Turn Heel on the Poster Above You Thread

[Demented]

*Demented (dressed as Batman) runs by and steals AJ's taco*

[Tom Turkey]

BATMAN STOLE MY TACO!

*Demented as Batman, escaping from AJ Powell, runs into Scott Pilgrim*

*An angry, wounded Pilgrim pushes Demented and throws the taco in his face*

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*clefairy horde returns, tramples demented and pilgrim, and carries harley away*

[Princess Kendall]

*refuses to dance with you in a dance competition as generic music plays and the crowd boos*

[Tom Turkey]

THAT GODDAMN CLEFAIRY HORDE!

*badly wounded from getting trampled by the Clefairy horde, Scott gets up and notices that his sword Lightbringer is near the wreckage.*

I've got to get Harley back.

SCOTT PILGRIM LEARNED THE POWER OF GREAT RESPONSIBILITY
+2 BALLS
+3 WANGST
+5 SPIDER-POWERS
+6 SNARKINESS

OUTSIDE RATEDGDR'S F$@!ED UP GEO METRO...

*Scott attacks RatedGDR with Ligthbringer, proceeding to use the light lasers from the sword to attack him*

*Notices Kendragon booing, then walks away, ignoring her laughing*

[Demented]

Hm... what in my bag of tricks do I have left. *Goes through said bag of tricks* No, no, no, no, later, no, yes.. wait... no, no, banana phone, no, wait! Ah ha! *Pulls out his trusted Arcanite Reaper*

ARCANITE REAPER HOOOOOOOOOO! *Mortal Strikes Scott for over 9000 damage*

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

"Clefairy leader, what does the scouter say about Demented's strength?"

"IT'S OVER NINE THOUUUUUUUSANNNNNNNNNNNNNND!!!!!!!!"

"NINE THOUSAND?! THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT!!!!"

*Clefairy horde runs over Pilgrim again while a Clefable drives the battered Metro and runs over Demented*

[Tom Turkey]

I REALLY, REALLY HATE CLEFAIRIES

*We see Pilgrim slash a Clefairy with the Axe of Self-Respect*

*We then see Pilgrim just run up to RatedGDR and slash him in the chest with the Axe*

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

I HERD YOU LIEK MUDKIPZ

*mudkip horde runs over Pilgrim while Clefairy horde giggles (?)*

[Tom Turkey]

CHAPTER 269: THE ONLY EASY DAY WAS YESTERDAY

*The Mudkip army is clearly no match for the Power of Great Responsibility, as Pilgrim cuts through them with relative ease*

*He then fires a huge fireball at RatedGDR*

[Gus Richlen: Ruffian]

*dodges fireball as Jigglypuffs, Wigglytuffs, Clefaries, Clefables, Chanseys, Mudkips, Squirtles, Charmanders, Pikachus, and Miltanks run over Pilgrim several times*

CUTENESS FOREVER!!!!!

["Gentleman" AJ Powell]

*AJ cleaves through the "Army of Darkness" with a Rough Divide & Hits Rated GDR with Heaven's Light, splitting him in to 2 halves vertically.*

[Tom Turkey]

CHAPTER 271: A BIG DEAL, FAIRLY QUICK

*Pilgrim limbers about, notices AJ just having taken care of RatedGDR*

*Pilgrim low-blows AJ, then slashes him from behind with the Axe of Self-Respect*

[SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks]

IT WAS ME SCOTT PILGRIM

IT WAS ME SCOTT PILGRIM

IT WAS ME.... ALL ALONG....


*Piledrivers onto the table*

[lucas_lee]

*Josh gains the power of Self Respect and respectfull kicks Robosexual in the nads

[Tom Turkey]

*Looking back & forth, Pilgrim smacks joshthejerseyboy with his own, two hands*

[lucas_lee]

*Josh revives his broken nads with an issue of playboy and proceeds to swipe Scott's stuff again

[Grendel]

**stretches out from the shadows and trips Josh as he's carrying out a box of Scott's Stuff.**

[Tom Turkey]

*Regains stuff*

*Strikes Grendel with the Axe of Self-Respect*

[Grendel]

Son of a ...


**Picks up flaming kitten launcher**

Here come da pain!!!!


**Launches flaming kittens at Scott**