Inductions this year

[whoopdeedoo]

So far, what's looking like inductions into Wrestlecrap from this year. I'd have to say....

Dominic, I am your father!
Visagra
Jillian Hall
Great American Bash
Chris Masters
Diva Search (Take Two)

I'm sure there's more

[The Masked Jobber]

You forgot Heinden-hawk and Animal.

quite possible Edge vs Hardy tunring into Big Al vs tank abbot 2005

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Eugene, Olympic Gold Medalist
Kurt Angle & Bestiality
Simon Dean
New Year's Revolution
Snitsky's Foot Fetish
The Conway
Rene Dupree's Super French Look
The Boogeyman

[MolotovMocktail]

There's also three awesome luchadores becoming janitors/gardeners and Warrior making even more people hate him.

[barbwireharry]

zillawrath said:

Eugene, Olympic Gold Medalist
Kurt Angle & Bestiality
Simon Dean
New Year's Revolution
Snitsky's Foot Fetish
The Conway
Rene Dupree's Super French Look
The Boogeyman

Umm, okay. Rob Conway has had only two matches, and Boggeyman hasn't even debuted yet.

[GenerationX7]

Here are my picks for inductions.

MNM- good talent, but the paparazzi was not a good selling point. Besides if you want to be famous then people had to have heard of you and I haven't heard of you until you debuted on Smackdown!

Jillian Hall's 'mole'- I have no clue what the hell that thing is on her face, but it should be inducted, sadly Jillian Hall would have to be inducted too. I've heard so many good things from her too.

Visagra- No explanation here.

Heidenrich and his friend search- Do you want to be my friend? How about NO!

Boogeyman- We're not going to give the chance to get over. Because it won't, but Vince McMahon will surely shove it down our throats.

Diva Search 2005- Wait there was another one? Oh yeah now I remember. It was that segment that I didn't watch because I was to busy changing the channel to G4 and I was watching some video game shows. Now that right there is more entertaining than any Diva Search.

Would a lack of a women's division count as a induction? No? Oh well the WWE needs women that can wrestle and all we're getting are bimbos that can't wrestle and are as brainless as your stereotypical blonde. If Vince brought in Alexis Laree and Angel Williams to the main roster. Then he would destroy them. Making them managers and not use their talent. Heaven forbid Cheerleader Melissa or Ariel goes to OVW. Because that would be the beginning of their downfall. Sorry but after watching the Cheerleader Melissa vs. Mariko Yoshida match on Clickwrestle's website. I've found a interest in women's wrestling.

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

Oh...I almost forgot another nominee....Orlando Jordan, US Champion

[Andrew is Good]

I think some things there won't be inducted. I mean, some of the things aren't all that crappy. The Dominic thing is trying to make Eddie even more over as a heel. I've said it dozens of times comparing this angle to the popular Sandman/Raven/Sandman's Son angle, and no one bashes that angle. It's certainly not the same thing, but it's similar. Eddie is using Mysterio's son to get in the head of Mysterio(same thing Raven did). There are certainly a lot of differences, but the idea is pretty much the same. I haven't read many posts about how much that angle sucked. Personally, in my opinion, people are just picking on the WWE.

There are good inductions so far this year though.

Simon Dean
Jillian
The 2005 Diva Search
Terrorists Attack the WWE
Kurt Angle and his sexual appetite

Personally, I think that Kurt Angle will win this year. The main reason is because Kurt Angle went as being a dork for awhile, and he did step up his game a lot recently and got more a mean streak. I never thought Kurt would be inducted into Wrestlecrap ever, but when I heard those infamous words, I want to have Beastiality Sex with your wife, it was over. It just sounded so ridiculous.

I think some of them shouldn't be inducted in my opinion, but might be in the end.

The Mexicools - I like them. They know they're being a Mexican stereotype. It's different from them just coming out on Lawn Mowers. They said, people say this is all us Mexicans do. They decided to embrace it to stick it in the face of everyone. Besides, they're not really stereotypes of mexicans anyway. Why? Because they're not Mexican at all. They're MEXICOOL!!!! Haha, I like them anyway.

Kerwin White - At first, I thought, this is the dumbest thing possible. But then I kinda started to warm up to it. What Kerwin is doing is he's trying to blend into White America, and become more successful. That's how he feels. He doesn't want to be different, and he wants to just be another sheep in the flock, and that is what could make the fans hate him. He doesn't want to be like a certain group of people. He wants to be like everyone else. He's that egotistical guy who brags about all his possesions and how easy life has become because of the way I look. Like, I think people should give this a chance anyway, to wait and see what happens with it.

Viscera - I LOVE Viscera. He isn't the best wrestler. He isn't going to win the Intercontinental Championship or the World Championship(certainly not the Crusierweight Championship). But he's entertaining. I think that Visagra thing is funny. He reminds me of the Godfather or Mark Henry. It's mostly comic relief.

I think, in my opinion, the best wrestlecrap is something that doesn't know it's stupid. Jillian is not funny at all. It's stupid. It's ridiculous, and they are trying to make it seem serious. Those are just my opinions anyway.

[Triscuit]

I think "Terrorists Attack the WWE" is a good candidate at this point. You had a great character with a solid background story (Hassan feeling prejudice for being Arab-American) being turned into a run-of-the-mill terrorist in one show, causing said character to be removed from television and upsetting the business partners that put your show on television (UPN).

[Brother Ike: Thread Killer]

(stuff not so far metioned)

Cena's newest Video was preety lame

and Jeff Hammond in tna is worth a nomination

...oh, and big show in a diaper thong.

[destrucity]

Akebono vs Big Show sumo match

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

I think if Hogan won't retire for real, pretty soon his 1,001 "last matches" will be Wrestlecrap. Kind of like how Ric Flair has lost roughly 5 retirement matches in his career.

[theshriekingshiek]

I don't reckon Simon Dean should be in contetion because Nova is making him work enough for him to be entertaining...to me anyway.

[Andrew is Good]

theshriekingshiek said:

I don't reckon Simon Dean should be in contetion because Nova is making him work enough for him to be entertaining...to me anyway.

I was thinking on whether or not I should put Simon Dean in. He is really good on the mic and the character is way over the top. But then again, it's still a pretty bad gimmick. It's like IRS or Double J Jeff Jarrett. It'll end up being a controversial inductee(nominie).

I just thought of two other nominies. Matt Morgan,who came back to the WWE after a year off the air stuttering and The Ultimate Warrior's Speech at the school, where he said those infamous words, Queerin' Don't Make The World Work. And I kinda thought the Heidenreich friend thing was dumb, going from an insane man who rapped children to a guy who wants to be friends of little kids. I'm glad he's with Road Warrior Animal now. So here are the nominies in my mind so far.

Simon Dean
Matt Morgan
Jillian Hall
Heidenreich - Rapist to friend of all Children
Kurt Angle and his love for Gutter Sluts
Terrorists Attack the WWE
The 2005 Diva Search
The Ultimate Warrior and his ultra conservative speech

[Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster]

andrewisgood said:

And I kinda thought the Heidenreich friend thing was dumb, going from an insane man who rapped children to a guy who wants to be friends of little kids. I'm glad he's with Road Warrior Animal now.

Heidenreich was NEVER a paedophile, if that's your suggestion. The only 'rape' he performed may or may not have been on Michael Cole, and even that was cut out of us Brits' version of the show. I think he was always meant to be a bit crazy, but they added the goofiness during the face turn.

I do quite like the idea of a new Road Warriors-style tag team- I just wish that one of the OLD Road Warriors (old in more ways than one) wasn't involved.

[Andrew is Good]

shioricoybito said:

andrewisgood said:

And I kinda thought the Heidenreich friend thing was dumb, going from an insane man who rapped children to a guy who wants to be friends of little kids. I'm glad he's with Road Warrior Animal now.

Heidenreich was NEVER a paedophile, if that's your suggestion. The only 'rape' he performed may or may not have been on Michael Cole, and even that was cut out of us Brits' version of the show. I think he was always meant to be a bit crazy, but they added the goofiness during the face turn.

I do quite like the idea of a new Road Warriors-style tag team- I just wish that one of the OLD Road Warriors (old in more ways than one) wasn't involved.

Sorry. I meant rapped Michael Cole.

[Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster]

You surely mean "raped". "Rapped Michael Cole" would be something that John Cena would do.

[Ass Dan]

Speaking of which, the Bling-bling belt is Craptastic.

[Andrew is Good]

shioricoybito said:

You surely mean "raped". "Rapped Michael Cole" would be something that John Cena would do.

No that'd be a gimmick. Maybe he could put one of his poems to one.

[TV's Mr. Neil]

I think the Kurt Angle sexaholic storyline is worthy of consideration.

What about the Chavo/Mysterio storyline? I guess it's pretty popular, but I can't for the life of me understand why, other than the matches themselves.

The story itself has got to be the most predictable story I've seen in WWE history. I think we all pretty much knew from the very beginning that Dominick would end up being Eddie's son and that the entire angle would end in a custody match.

I swear, I could write this stuff.