CHIKARA Season Nein, Thread Tres

[Richard]

Breaking news for our fans in Taylor, MI and around the world, really - we have just received word of a new bout signed for debut in Michigan NEXT SATURDAY NIGHT! With Darkness Crabtree injured in an unfortunate retirement home incident, and Eddie Kingston pulled to take on the returning Bryan Danielson, it was widely assumed that we might have ended up seeing the two other displaced competitors - Green Ant and Delirious - colliding in singles action. But a major surprise has just come down from our standing Director of Fun, Dieter Von Steigerwalt, as he has signed Delirious to take on his former Neo Solar Temple leader, UltraMantis Black! We're not sure how Mantis must be thinking by asking for this bout, as his former "perfect weapon"now seems even more unhinged and more dangerous under the command of Ares and the Eye Of Tyr. With no allies or underlings to watch his back, Mantis is truly alone heading into this bout. Does he have what it's going to take to put the "psychotic hypnotic" down for a three count? Tickets, info, merch, and more available now at CHIKARAPro.com

[PaperStreetBrigade]

awww, I forgot Crossbones is out hurt. Going to miss the big lug.

[Convoy]

I don't remember hearing of Crossbones' injury.

Is it real or storyline?

[LCR, Formerly Blue Nova]

Per Crossbones' MySpace page, he apparently has a broken clavicle.

[Deleted]

Wow, didn't know about that.

Anyways, looks like Danielson is also going to be working on Sunday's show in Cleveland. Chikara posted on their Facebook/Twitter, "Wonder what @bryandanielson is up to on Sunday in Cleveland? We should call that guy!"

[Convoy]

New blog from Johnny Gargano:

6/21/2010: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'm just going to skip the formalities and get right to the point here as I'm writing this in the wee hours of the night, I'm all hopped up on Rockstar (no carbs, of course,) and I'm a tad peeved off, to be honest with you. A certain blog by one Chuck Taylor was suddenly brought to my attention. In said blog, he went on some weird, nonsensical tirade bashing me, and spouting off about his "BIG" win over El What's-His-Face at Night 3 of King of Trios. Congratulations, Chuck! I'm SO happy that match meant SO much to you. Do you know why you were in that match pal? Because you were ELIMINATED from the ACTUAL tournament the night before! Bravo, good sir. Instead of defending F.I.S.T.'s crown in the finals of the KOT, you were fighting a pudgy Mexican man whose first name is "El". El?!!! Are you kidding me? Wow. That's as creative as being named after a shoe. Oh, wait.

You don't like my face? Well guess what...I don't like your face, brochacho! Wanna know the difference between MY face and YOUR face? In 2010, my face sells tickets, my face makes ladies swoon, and my face makes little babies jump for joy! How about you take a chill-pill bud, or I'll do you a favor and take my contract-signing-hands and knock you back to 2008...when you were actually kinda relevant....



Okay.

Maybe that was a bit of an overreaction. I've taken a moment and re-read what you wrote and look...this whole thing is pointless. You may be the "Kentucky Gentleman," but I'm gonna try to take the high road and be the bigger man here. This war of words is pretty stupid. I can be a bit of a hot-head at times, you said your piece, I said mine, it's done.

You really don't get it do you? I'm a fan. Legit. I love your guys stuff! I can't give you guys any more praise! When you're a fan and you see your favorite team struggling, things get heated and you express your emotions in different ways. I just want to see F.I.S.T. do what I know they can: dominate. Your resume in CHIKARA is very impressive, Chuck. You're a heckuva wrestler, man! You have TONS of talent, but it looks like your "Sherlock Holmes-esque powers of deduction" may need a little work. Go ahead, re-read what I wrote... Did I say ANYTHING about you? I believe not. I'm just saying that every team has a weak link, that's all. You guys tore it down with the Team Osaka Pro. I may have had 3 actual real-life heart attacks during that match alone sitting in the aisle way, my doctor is very concerned but it was insane! But when the chips were down, who got pinned Chuck?

That's all I'm saying...it may be none of my business, but I just want to see F.I.S.T. back on top. That's all.


The Bee's Knees, The Cat's Pajamas, The Whole She-bang,
JG

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

"You don't like my face? Well guess what.... I don't like your face, brochacho!"

Johnny Gargano may have won me over just with this statement.

[Deleted]

Johnny Gargano is my new favorite wrestler.

BREAKING NEWS: Bryan Danielson will be fighting for America and people against tie violence, when he wrestles on Sunday in Cleveland against current Young Lions Cup champion and current commie scum, Tim Donst.

EDIT:

[W?Y]

[The Tank]

.........................................F***.

HIM.

UP.

DRAGON.

F***.

HIM.

UP.

*clap*

*clap*

[Deleted]

Made for Sunday (you know, since Kingston is wrestling some Daniel dude on Saturday)

[Convoy]

Jun 21, 2010 15:19:31 GMT -5 @teamkillswitch said:

Johnny Gargano is my new favorite wrestler.

BREAKING NEWS: Bryan Danielson will be fighting for America and people against tie violence, when he wrestles on Sunday in Cleveland against current Young Lions Cup champion and current commie scum, Tim Donst.

EDIT:

YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR FREAKIN' HEAD KICKED IN!

[mcmahonfan85]

5 and half hours, and no one's posted this yet? for shame

ahem...



Bryan Danielson: FOR AMERICA!!!

[Chuckie Finster]

Go Herr Donst Go!

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Chikara.....have I told you lately....that I love you? Thank you, thank you so much for what will hopefuly be the most vengeful beating in the history of Chikara. Donst broke my red, white and blue heart, and now it's time for Danielson to break his skull.

[Monster Under Your Bed]

These will be the first Chikara shows I buy from this season. I mean, I want the rest, but these are going to be must-haves.

[dsriggs]

If ANYBODY is going to the Danielson/Kingston show, PLEASE throw ties at Dragon, streamer style.

Thank you.

[Sana's got that SUPA LUV]

Tim Donst has posted a blog about his match with Bryan Danielson this Sunday (or "Daniel Bryan" according to Donst):

6/22/2010: Well, well, well. If it isn't the rookie sensation Daniel Bryan. I have been studying up on your illustrious career ever since Dieter called me and told me that I was being re-booked to face you in Cleveland. Guess I'll have to take out that trash Eddie Kingston a little bit later. No loss. I heard he was on the verge of wetting himself when our match was announced to the dirty internet masses (your bff's.)

So Daniel, I have to tell you, what I have seen of your brief career leaves me a little...underwhelmed. Darren Young beat you. Wade Barrett crushed you. Batista manhandled you. I don't know that you've ever won a match. And me? I'm the YOUNG LIONS CUP champion, kid! I defend my Cup against the best rookies in the world. You couldn't even win the obstacle course on NXT while I am a CHAMPION of men. Tell me, rookie Daniel Bryan, or whatever alias you are using this week, how do you expect to beat me in a singles match?

I saw on YouTube how tough you are in a gang of eight...you managed to take apart a ring and spit on John Cena...but this is a one-on-one wrestling contest we're having in Cleveland (you can take the ring down after the show, noob.) Eight on one? Very impressive. You don't see me hiding behind a big gang of thugs, do you? No. I am my own man. I have blazed a trail in this industry for up-and-coming wrestlers (like the youngsters you see on NXT) to follow. And maybe one day you will, Daniel. But in Cleveland, you best remember - I'm not some muscle-bound klutz that doesn't know how to punch and can barely throw a shoulder tackle. I am the GREATEST YOUNG LIONS CUP CHAMPION OF ALL TIME!



What you and all your loyal Twitter followers need to understand is that wrestling is far more complicated than most people realize. There's a reason why Triple-H will make more money this afternoon than you will all year. There's a reason why the Miz still has a job. It's 'cause they have something you know nothing about: charisma. When you have it, combined with great wrestling ability like mine, you're not the "NXT big thing," you already are.

You might be a little confused when you get to CHIKARA. Maybe it would be helpful to pair you with a real "pro," like Lince Dorado or Pinkie Sanchez. They could guide you through the weird world of CHIKARA where there are no "obstacle courses" or "promo challenges" - you're actually going to have to wrestle. Pushing around a Michael Cole or strangling a Justin Roberts is one thing, but facing off with Tim Donst is something else entirely. You're going to be down on the mat with the All-American mat machine, the YLC champ, and the hottest thing going today.


The new best in the world,
TD

[mcmahonfan85]

The new best in the world,
TD

oh, so thats how you sign your own death certificate

[Convoy]

Someone call Tim's mother and tell her he isn't coming home for dinner on Sunday.