CHIKARA Season Nein, Thread Tres

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Jun 22, 2010 11:28:17 GMT -5 Convoy said:

Someone call Tim's mother and tell her he isn't coming home for dinner on Sunday.

Or any other family gathering for the rest of time.

[theryno665]

Damn, if I didn't have plans I would totally try to make Saturday's show. Looks pretty epic.

[Convoy]

Next YLC participant:

[mcmahonfan85]

from todays Figure Four Daily with special guest Bryce Remsburg:

Bryan - "This person wants to know if you've ever had a desire to punch Pinkie Sanchez in the face"
Bryce - "I think the answer is who hasn't had a desire to punch Pinkie Sanchez in the face"

gotta love someone who speaks the truth

[dsriggs]

Jun 22, 2010 10:34:38 GMT -5 Sana's got that SUPA LUV said:

Maybe it would be helpful to pair you with a real "pro," like Lince Dorado or Pinkie Sanchez.

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Jun 22, 2010 22:34:11 GMT -5 mcmahonfan85 said:

from todays Figure Four Daily with special guest Bryce Remsburg:

Bryan - "This person wants to know if you've ever had a desire to punch Pinkie Sanchez in the face"
Bryce - "I think the answer is who hasn't had a desire to punch Pinkie Sanchez in the face"

gotta love someone who speaks the truth

That is the greatest picture in the history of this sport.

Man, I really want to listen to that interview.

[Deleted]

Yet another new blog. This one from *spins wheel* Ares:

6/24/2010: Vernichtung, Mantis. I told you as much, didn't I?

When your treasured Neo Solar Temple began to crumble to dust, did you ever imagine that it would be your "perfect weapon" Delirious that would deliver the final blow? You never realized how alone you truly are until the moment Crossbones' clavicle was shattered.

With the discontinuation of King of Trios, it is safe to say that is an accolade you will never claim. Without a partner or ally of any kind, you will never capture the Campeonatos de Parejas, and your days competing for the Young Lions Cup are long over. Do you understand now that my Bruderschaft is not to be trifled with? Everything you claimed dominion over I have taken away from you.



Do you wonder at night how it is your "perfect weapon" became my pet? Are you surprised to see him so serene, so at peace in my company?

In all the time you coveted Delirious, in all the time he languished in your Neo Solar Temple, did you ever once attend to what ails him? When I finally found him on that cold February night, soaking in the Schuylkill River, raving like a madman, I extended my hand to him. He accepted my kindness. But you will not see a trace of that in Taylor, when he devours you, bug.

Once you are destroyed, the rest of CHIKARA will follow suit. Prepare for the inevitable.

Im Namen der Bruderschaft,
ARES

Also, YLC8 participant #5:

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Amasis for YLC champ or I riot.

[Square]

...The BDK have made Delirious sane. THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR DAMN IT! TOO FAR!


Also Crossbones to be the person that beats BDK?

[comahan]

Finally caught all the way up through King of Trios. Just need to see the Aniversario shows now.

[Ultimo Chocula]

Jun 24, 2010 13:58:03 GMT -5 Square said:

...The BDK have made Delirious sane. THEY'VE GONE TOO FAR DAMN IT! TOO FAR!


Also Crossbones to be the person that beats BDK?

Crossbones will be doing SOMETHING, what that is I don't know. But he's been silent way to long. I'm thinking he's in cahoots with Ares, considering Mantis won't give him the time of day when he's standing right next to him.

[Deleted]

Here's something we surely haven't have enough of recently: a new blog! Here's Chuckie T:

6/25/2010: Alright there Gargoochi...

You know, for a guy I've met less times than countries I've wrestled in (5 countries, maybe 3 meetings,) you sure do have a lot to say about my friends and I. You claim to be a fan of F.I.S.T. and yeah, who wouldn't be? Well, every fan of ours out there (especially our mothers,) knows that we have never had a problem amongst ourselves. Never an ill-word spoken in the group. Yet here you come, trying to stir up trouble. Well, you wanna know who I blame for our loss at King of Trios? You.

Oh, and Gran Akuma.



You see, I'm watching the match with Team Osaka Pro from King of Trios right now (with "Take on Me" by A-Ha in the background...at least for 3:50 of the match,) and the more I see, the more I see Akuma as the weak link. Yeah, I lost the fall, but homeboy cheated. Tadasuke pulled my tights! He pulled them down and the Philly fans almost got to know me a lot better! But it shouldn't have come to that. Anytime F.I.S.T. had a chance to pull off the win, there was Akuma's ego to give it right back to them. If you were really looking for a weak link, you'd be looking at him, not me.

But I digress, Gargoochi. If you are actually a fan of F.I.S.T. you would know that when people mess with us, they get hurt. Not only do they get hurt, they don't come back. The trail of bodies we've left behind is legendary. John, F.I.S.T. is as cohesive and strong as ever, and there isn't even the smallest bit of infighting. So go back to making internet shows on your webcam in your parents' basement kid, and leave the 'rasslin to the men.

Yours truly, The Kentucky Gentleman,
CT

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Uh-oh, trouble in paradise with the F.I.S.T boys.

[mcmahonfan85]

sounds like Akuma should stop worrying about his extracurricular activities with Kamikaze USA get and his head in the game

[Convoy]

If this leads to more YAMATO in Chikara, I'm all for it.

[Ultimo Chocula]

Hold it, hold it, hold it. Chuck's been in FIST for, what, four years now, and he's badmouthing Akuma? He's aware of what Akuma does, right? Does he not think his big buck teeth aren't going to get kicked in?

Stupid hick.

[Chainsaw]

Jun 21, 2010 17:30:33 GMT -5 Convoy said:

Jun 21, 2010 15:19:31 GMT -5 @teamkillswitch said:

Johnny Gargano is my new favorite wrestler.

BREAKING NEWS: Bryan Danielson will be fighting for America and people against tie violence, when he wrestles on Sunday in Cleveland against current Young Lions Cup champion and current commie scum, Tim Donst.

EDIT:

YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR COMMIE HEAD KICKED IN!

CLAP CLAPCLAP CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAP CLAPfixed.

[Gopher Mod]

No results from Michigan yet?

[Gopher Mod]

Not intending a double-post, but here's the results that I have found so far for We Must Eat Michigan's Brain:

Pre-lim) Cameron Skyy and J. Miller def. Tommy Treznik and GQ. No word on how good or bad it was.

1) Mike Quackenbush def. Green Ant at 6:09; it was reported that they went hold for hold until Quack won.

2) The BDK of Lince Dorado and Pinkie "Pink Ant" Sanchez def. The Osirian Portal at 15:32 after Lince pins Amasis. UnStable out after the match; no word on what happened.

3) UltraMantis Black def. Delirious at 6:07 after miscommunication between Ares and Delirious.

4) The Colony of Fire Ant and Soldier Ant def. The Super Smash Bros. at 11:55 after Fire Ant pins Player Uno.

INTERMISSION

5) "The American Dragon" Bryan Danielson def. Eddie Kingston with a small package at 15:19 after Claudio distracts Eddie.

6) The Soul Touchaz def. The BDK of Ares, Tursas, and Claudio Castagnoli at 10:58 after Eddie Kingston comes out and distracts Claudio.

7) Tim Donst def. Frightmare at 11:58 after choking out Frightmare with a tie when the ref's back was turned.

8) 3.0 and The Future is Now (Helios and Equinox) def. The UnStable (Vin Gerard and STIGMA) and F.I.S.T. (Icarus and Chuck Taylor) at 15:47 after Helios hits the 630 on Icarus.

Other notes:
- Attendance at roughly 250 people... and a turtle.
- Apparently, Ares is controlling Delirious with a dog whistle.
- Danielson entered to "Wild and Young" and was showered with a sea of... ties. What a surprise.

There's bound to be things I've missed since I'm not there and results and details are as spotty as AT&T's coverage. Thanks to twitter.com/mushroomjones and CHIKARA 101 for me finding out most of this.

[Richard]

A sea of ties...
Wild and Young....
UMB wins...

All is good in the Chikara hood!