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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 9, 2010 1:41:31 GMT -5
I think I took some time off from watching wrestling at when this happended , so can anyone explain to me what happended? From what I can remember Jesus (Carlito's bodyguard at the time) saw Cena in a night club and stabbed him and Cena lost a kidney or something. Can anyone tell me if Jesus ended up going to jail or what?
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Post by Chiral on Aug 9, 2010 1:43:48 GMT -5
Cena squashed him at Armageddon 04. That's all that ended up happening to Jesus.
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Post by Curt Hawkins Fan on Aug 9, 2010 1:43:54 GMT -5
It was a storyline.
Cena beat Jesus a few weeks later.
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Post by BorneAgain on Aug 9, 2010 1:44:21 GMT -5
I think I took some time off from watching wrestling at when this happended , so can anyone explain to me what happended? From what I can remember Jesus (Carlito's bodyguard at the time) saw Cena in a night club and stabbed him and Cena lost a kidney or something. Can anyone tell me if Jesus ended up going to jail or what? Carlito beats Cena for the US title in his first WWE match. Presumably to keep him away for a possible rematch, Carlito has Jesus stab him in a nightclub. Unfortunately, he heals fast, and goes after Carlito at Survivor Series and shortly after that gets the US title back. Teddy Long decides to settle Cena's issue with Jesus by booking a street fight between the two at Armageddon. Cena beats the piss out of him, and Jesus is never seen again. |
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Post by Loser troll. Please ban me on Aug 9, 2010 1:48:54 GMT -5
"Cena beat Jesus a few weeks later. " This is hilarious for so many reasons
come to think of it Vince beat god in a tag match.....man the heavens sure do job alot.
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Post by BorneAgain on Aug 9, 2010 1:49:27 GMT -5
"Cena beat Jesus a few weeks later. " This is hilarious for so many reasons come to think of it Vince beat god in a tag match.....man the heavens sure do job alot. And he lost at Armageddon no less. |
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Post by Alex Shelley on Aug 9, 2010 1:51:40 GMT -5
This entire thread is awesome.
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on Aug 9, 2010 1:55:39 GMT -5
After losing the US title to Carlito on his debut on October 7, John Cena was written out of the WWE on the 11th so he could film a movie with the excuse that he had been stabbed in a nightclub altercation. On October 14th, Jesus debuted as Carlito's bodyguard and eventually the whole thing was pinned on him.
Cena returned at Survivor Series, claiming in a surreal moment to Eddie Guerrero, that he had no scar before "the doctor hooked him up."
The SmackDown after Survivor Series, Cena defeated Carlito, who had suffered a shoulder injury the week before, in a quick match to recover his US title. Jesus challenged Cena for the US title at Armageddon the next month and was defeated.
Jesus suffered a herniated disc in his match and was out of action until his release in April 2005.
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Post by Jeremy on Aug 9, 2010 1:57:05 GMT -5
I met both Cena and Jesus at an UPW show in 2001. Little did I know that a few years later they would be in a death feud that would be forgotten very soon afterward.
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Post by BlahBlah on Aug 9, 2010 2:07:31 GMT -5
I have no recollection of this whatsoever.
But, does anybody remember when Vince/Shawn wrestled Shawn Michaels and his tag team partner... God. That was the greatest angle ever.
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Post by ilggant on Aug 9, 2010 2:15:24 GMT -5
fun fact: Jesus actually fights/fought some MMA bouts, as far as I recall
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Post by oafman on Aug 9, 2010 2:19:15 GMT -5
Cena beat Jesus a few weeks later. ...DAMN! |
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Post by Jeremy on Aug 9, 2010 2:26:37 GMT -5
fun fact: Jesus actually fights/fought some MMA bouts, as far as I recall Was in WSX and is in Lucha Libre USA now i believe |
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Aug 9, 2010 2:26:40 GMT -5
Greatest thread title............ever.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2010 3:13:05 GMT -5
Wasn't Jesus later on an episode of Mind of Mencia?
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Post by nerdinitupagain on Aug 9, 2010 3:14:43 GMT -5
It was retaliation for Kyle Broflovski killing Jesus. Kyle secretly thinks John Cena is the best wrestler ever... and because Kyle killed Jesus, although it was necessary for Jesus to spawn outside the prison cell to put the rabbit back in charge of the church, Jesus still was a little bitter.
So stabbing John Cena was his revenge.
//end South Park universe.
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Post by Psycho Penguin on Aug 9, 2010 3:19:48 GMT -5
Jesus did cell phone commercials for a bit.
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Post by SEAN CARLESS on Aug 9, 2010 3:36:33 GMT -5
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Post by BillyBlood on Aug 9, 2010 3:41:14 GMT -5
 Nobody f's with da Jesus! |
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Aug 9, 2010 3:51:39 GMT -5
The whole idlotic Cena got stabbed storyline was created so Cena could bugger off to Australia to film The Marine.
Though I'm sure someone in creative must of realized how stupid the storyline was because after Cena squashed Jesus at Armageddon 04, the storyline has never been bought up once ever since.
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