Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Jun 20, 2010 1:36:17 GMT -5
I was going to say tramp stamp, but even that doesn't work.
Maybe he can grow an old-timey mustache and tie women to railroad tracks before every match and then twirl his old-timey mustache?
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MrBRulzOK
Wade Wilson
Mr No-Pants Heathen
Something Witty Here.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jun 20, 2010 2:34:10 GMT -5
Pull a Kaientai and have Kaval's voice dubbed over his own.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Jun 20, 2010 2:34:30 GMT -5
HAVE
HIM
SCREAMING
ALL
THE
TIME
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And_5400
Trap-Jaw
Congratulations......Does a bus run through here?
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Post by And_5400 on Jun 20, 2010 4:19:22 GMT -5
A simple way, have him grow his hair long again, get a full back tattoo, have him do a sadistic smile while breathing heavily while he stares down his opponents and have him completely destroy his opponents with his fire breathing mouth.
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Post by Raja Lion on Jun 20, 2010 4:47:17 GMT -5
A ninja. Turn him into a ninja. Everyone knows that things are infinitely better when ninjas are involved.
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Snowman
Dennis Stamp
The "Called His Mama at WrestleMania" Guy
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Post by Snowman on Jun 20, 2010 4:53:39 GMT -5
Say he is a second generation wrestler. The son of Waylon Mercy.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Jun 20, 2010 6:42:26 GMT -5
Full beard
Long hair and a scowl
and bring back the beanie
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Post by Joe Galt on Jun 20, 2010 9:10:10 GMT -5
Say he is a second generation wrestler. The son of Waylon Mercy. In all seriousness,that would be an awesome way to reintroduce the Waylon Mercy character. |
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Post by Dee Jay on Jun 20, 2010 10:03:44 GMT -5
Give him Knox's beard or Snitsky's goatee.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Jun 20, 2010 10:50:54 GMT -5
Have him wheeled to ringside in a Hannibal Lector-style restraint.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 20, 2010 10:56:35 GMT -5
Have the announcers say 'HE'S GONNA SNAP!!!!' all the time he's out there.
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Jun 20, 2010 13:34:22 GMT -5
He should randomly big boot the ref during select matches.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Jun 20, 2010 13:49:04 GMT -5
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r.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
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Post by r. on Jun 20, 2010 16:33:22 GMT -5
OCD gimmick, won't make the pin unless he touches all 4 posts twice, won't shake the fans hands and demands his opponets santize with purell the whole 9 yards
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Post by Ridley on Jun 20, 2010 17:09:42 GMT -5
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BHB
Hank Scorpio
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Post by BHB on Jun 20, 2010 17:11:58 GMT -5
Have him grow a mullet, dress him up in a bright blue suit, a chain necklace, and purple lens shade, and call him Lance Vance Archer, and he dances a dance called the Lance Vance Dance and make his theme song Wang Chung's Dance Hall Days, and he should come down the aisle driving a Lamborghini Countach. |
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Post by hossfan on Jun 20, 2010 17:21:07 GMT -5
Have him eat his own hand.
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Jun 20, 2010 17:29:17 GMT -5
Give him Batista's old music.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Jun 21, 2010 17:42:12 GMT -5
Give this as their theme song:
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Post by sunwukong on Jun 21, 2010 17:48:25 GMT -5
Have him adopt an old geek show routine, where he brings live chickens out to the ring and rips their heads off and then eats them and drinks their blood.
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