Worst Finisher Names

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

jrody said:

chuckymac314 said:

Why all the Kendrick hate? I love the names for his moves. I mark for Dr. Smoothe's Secret Recipe.

i like it when i can remember what the move looks like when i hear the name. i wont remember what electric mayhem looks like but i will remember what dropsault is. im not dissing him tho i really enjoy him but his move names are just out there

Eh, to each his own, I suppose. I dig the out there names. WWE doesn't even call 'em right half the time, though.

["The Natural" Bustin Loads]

I thought it was Hog-Lock.

[Hiroshi Hase]

ez said:

I thought it was Hog-Lock.

It could've been, hard to understand with Tazz's NY accent sometimes, I'll have to check on that. The move looked ok, but that was a lame name for it.

[Ace Diamond]

jrody said:

Scar was actually referring to Matt's knee injury and subsequent surgery (seeing as how it's a leglock and all), but i do agree that it can be taken out of context now and sounds pretty stupid.
i thought it was an double underhook w/ body scissors

I take it back, you're absolutely right.

...Man now it's even dumber than i thought.

[BHB]

baldobomb said:

I always prefered the "Imprettier" to the "Unprettier". damn JR and his inability to pronounce simple syllables.

It's always been the unprettier, because it smashes your face an makes you unpretty. Anytime it's been called the imprettier was a mistake.

[CuJ0 Will Keep Dancing]

yjc1019 said:

It could've been, hard to understand with Tazz's NY accent sometimes, I'll have to check on that. The move looked ok, but that was a lame name for it.

I think thats what it was called in SvR but it didn't make any sense because it wasn't a lock at all.

[JMA]

Hollycaust (Whose idea was it to name a move after one of the most horrible things ever to happen?)

Poison Ivory (What the hell...?)

Meat Grinder

I'm Betta Than You (Why didn't they keep the cool "Flatliner" name?)

Takin' Care of Business

The Kiss That Don't Miss

[stetheman]

FU
STFU
West Coast Pop

[I Graduated Warrior University]

Muscle Buster: Sounds like something Chuck Norris would sell on late night TV
RKO: It's the name of a freakin' record label Randall!
Fame Asser: Retarded on SOOOOOOOOOOO many levels
Special mention must go to Danny Doring's "Wham Bam Thank You Ma'am"

[The F'N Captain]

FU
STFU
The Edge-a-Cution
The Edge-U-Cation
The Final Cut(going for the movie idea with Big Show's name, despite him NEVER doing anything hollywood-like)

Jeff Hardy's crap-o-rama move names
Whisper in the Wind
Poetry in Motion

The two weeks Angle's submission was called the Angle Lock

The Money Shot(that's just wrong)

The Ultimate Slam... cause it wasn't very ultimate

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

Mark Henry has a move called the 'Take That!'

I win.

[The F'N Captain]

Oh yeah? The French Tickler!

[samachine]

It Came From Japan

[Stryfe]

Tony F'n Stark: your as drunk as your name sake.

Everyone of those names is good. Ultimate Slam is forgivable given the time it was from. Every other name is completly acceptable.

A bad name doesn't get the move over. "FU" is easy to sell. STFU is a great extension onto that. Edge's moves are cute insertions of his name into regular words. Hardy's moves are an extension of the personality he showed on screen. I wasn't aware they stopped calling it the Angle Lock, and The Money shot is genuinely funny in a late-90's WWF way.

Get the dang stick outta your butt!

[Head Detective Aaron Enigma]

The two worst I know of our:

The Nightmare on Helms Street and The Mizard of Oz

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

I personally think 'Dead Level' is a fantastic move name.

Especially since it's a brainbuster.

[Slim Loves Lily]

Pepsi Plunge.

[kingoftheindies]

Forgeta boutit

[WarriorWarrior]

Pedigree. Its not him no more.

[I Graduated Warrior University]

The Stevie T.
The Buff Blockbuster: Great finisher, crappy name
Best ever: DUDLEY DEATH DROP