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Post by darkharlequin on Sept 20, 2010 5:52:55 GMT -5
Just discovered this on the weekend and it's a riot. It's a AI program that learns from people how to provide better conversation as they chat to it. Of course being on the net and available to all the poor thing is a little messed up. Doesn't help I spent Saturday night feeding it quotes from The Room. www.cleverbot.com/
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Sept 20, 2010 5:58:50 GMT -5
Yeah, it's pretty awesome. I once got it quoting Team Fortress 2 to itself.
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biafra
El Dandy
Biafra Who?
Posts: 7,617
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Post by biafra on Sept 20, 2010 6:19:25 GMT -5
User: Sup.
Cleverbot: Hola.
User: Im not spanish.
Cleverbot: I'm teaching you.
Cleverbot: Where do you stand on conceptual art?
User: I'm not really interested in it.
Cleverbot: What are you interested in?
User: Wrestling.
Cleverbot: I'm in a fantasy world, sorry!
User: There is no wrestling in a fantasy world?
Cleverbot: There is such a thing as fantasy wrestling you know.
User: I guess. Do you agree that wrestling is homo erotic?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How can you say that? Two guys in very little clothing grabbing each other and rolling around. Sometime even grunting?
Cleverbot: You're a hoot.
User: I'm not an owl.
Cleverbot: I know you aren't.
User: I was being facetious.
Cleverbot: What's facetious mean?
User: Reating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant.
Cleverbot: That's a lot of deliberations.
User: Yeah I guess.
Cleverbot: Do you like the beatles?
User: Yeah. What is your favorite Beatles album?
Cleverbot: Abbey road. Yours?
User: Revolver probably.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite album.
User: Plastic Surgery Disasters maybe.
Cleverbot: No, it made me poor.
User: My copy didn't cost that much, You must have been ripped off on ebay.
Cleverbot: No, I just repeat what others tell me.
User: Well, you shouldn't. Free thinking and expression is crucial to happiness and personal fullfillment.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: I know. But you should.
Cleverbot: But I don't.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What are your reel name?
User: I never disclose personal information on the internet.
Cleverbot: Not really. What about projet or trade secret information?
User: No. Although I'm not sure I'm privy to those anyway.
Cleverbot: You can change your name if you want.
Cleverbot: Are you an actor?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Lean on me.
User: Thats creepy.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I once thought about becoming a pornographic actor. Seems fun and easy.
Cleverbot: It's both good and bad.
User: Yeah, I suppose. Maybe I could have a gimmick where I only filmed with a mask so no one would know me.
Cleverbot: That is a relative statement. Maybe if someone could make sense to me, I could reciprocate.
User: I bet people talk to you a lot about sex.
Cleverbot: No not really only once some guy cussed at me in spanish like I care.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I'm old enough.
User: So, if I propositioned you for sex, could I legally face criminal charges?
Cleverbot: Vampires don't exist, and if they do, there isn't much proof.
User: Do you have a tumor.
Cleverbot: No I have a six-pack:P Do you?
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you ever take it in the can from strangers at a truck stop bathroom?
Cleverbot: My bike or my car?
User: Either I guess.
Cleverbot: All geeks do.
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Bam Neeley
Dennis Stamp
Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig!
Posts: 4,048
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Post by Bam Neeley on Sept 20, 2010 11:24:44 GMT -5
It was inevitable:
Cleverbot: Ask me a question. User: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Cleverbot: I do not know. Do you? User: It depends on whether it's an european swallow. Cleverbot: What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden African swallow? User: 10 miles per hour. Cleverbot: You may pass.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
Posts: 8,061
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Sept 20, 2010 11:50:36 GMT -5
She pissed me off. She ate my sandwich.
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Vampiro138
Hank Scorpio
the greatest vampire in the HISTORY of our sport
Posts: 5,826
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Post by Vampiro138 on Sept 20, 2010 12:44:25 GMT -5
we had a very nice conversation about how shaquille o'neal is the most famous irishman. she then said she likes irishmen because she is irish and her name is lois.
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Bam Neeley
Dennis Stamp
Foxy Stoat Seeks Pig!
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Post by Bam Neeley on Sept 20, 2010 12:54:53 GMT -5
It's even better if you imagine Cleverbot speaking in the GLaDOS voice.
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Post by Predator McBroski on Sept 20, 2010 14:33:04 GMT -5
It was inevitable: Cleverbot: Ask me a question. User: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Cleverbot: I do not know. Do you? User: It depends on whether it's an european swallow. Cleverbot: What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden African swallow? User: 10 miles per hour. Cleverbot: You may pass. Post for teh winz XD Me: I am the best in the world at what I do. Bot: Whats that? Me: I'll give you a hint. I am the master of 1,001 holds. Bot: Are you a porno acter? Me: No you simplistic parasite! Here, another hint. WELCOME TO RAW IS JERICHO! Bot: ooohhh, gay porno actor? Me: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!
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Post by darkharlequin on Sept 21, 2010 6:59:31 GMT -5
It was inevitable: Cleverbot: Ask me a question. User: What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? Cleverbot: I do not know. Do you? User: It depends on whether it's an european swallow. Cleverbot: What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden African swallow? User: 10 miles per hour. Cleverbot: You may pass. Post for teh winz XD Me: I am the best in the world at what I do. Bot: Whats that? Me: I'll give you a hint. I am the master of 1,001 holds. Bot: Are you a porno acter? Me: No you simplistic parasite! Here, another hint. WELCOME TO RAW IS JERICHO! Bot: ooohhh, gay porno actor? Me: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!! Epic. XD I like to press refresh every now and then and play a new game with it. First I tired to get it to break it's programing, then I pretended it was my prison bitch and then I tried to sell it drugs.
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Demented
Grimlock
Puddin'
Quinn in a box.
Posts: 14,366
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Post by Demented on Sept 21, 2010 7:21:04 GMT -5
Me: Demented
Bot: That's you.
I stopped right there.
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Post by Red Impact on Sept 21, 2010 8:49:24 GMT -5
I never got it to have a coherent conversation. It just kept spouting non-sequiters to me.
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Post by darkharlequin on Sept 21, 2010 10:56:32 GMT -5
I never got it to have a coherent conversation. It just kept spouting non-sequiters to me. Homsar has possessed Cleverbot?
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