What the WWE product needs the most right now

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Vote on what you feel would most improve today's WWE product.

[Bo Rida]

I went for foreign royalty, brink back the duchess of Queensbury.

[I *still* ✡ Johnny]

VINCE OFFER.

But give him a Yiddish accent

[pink]

BETTY WHITE!

FTW!

Now that I think about it,you can combine Betty white and spunky grandmas.

[jamielowndes {N}]

OMG, I can't stop laughing due to the endless possibilities.


"Tonight, on a very special RAW..."

"But Batista, I don't want to go to Make-Out Point with you!"

"That's too bad, Eve, we're going!"

"NOOO! I HAVE A RIGHT TO SAY NO!"

And then just to cap off, the entire WWE roster in a classroom with Batista giving a heartfelt speech about women's rights. Given the NEWZ about his backstage life, this just reeks of win.


Jared From Subway should be in SES by now. And Michael Cole in front of a brick wall telling jokes? Perfect.

"What's the difference between Daniel Bryan and a hoover? Nothing! They both suck!"

"What's the difference between Daniel Bryan and a straw? Nothing! They both suck!"

And then there's always Santino leaving the building to complain about the party next door. It turns out Drew McIntyre is having a huge party. Which incidentally is now over.

[Alex Shelley]

All I want is a reality TV show in which 8 wrestlers live together.

[fw91]

Panda Bear Minute Madness

[James McCloud IS John Godot]

Bring me Jared from Subway.

[barley96]

Heidenrape - So it can get Michael Cole off of commentary.

Other as in more wrestling.

[A Boy Named Sue]

Time-Travelling Abe Vigoda. His Tron will be 2 Unlimited's hit song "Y'all Ready 4 This".

[Krimzon]

Cowbell.

[Bravo Echo November]

Kittens because, well... who hates kittens?

EDIT: WWE also needs Candlejack. Want a wrestler removed from TV? BAM! It's like the Staples 'easy' bu

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May 5, 2010 19:43:03 GMT -5 Krimzon said:

Cowbell.

Dammit! DAMMIT!!!!!!

I just KNEW I was missing something!

[Yami Daimao]

May 5, 2010 17:45:37 GMT -5 Alex Shelley said:

All I want is a reality TV show in which 8 wrestlers live together.

I'm going to stretch it to 10.

Miz - the loudmouth and self proclaimed "leader of the house" due to his past experiences on MTV.

Punk - the sober one who alienates himself from the rest and looks down on the them because they get drunk and make out in hot tubs.

Swagger - the self-centered guy who brags about his accomplishments.

Ryder - the party animal/man-whore douchebag (I would have put Batista instead, but he's a little too old).

MVP - the ex-con who's learning from his past mistakes, he's the "peace maker" of the group but will get into fights when pushed.

Morrison - the "cool" guy of the group who doesn't really make any enemies but is always the brunt of Miz's jokes (although he fires back sometimes). Is just there to make friends and have a good time.

Maryse - the bitch that all the guys want but can't have.

Tiffany - the cute, bubbly, "innocent" one who gets picked on for being a square.

The Bellas - the twins who like to party, and one's the slut of the house (Nikki or Brie, doesn't really matter). They'll occasionally fight with eachother.

[Dub H]

Pirate Stable vs Ninja Stable

BOOK IT!

And Airhorns for this:

[barley96]

How did this thread go this long without... ARMBAR!!!

[Raul]

May 5, 2010 20:04:26 GMT -5 Yami Daimao said:

May 5, 2010 17:45:37 GMT -5 Alex Shelley said:

All I want is a reality TV show in which 8 wrestlers live together.

I'm going to stretch it to 10.

Miz - the loudmouth and self proclaimed "leader of the house" due to his past experiences on MTV.

Punk - the sober one who alienates himself from the rest and looks down on the them because they get drunk and make out in hot tubs.

Swagger - the self-centered guy who brags about his accomplishments.

Ryder - the party animal/man-whore douchebag (I would have put Batista instead, but he's a little too old).

MVP - the ex-con who's learning from his past mistakes, he's the "peace maker" of the group but will get into fights when pushed.

Morrison - the "cool" guy of the group who doesn't really make any enemies but is always the brunt of Miz's jokes (although he fires back sometimes). Is just there to make friends and have a good time.

Maryse - the bitch that all the guys want but can't have.

Tiffany - the cute, bubbly, "innocent" one who gets picked on for being a square.

The Bellas - the twins who like to party, and one's the slut of the house (Nikki or Brie, doesn't really matter). They'll occasionally fight with eachother.

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The Connecticut Shore

[Real Folk Bruce]

Jocks vs Nerds.

I don't think this has ever been done in wrestling. It would make for a fun feud.

*EDIT!*

Also, if I could pick something that is NOT on the list, I would have to go with unscripted promos and interview segments.

[Big DSR Energy]

"Other" and by "other" I mean "All of the above, except for Vince McMahon's ass."

[Matt Dunn]

Christian for World Champ.