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Post by bradtherad on Jun 19, 2010 14:23:06 GMT -5
Clearly, V. Archer is not intense enough.
I think a good idea is to have him shake the ropes all match long while he waits for a tag.
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Post by Big L on Jun 19, 2010 14:24:23 GMT -5
Ummmm that's not gonna solve anything
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jun 19, 2010 14:33:42 GMT -5
Have him turn his tramp stamp into a full back tattoo.
Full back tattoos are IN TINS.
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Jun 19, 2010 14:37:24 GMT -5
A white van that says FREE CANDY.
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Post by Slingshot Suplay on Jun 19, 2010 14:46:07 GMT -5
NEVER. BLINK.
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Post by Joe Galt on Jun 19, 2010 14:46:24 GMT -5
Pour hot sauce in his eyes.
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Post by Young Game on Jun 19, 2010 14:47:41 GMT -5
Have him completely decimate his opponents while talking about the merits of Genesis...Phil Collins...and Whitney Houston.
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Post by Tyfo on Jun 19, 2010 15:00:01 GMT -5
Is he still supposed to be intense?
I thought now he was just supposed to be crazy, seeing as Striker is calling him the American Psycho every week. I haven't heard much about his levels of intensity recently.
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Post by DSR on Jun 19, 2010 15:20:51 GMT -5
Accuse him of being a baby rapist.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Jun 19, 2010 15:41:40 GMT -5
It should turn out that he's keeping Curt Hawkins as a slave.
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Post by Joe Galt on Jun 19, 2010 15:47:28 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 19, 2010 16:01:17 GMT -5
Insomniac gimmick, dark circles under the eyes, crazy ramblings the whole nine yards
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Post by Alex Shelley on Jun 19, 2010 16:03:34 GMT -5
Insomniac gimmick, dark circles under the eyes, crazy ramblings the whole nine yards But that's CM Punk's gimmick!
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Post by peltier on Jun 19, 2010 16:07:09 GMT -5
Call him Vance Swordsman or Vance Clubwielder instead of Vance Archer.
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Post by Lancers on Jun 19, 2010 17:53:41 GMT -5
Accuse him of being a baby rapist. Doesn't he have to run for Zone 2, District 37 Comptroller first?
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Post by Bullhead on Jun 19, 2010 17:58:21 GMT -5
Give him a better tag team partner.
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hassanchop
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Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Jun 19, 2010 18:11:29 GMT -5
Have him grow a mullet, dress him up in a bright blue suit, a chain necklace, and purple lens shade, and call him Lance Vance Archer, and he dances a dance called the Lance Vance Dance and make his theme song Wang Chung's Dance Hall Days, and he should come down the aisle driving a Lamborghini Countach.
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Post by Alex Shelley on Jun 19, 2010 18:17:49 GMT -5
I HAVE AN IDEA.
Every once in a while, have Curt come out alone when they're scheduled for a match. Curt will say, "We can't wrestle because Vance couldn't be here. He's not allowed within 10 miles of [insert city]."
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Post by BorneAgain on Jun 19, 2010 18:19:29 GMT -5
They could always make him a circus ringmaster, a circus clown, or a circus lion tamer. That way he would be "in tents"
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Post by casualobserver on Jun 20, 2010 1:19:38 GMT -5
Have him slap high-fives with Curt Hawkins anytime they do anything and yell "THAT'S INTENSE!"
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