Turn Heel on the Poster Above You Thread

[Grendel]

**Watches Scott Pilgrim fall to his doom, slowly shaking my head. Tips back a toast in his honor and slips easily away**

[Tom Turkey]

*Pulls out a freaking bazooka, shoots it at Grendel*

So long, sucker.

*Flips off Grendel as he freefalls*

*Freaking teleports out of the area, Power Rangers style*

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*shuts off the breakers to the teleport, causing pilgrim to be stuck*

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

*Frost Purges Rated GDR, watching as the 7 giant flaming swords hit his body & explode, creating a black hole that starts to suck every thing in.*

[Tom Turkey]

*Unsticks himself from the teleportation, then kicks AJ into the black hole*

*For the hell of it, then tackles AJ into the black hole, entering it as well*

[HoganBai]

*punches Scott Pilgrim harder then any one man has punched something before, causing him to cry and be dumped by Ramona for being a pussy, leading to suicide*

[Tom Turkey]

*Now a raging alcoholic, a drunken Pilgrim lurches towards HoganBorkBorkBork and proceeds to beat the holy hell out of him*

*Forcefully grabs the butcher's knife from Swedish Chef and starts swing away at the prone HBBB*

[HoganBai]

AHURDY GURDY DEAD BORKBORKBORK

[A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto)]

Heh.

*Drops a piano on Scott Pilgrim*

*Spraypaints "Dubbed Out" in green paint on his back*

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

*Uses the pure Hatred built up in him to send out a crippling shockwave spanning a huge area, knocking all flying and leaving him needing an EX Charge to get his full powers.*

[Tom Turkey]

*A still-drunken Scott Pilgrim angrily charges at AJ Powell, and then starts to claw at him*

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*nails pilgrim with a Schwinn Smash ( Shining Player's Boot in svr09) thru the windshield of the metro*

[Tom Turkey]

*Drunken Dodge!*

*The drunken Pilgrim grabs RatedGDR's leg and violently throws him right against the rear windshield of the metro*

*Downs another beer*

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*nails a Steenalizer on pilgrim on top of the metro*

my poor damn car. this is all the relibale transportation i have right now and it's still out of commision....

*unleashes Clefairy horde, which tramples pilgrim*

[Tom Turkey]

*Drunken Scott Pilgrim proceeds to materialize a machine gun, and starts haphazardily firing away at the Clefairy army*

*Still piss-drunk, Pilgrim throws the dead Clefairies at RatedGDR at such velocity, it would severly injure someone.

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

*AJ eviscerates Pilgrim with an Omnislash*

[Tom Turkey]

*Drunken and badly wounded the drunken Pilgrim crawls over and calls for.....The Bomb*

*The Bomb drops on AJ, and blows the crap out of him on impact.*

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

*AJ is able to throw a Jecht Block up, dissipating most of the damage but still damaging him. He manages to leap up and plunge his blade into Pilgrim's back with Hell's Gate, in a way similar to the death of Aeris.*

[Tom Turkey]

GAME OVER

*Now sober, and, you know, dead, Pilgrim lays flat in the sands of Subspace...*

*He sees a pile of extra lives, and picks them all up*

THE OTHER REALM WHERE AJ POWELL KILLED SCOTT PILGRIM...

*Pilgrim shows up and uses the Axe of Self-Respect and Lightbringer, to slash away at AJ*

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

*AJ draws Lionheart & hits Pilgrim with a Blasting Zone.*