Wow, I can't believe that segment lasted 95 minutes! We're out of time!
Tazz: Tune in next week as we make facial tumor jokes! Good night everybody! Buy Summerslam!
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Post by chrislatimer2005 on Aug 6, 2005 5:33:31 GMT -5
he will enter eugenes invitionial scare the hell out of eugene make him cry and take the gold medal.
werent the dude injured tho last weekend at a house show
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Post by vampirebadger on Aug 6, 2005 6:55:42 GMT -5
he will enter eugenes invitionial scare the hell out of eugene make him cry and take the gold medal. werent the dude injured tho last weekend at a house show ye but it was nothing serious |
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Post by rdreynolds on Aug 6, 2005 9:32:50 GMT -5
Vince: I don't wanna alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in this arena. Batista: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I love this idea, and think it should happen post haste. RD |
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Post by scbg on Aug 6, 2005 12:26:47 GMT -5
I bet they introduce him through Dominic. Most children his age are scared of monsters, and since they've made Dominic a semi-regular character now, they might as well use him.
Eddie Guerrero loses the rumored ladder match at Summerslam, so he's angrier than ever. So he starts to threaten Dominic by saying that a scary creature will come in the night and get him. This continues for a few weeks.
On an episode of Smackdown, Rey brings Dominic and his family to the show. They're seated ringside. During a Rey promo or something of that nature, the lights go out for about two minutes, and a high-pitched scream rings through the arena, followed by a demonic cackle. When the lights come on, Dominic is gone from ringside.
Rey runs backstage, trying to find Dominic. After several minutes of searching (probably with a commercial break) Rey returns to the ring, demanding to know where his son is.
Suddenly the lights go out again, and Dominic appears on the Titantron, with a large and creepy hand covering his mouth. Tears are pouring from his eyes. Zoom out to reveal a huge man with horns on his head. Here we see the Boogeyman for the first time.
Boogeyman cuts a promo on Rey, saying that if he ever wants to see his child again, he'll have to go through...THE BOOGEYMAN!
To be continued.
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Post by Mikey on Aug 6, 2005 14:49:26 GMT -5
Jillian Hall will be in the locker room by herself when her mole will start oozing and pulsating, and something is trying to get out like on Alien. *Now starts the some crappy effects*. Out pops the Boogeyman, and Jillians mole pops off. But it wasn't a mole after all, but an egg.
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Post by thefranceman on Aug 6, 2005 17:28:42 GMT -5
Jillian Hall will be in the locker room by herself when her mole will start oozing and pulsating, and something is trying to get out like on Alien. *Now starts the some crappy effects*. Out pops the Boogeyman, and Jillians mole pops off. But it wasn't a mole after all, but an egg. GENIUS ! |
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Post by Jiren on Aug 10, 2005 18:10:20 GMT -5
have you been watching the manitou
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 10, 2005 20:15:54 GMT -5
The Boogeyman will come out of a a closet with special effects and all of that.
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Post by bigpun05 on Aug 11, 2005 3:43:46 GMT -5
Dominik: Daddy, I think I just saw a Boogeyman in you're locker....
Rey: Look son, Uncle Eddie isn't here tonight, you'll be fine....
Dominik: No! Not Uncle Eddie, I saw a REAL boogeyman!
Rey: There's no such thing as th.....
Boogeyman: Hello REY!
Rey: AHHHHHHHHH! *runs off down corridor*
*Dominik kicks Boogeyman in both knees, hyperextending them again somehow*
Boogeyman: I'm too old for this.
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Aug 11, 2005 5:37:41 GMT -5
Hahahah, this thread is amazing.
When Boogeyman comes out of a closet, will Rob Conway follow him?
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Post by bigpun05 on Aug 11, 2005 5:57:23 GMT -5
Rob Conway is the one who should come out of the closet
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Post by Black Swagger on Aug 11, 2005 10:41:30 GMT -5
"Hassan: I too must now leave, as I must return to my home planet.
(Hassan is killed on his way home)"
Ah just like on the Simpsons with Poochie. I LOVE IT.
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Post by Iceking251980A on Aug 11, 2005 17:58:30 GMT -5
all the stuff y'all posted made me laugh.
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Post by Psy on Aug 12, 2005 9:47:54 GMT -5
Boogeyman really should come to feud with RVD, who seems to think that Boogeyman isn't real and is just a really bad trip.
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Post by Z-A Sandbaggin' Son of a b!%@h on Aug 12, 2005 9:59:57 GMT -5
It'll probably be some stupid crap about the underaker being scared of him...
(taker is in the ring and the lights go out like for him, but instead of his music we get a demonic hideous laughter folloed by ---
(voice over the PA):Mark...Mark... you remember me Mark
(taker looks around)
(voice over the PA): Yeah Mark... remmebr when you were little...living in the funeral home... scared... not wanting to turn the lights out... AFRAID OF WHAT WAS IN THE CLOSET OR UNDER YOUR BED!
(taker gets out of the ring looking around scared)
(voice over the PA):You're mommy and daddy siad don't be scared mark... there's no such thing as the BOOGEYMAN... But you cried and you screamed... having to sleep with mommy and daddy...because you had looked into the eyes of the Boogey man... MY EYES MARK! And now its time mark... for years you've not had to think of me... to fear me... but its always been there... the knowing the fear...that one day the Boogey Man was gonna come back and get you... Your parents thought it was all a nightmare... all a childhood dream... but you knew...you know... and now I'm Here... I'm here mark... I"m the Boogey Man... and I'm going to GET YA!!!! *demonic laughter as the lights come back on*
(Taker looks around with fear in his eyes and walks to the back slowly with none of his usual spiel looking around almost terrified)
Then Cole adn Tazz can be like WTF...because you know they haven't seen all the vingettes...
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