Turn Heel on the Poster Above You Thread

[Tom Turkey]

*Goes up to Gurgurant, punches him in the face*

TAKE THAT MACHO MAN GURGURANT! You jerk.

[Demented]

*Hits Gurgurant in the face with a pie*

*Also hits Scott in the face with a pie*

[neal]

*Steals Harley Quinn, convince her to cut a promo on you (supposedly you're lousy when it comes to pleasing the ladies) furthering the humiliation*

[Tom Turkey]

*hits Demented with a pie.....of limes, too many limes, in fact.*

*Smacks Neal Snow with Captain America's shield, stolen from Stephen Colbert's fireplace*

[The poster with no name]

*destroys everything to do with Scott Pilgram*

[Tom Turkey]

HA-HAW! YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL "PILGRIM" CORRECTLY!!!!

*Continues to point out packerfever's failure to spell "Pilgrim" properly*

*Kicks packerfever in the balls*

[Demented]

*Steals one of Neal Snow's belts and whacks Scott upside the forehead with it*

[The poster with no name]

*goes back in time, and makes it so Harley is never created.*

[Real Folk Bruce]

*Drags Packerfever out of time machine, and proceeds to smack him upside the head with a tree branch about an hour*

Didn't know what hit him.

[Tom Turkey]

*Uppercuts Real Folk Bruce, then does a Bruce Lee style kick on him*

[darkharlequin]

Sends Scott Pilgrim a download link for Vampires Suck.

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*runs darkharlequin over with busted up 1992 geo metro*

funny thing is, it still needs the battery....

[Grendel]

**Rips their face off an wipes my bum with it**

[Tom Turkey]

*Hits a running RKO on Grendel, right on that 1992 Geo Metro*

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

*Shoots Grendel with an AK whilst cartwheeling, Matrix Style.

[Grendel]

**Gets up and hands Danny Trejo two machetes**


Those guys over there said some bad things about you, man ...


**Watches Scott and AJ take off like a couple of sissies with Danny Trejo running them down**

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

note to scott pilgrim: there's also no hood on the metro. that went right into the windshield last month.

on topic:

*nails grendel with a cobra clutch sweeping reverse sto*

[Tom Turkey]

*Convinces Trejo that I loved his movie*

Pilgrim: Those guys, there *points at AJ & Grendel*, they're the real enemy...
Trejo: Vamanos, mi amigo. Lets' get 'em.

*Me and Trejo start chasing AJ & Grendel with the machetes, and I'm holding the Axe of Self-Respect*

[Grendel]

**Quickly hops into a TARDIS and as I phase out, I hit the countdown timers on a series of neutron bombs that will turn a 40 square mile area into a dead zone, leaving you all in the middle of it. Have a nice day.**

[Tom Turkey]

*Enters a Subspace door, then leaves everyone else for dead*