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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Aug 24, 2010 2:50:19 GMT -5
Now a lot of people say that the double down is the worst sandwhich ever concocted by man. I want to un-scientifically test this. In this corner we have the double down! It is two pieces of chicken with cheese, bacon, and some disturbing white sauce in the middle. In this corner we have the monte cristo sandwich! The old guard of death on a dinner plate, The monte cristo has been around longer than any of it's competitors. The monte cristo is a ham and cheese sandwich (sometimes with turkey) that is deep fried, and served to you with powdered sugar on top with a side of raspberry jelly. It is usually found at Bennigans or Disney land. In this third corner we have the McGang Bang! Not actually on the mcdonalds menu, the McGang Bang is a McDouble with a McChicken nestled inside it. And finally in our fourth corner we have, the luther! The sandwich that inspired an entire episode of the boondocks. The luther is a bacon cheese burger with buns made out of doughnuts. Purists say that the doughnuts have to be krispy kreme, but this is negligable. So Wrestlecrap, which one of these sandwiches IS DEADLIEST?!
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Post by Larryhausen on Aug 24, 2010 2:56:55 GMT -5
At least in the L.A. area, the Double Down has been reduced to two chicken patties, bacon, cheese, on a normal bun.
What I want to try is a bacon cheeseburger, with the bun as the fried chicken patties from the original double down.
Here's hoping my family's superhuman immune system is up to the task.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Aug 24, 2010 3:02:07 GMT -5
None of those. I think it is that one sandwich that is a bacon cheeseburger with two grilled cheese sandwiches as the bun.
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Post by Bam Neeley on Aug 24, 2010 3:11:39 GMT -5
Times like this I'm glad the most dangrous thing I've eaten was a MRE had been open in the closet for a week.
As for those snacks in the OP. Does donuts and meat really work?
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Post by drumnfool on Aug 24, 2010 3:15:05 GMT -5
the brood witch
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Aug 24, 2010 3:33:34 GMT -5
The Luther looks like it could kill you just by looking at it.
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Post by DrewVonAwesome on Aug 24, 2010 3:38:13 GMT -5
Hey can I be the douchy ex-college fratmate black belt guy for this?
DDDDDUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDEEEEEEEE!
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Aug 24, 2010 3:40:10 GMT -5
As all of these sandwiches come in to determine the ultimate artery clogger, We Are One by 12 Stones blares, and out comes... The Widowmaker.A pound-and-a-half of ground beef, a full package of bacon, a package of Italian sausage, one box of Hot Pockets, a half-package of fried onion strips, all between two Tombstone pepperoni pizzas. The whole abomination is topped with Velveeta cheese and marinara. Want a moist towelette? F*** you, here's a quilt dipped in cleaning solution! And don't worry, I have the perfect thing to wash this beast down. A Pepto-Bismol milkshake. You'll thank me later.
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Post by Cela on Aug 24, 2010 4:24:57 GMT -5
At least in the L.A. area, the Double Down has been reduced to two chicken patties, bacon, cheese, on a normal bun. So they have the same sandwich, but with added bread, somehow making it less healthy?
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Post by boiledewokthe3rd on Aug 24, 2010 4:51:21 GMT -5
Never tried any of these, does this thread come with free samples? The monte cristo looks most appetising.
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Post by Push R Truth on Aug 24, 2010 5:40:37 GMT -5
Correct me if I'm wrong... but isn't doesn't a simple Whopper with Cheese have more fat and calories than the Double Down?
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Post by Red Impact on Aug 24, 2010 8:09:27 GMT -5
Correct me if I'm wrong... but isn't doesn't a simple Whopper with Cheese have more fat and calories than the Double Down? The double down is pretty much shock value. It's not that unhealthy compared to a lot of other fast food options (including like, half of Quizno's menu). It's salty, but it only has 540 Calories. One whopper with cheese and no condiments has 550 Calories.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Aug 24, 2010 8:30:25 GMT -5
The Monte Cristo is a close second to the Luther, especially if it is deep fried.
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Post by saintchancellor on Aug 24, 2010 8:35:35 GMT -5
I have never and probably will never have a good, well done monte cristo. It is just impossible.
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Aug 24, 2010 9:20:42 GMT -5
I pencil in the Heart Attack Grill's Quadruple Bypass Burger.
As seen on Jim Cornette.com's Now With Tomato, this thing does exist and it is deadly. 4 8 oz. beef patties...12 slices of bacon...almost 8000 calories, which is also the estimated amount of booze Andre The Giant drank per day.
HOLY SCHNIKIES.
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Post by wrasslinmachine on Aug 24, 2010 9:28:34 GMT -5
The Double Down looks like it's ready to strangle your arteries. Btw I want to try the Luther so bad.
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Post by darkharlequin on Aug 24, 2010 9:39:38 GMT -5
Next week when I go shopping I'm totally going to buy the ingrediants to make a couple of Luthers. Funk yeah!
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Aug 24, 2010 10:07:10 GMT -5
My reaction to The Luther? Holy f***ing shit!
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Post by 4real on Aug 24, 2010 12:45:50 GMT -5
The Lutjor looks horrible, but then I hate Donuts.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Aug 24, 2010 16:19:14 GMT -5
I wanna try a Monte Cristo, that doesn't look terrible, actually.
Friendly's has a bacon-less version of the grilled cheese burger, and it's f***ing delicious. Melted cheese, buttery grilled bread and a juicy burger? It works SO WELL.
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