NIXON
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Post by NIXON on Aug 6, 2006 15:27:19 GMT -5
What are some of the dumbest names for a finishing manuever you have heard? My vote has to go to Bob Holly's Falcon Arrow, which was dubbed the "Hollycaust" for a short time. I also think "Sweet Chin Music" is pretty bad. Any others?
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theLUKE
Bubba Ho-Tep
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Post by theLUKE on Aug 6, 2006 15:28:40 GMT -5
The asspunch.
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TsfNugeFan
ALF
They give me Cat Scratch Fever.
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Post by TsfNugeFan on Aug 6, 2006 15:28:47 GMT -5
F-U and STFU.
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Post by not doytch on Aug 6, 2006 15:29:19 GMT -5
Wasn't Orlando Jordan's finisher called the Johnson Special for a while? Yeah my vote goes to him.
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4TheGlory
Vegeta
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Post by 4TheGlory on Aug 6, 2006 15:29:34 GMT -5
arm bar
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Post by jfpierce on Aug 6, 2006 15:31:32 GMT -5
The fameasser. What does that even mean?
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
It's Just a Ride
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Aug 6, 2006 15:31:48 GMT -5
Sweet Shin Music, by extension, should be here.
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NIXON
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Post by NIXON on Aug 6, 2006 15:33:16 GMT -5
The fameasser. What does that even mean? QFT. Possibly the worst name for a finisher ever. |
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Post by 2 time pro bowler Fred Dryer on Aug 6, 2006 15:35:48 GMT -5
This is off topic, but Holly needs to bring back the Falcon Arrow, though the name was a bad idea, given what 99% of the people in the western world think of when they hear "holocaust".
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NIXON
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Post by NIXON on Aug 6, 2006 15:38:58 GMT -5
I forgot to mention my hatred for the name "Sliced Bread #2"
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MolotovMocktail
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Post by MolotovMocktail on Aug 6, 2006 15:39:13 GMT -5
Trip to the Batcave (Bastion Booger)
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 6, 2006 15:39:59 GMT -5
they actually called his move the "Hollycaust"? man that's bad."Fameasser" is a dumb name too, it doesn't mean anything beyond it having the word "ass" in it, even worse in TNA it's called the "Famouser". I always prefered the "Imprettier" to the "Unprettier". damn JR and his inability to pronounce simple syllables.
also, wasn't there a rumour going around at first that Bobby Lashley's finisher was going to be called the "Lashlight"?
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The Line
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Post by The Line on Aug 6, 2006 15:41:13 GMT -5
I forgot to mention my hatred for the name "Sliced Bread #2" but..but... its the greatest thing since sliced bread(#1) |
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NIXON
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Post by NIXON on Aug 6, 2006 15:47:30 GMT -5
Oh man, how could I forget the "Papoose To Go"?
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jobber2thestars
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Post by jobber2thestars on Aug 6, 2006 15:47:36 GMT -5
Shining Wizard.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
It's Just a Ride
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Aug 6, 2006 15:49:32 GMT -5
Extra Hot Pace Picante was an unusual thing to name a flying forearm........hehe
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Aug 6, 2006 15:50:04 GMT -5
no way, man. Shinig Wizard's an awesome name. I love those wacky Japanese move names. they make something as simple as a kick to the head sound like a big event.
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The Line
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Post by The Line on Aug 6, 2006 15:50:26 GMT -5
The Brock-Lock
The brief period where Paul London's SSP was called the Cosmic Cyclone
Droppin the Dime
Scott Drop
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2006 16:05:45 GMT -5
Cranium Crush- Crush
Dead Level- Kid Kash's vertical drop brainbuster. What's that supposed to mean?
Dudley Dog- just so unoriginal
Flying Sasuage- Jamal/ Umaga in his earlier days, do we really need that visual?
Fameasser- eh, let's just forget that gimmick
Go Home Driver- Kevin Steen's elaborate driver. Silly name.
Gonorrhea- stupid name for Rave's cool move
Mizard of Oz- this crap brought to you by "The Miz"
Open Hart Surgery- yet another move that Teddy Hart uses to remind you he's a Hart (sort of). Plus, it's a dumb flippy move, as opposed to say a painful submission or a cool strike.
Overdrive- just a stupid sounding move
RK-Doane- doesn't even rhyme with O.
Scar- Matt Hardy, usually I defend the guy, but this is the most emo name ever
Seanton Bomb- Sean O'Haire; Okay your name sounds similar to "Swan". Big deal, come up with a better name for a good looking move.
Simonizer- Simon Dean; could have had a funny fitness name, instead we get a sodomy joke.
Sonjay Cutter- Sonjay Dutt, maybe he hasn't named it? I like Sonjay alot, but couldn't he call it the Hindu cutter or Bombay Cutter? Something cool and original would be nice. Maybe like "Bollywood and Vine".
Spiral Tap- A.J. Styles- is that supposed to be a pun of Spinal Tap (the medical procedure). C'mon, you got some nice names for your moves: Syle's Clash, Flying Squirrel, Superhuman, they need a cooler name than this.
Steenializer- just lame
Stu Hart Special- Teddy Hart using his family again for his moves. Plus, it's close to something Gory Guerrero would do, so Teddy can go jump off a cage again.
That's Incredible!- Justin Credible... well, pretty goofy
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by The Line on Aug 6, 2006 16:10:44 GMT -5
Gonorrhea- stupid name for Rave's cool move its Ghanarhea |
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