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Post by Free Hat on Aug 30, 2010 23:37:18 GMT -5
Perhaps Bret never really existed. Maybe all these years he's just been a figment of our collective imaginations.
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Post by Young Game on Aug 30, 2010 23:43:05 GMT -5
He woke up and everything that ever happened in wrestling from before screw job til now was just a dream. Did he also find Patrick Duffy in his shower?
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Post by Doctor Of Style on Aug 30, 2010 23:46:40 GMT -5
He forgot why he was out there and wandered off. He's probably driving around looking for a Country Kitchen Buffet.
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Post by Vampiro138 on Aug 30, 2010 23:55:05 GMT -5
he needed to go...his planet needs him
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Post by casualobserver on Aug 30, 2010 23:59:50 GMT -5
The title of the thread makes me imagine that during the whole Nexus/Taker/Kane segment, somebody says "Uh where's Bret guys?" and everybody breaks character to look for Bret, realizing that he wandered off.
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Aug 31, 2010 0:10:49 GMT -5
he needed to go...his planet needs him NOTE: Bert Hat dyed on his way to his hoam planeet.
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Post by Throwback on Aug 31, 2010 3:12:43 GMT -5
He went under the ring and is now doing jury duty in little people's court
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Post by rchi84 on Aug 31, 2010 3:18:39 GMT -5
nope. he got hit with the omega sanction and is now travelling through time. in a year's time, we will have a new story arc on RAW titled The Return of Bret Hart. Meanwhile, Charlie Haas will come back and don the pink and black tights.. err make that baggy tshirt and jeans.
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Post by Throwback on Aug 31, 2010 3:23:48 GMT -5
I read this as "where are Bret's guys?" and my response was "mostly either dead or crippled" Then after I stopped feeling bad for the guy, I thought to myself "Yeah, I am kinda of surprised The Anvil hasn't shown up yet"
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Post by Chronos on Aug 31, 2010 3:37:44 GMT -5
Through a ridiculously complex, circuitous, and not-quite-explainable series of scientific and mathematical improbabilities, Bret Hart was last seen hurtling toward the surface of the planet Magrathea with a vase of flowers and a sperm whale.
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Post by The F'N Captain on Aug 31, 2010 3:42:07 GMT -5
Obvious explanation.
NINJA VANISH!
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Post by Paul on Aug 31, 2010 4:16:32 GMT -5
Obvious explanation. NINJA VANISH! I watched the Ninja Turtles movie way too many times as a kid.
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Post by nm on Aug 31, 2010 4:55:28 GMT -5
He's at home, washing his Batman shirt!
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Post by casualobserver on Aug 31, 2010 7:50:23 GMT -5
On the 900th episode of RAW, Bret Hart was about to get choke-slammed by Kane, and vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that are not his own, and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. (Bret finds himself laying in the corner of the ring, about to receive a stinkface from Rikishi) Bret: (disgusted) oh boy!
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Aug 31, 2010 8:43:23 GMT -5
He mastered disappearing unnoticed, because he's Batman.
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Post by Talent Name on Aug 31, 2010 8:59:43 GMT -5
Houdini's Ghost possessed him for one night only to do the one thing WCW couldn't and that was make Bret disappear
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Post by fortknox on Aug 31, 2010 10:58:23 GMT -5
The title of the thread makes me imagine that during the whole Nexus/Taker/Kane segment, somebody says "Uh where's Bret guys?" and everybody breaks character to look for Bret, realizing that he wandered off. I can see it now. They're calling for Bret like one does a lost dog. They looking under the ring and all over the crowd for him. "Bret, Bret come here boy. We got your favorite treats, Canadian Bacon."
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 31, 2010 11:59:00 GMT -5
The ninjas who kidnaped Samoa Joe made their way to WWE and kidnapped Bret too.
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Post by Jobes on Aug 31, 2010 12:38:24 GMT -5
He was lying outside the ring. When the lights come back up you can see the referee leave the ring to go check on him.
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Post by Ken Ivory on Aug 31, 2010 12:52:11 GMT -5
Who is this Bret Hart you speak of?
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