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Post by oafman on Mar 23, 2010 3:01:30 GMT -5
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Yami Daimao
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Yami Daimao on Mar 23, 2010 3:05:36 GMT -5
Composed? Yeah, probably.
But as far as lyrics, that goes to AJ's first "I Am" theme.
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El Dandy
Don Corleone
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Post by El Dandy on Mar 23, 2010 3:33:16 GMT -5
Funny, I said that to myself as I was watching Impact. Just some wanna be nu-metal band screaming random words. Allow me to write lyrics for Generic Wrestler #5:
"Arm Bar, Arm drag! Toe Drag, Hip Toss! Clothesline, drop kick, body drop on his back. He's the jobber of the night, fighting with all his might. Irish whip to the corner. Apply the finisher!"
I should write lyrics for jobbers.
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Post by angryauthor on Mar 23, 2010 4:40:45 GMT -5
^ I'd mark.
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Mar 23, 2010 7:27:19 GMT -5
The thing is that he music and not TNA's. He used it when he toured over seas a couple months before signing with TNA. I so agree that it is really bad.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Mar 23, 2010 7:30:30 GMT -5
"Van Assassinator"?
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Post by ________ has left the building on Mar 23, 2010 7:44:44 GMT -5
TNA couldn't get Dale Oliver to do a knockoff version of "Walk" or his first WWE theme? Nu Metal is so early 2002.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2010 7:53:50 GMT -5
Really, I want this approach to a theme taken with some other wrestler.
Trih! Pull! H! The King of Kings! Trih! Pull! H! The King of Kings!
Ped-ih-gree ya
Hih-igh knee-uh
Spinebustuh
Sledgehammer ya
I dunno.
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Post by Doctor Tull-eus S. Venture on Mar 23, 2010 7:55:37 GMT -5
Really, I want this approach to a theme taken with some other wrestler. Trih! Pull! H! The King of Kings! Trih! Pull! H! The King of Kings! Ped-ih-gree ya Hih-igh knee-uh Spinebustuh Sledgehammer ya I dunno. Hey, that sounds like the Rock wrote that song. "I AM THE GAAAAMMMMEEE-UUUUHHHH IN THIS VERRRRY RIINNNGGGG-UUUHHHH I AM GONNA TAAAAAALLK-UUUUHHH FOR TWENTY-FIVE MINUTES-UUUUHHHH" |
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bob
Backup Wench
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Post by bob on Mar 23, 2010 7:58:33 GMT -5
I'll grant you that theme is bad.....but here's a worse one
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Albino Heat
Don Corleone
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Post by Albino Heat on Mar 23, 2010 10:14:48 GMT -5
Did I hear Van Crushinator?  |
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Post by Wii M Punk on Mar 23, 2010 10:20:06 GMT -5
Let's be honest, the theme cuts the B.S. and just get right to the point, delivering exactly what it says on the tin.
He's Rob Van Dam and here's a bunch of random moves he does just being shouted out.
Although what is the Van Assassinator and Van Crushinator??
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Post by Young Game on Mar 23, 2010 10:38:34 GMT -5
Oh man...the crowd at Kurt Russellmania s*** all over this band.
Damn near booed them out of the building.
I will say this, though, had they not been there, I would never have known that Davey Richards is a pretty decent drummer.
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comahan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by comahan on Mar 23, 2010 10:41:45 GMT -5
Haha, yea, this is pretty bad.
ALTHOUGH~! It sounds much better live on TV imo. The crowd was singing along with it last night, and I thought that was a really cool little added bit.
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Post by nerdinitupagain on Mar 23, 2010 10:45:59 GMT -5
Yeah the crowd singing along to it seems to be the whole point of it.
Not a big fan, but it creates that so it's fine with me.
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AriadosMan
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Post by AriadosMan on Mar 23, 2010 11:48:36 GMT -5
Here's Draw McIntyre's version
PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
Brian Knobbs' version is 3 minutes of dead air
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Post by eightseven on Mar 23, 2010 11:50:31 GMT -5
RVDs theme isnt the greatest,... but the bigger problem is the f***ing green laser beams. FFS why arent more people angry about how cheap they look?
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dpg
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Post by dpg on Mar 23, 2010 11:53:47 GMT -5
I don't like the youtube video, but on telly it sounds a lot better and the crowd singing along helps it a lot.
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MasonK565
El Dandy
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Post by MasonK565 on Mar 23, 2010 11:53:48 GMT -5
I agree. I wish TNA would just do a remix of "Walk" for him. I can see how people like to yell with the theme, like on Monday, but that theme is not all that great. But no matter what his theme is, I will always be a huge RVD fan.
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AriadosMan
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Post by AriadosMan on Mar 23, 2010 11:54:07 GMT -5
RVDs theme isnt the greatest,... but the bigger problem is the f***ing green laser beams. FFS why arent more people angry about how cheap they look? Because their cheapness fits well with the whole WCW Worldwide look TNA has goin' on? |
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