Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
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Post by Ken Ivory on Aug 31, 2010 12:52:40 GMT -5
Who is this Bret Hart you speak of?
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Post by I Like Your Poetry on Aug 31, 2010 12:56:52 GMT -5
Backstage, so the angle in-ring could progress.
(What, too realistic for you?)
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Post by wildojinx on Aug 31, 2010 14:15:49 GMT -5
(i had to do it) (Bret slides into a hidden panel under the ring) He's BRET! He's a semi-mobile Canadian man of action He's a grey-haired flatfoot who'll never flinch from a fray He's got more than just mad skills He's got a batman shirt And the ladies all swoon everytime they hear him say "Im the best there was, is, and ever will be" HE'S BRET! Bret the hitman! (vince: you can call him agent B) AGENT B! (Sorry, but i AM a Phineas and Ferb fanboy,,i just hope i didnt give vince an idea for big apple takedown 2)
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Haulk
Samurai Cop
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Post by Haulk on Aug 31, 2010 16:34:17 GMT -5
He is in Parts Unknown with Warrior, duh
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 31, 2010 16:42:44 GMT -5
(i had to do it) (Bret slides into a hidden panel under the ring) He's BRET! He's a semi-mobile Canadian man of action He's a grey-haired flatfoot who'll never flinch from a fray He's got more than just mad skills He's got a batman shirt And the ladies all swoon everytime they hear him say "Im the best there was, is, and ever will be" HE'S BRET! Bret the hitman! (vince: you can call him agent B) AGENT B! (Sorry, but i AM a Phineas and Ferb fanboy,,i just hope i didnt give vince an idea for big apple takedown 2) So Shawn retired to start an evil company? HBK Evil Incor-porated!
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Post by halliday32 on Aug 31, 2010 16:45:05 GMT -5
*Q&A at fan convention*
WWE fan: On the 900th episode of RAW, Bret Hart was supposed to face the Undertaker, the lights went out and he disappeared without explanation. What happened?
WWE Creative: See, whenever something totally illogical or non sensical happens on WWE programming, it is due to a wizard that no one can see who lives in the WWE Universe and causes havoc in order to confuse the viewers.
Fan: But what about...
WWE Creative: Wizard!
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Post by brutuscheesecake on Aug 31, 2010 16:47:18 GMT -5
I think he's at his haase
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FinalGwen
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Particularly fond of muffins.
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Post by FinalGwen on Aug 31, 2010 16:59:18 GMT -5
He's been kidnapped by the GM, who wants to take out his predecessor for fear of being replaced. The lights didn't go out because of the Undertaker, after all.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Aug 31, 2010 17:31:14 GMT -5
I thought to myself "Yeah, I am kinda of surprised The Anvil hasn't shown up yet" Who?
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Bang Bang Bart
Ozymandius
The King of North America
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Post by Bang Bang Bart on Aug 31, 2010 17:33:24 GMT -5
(i had to do it) (Bret slides into a hidden panel under the ring) He's BRET! He's a semi-mobile Canadian man of action He's a grey-haired flatfoot who'll never flinch from a fray He's got more than just mad skills He's got a batman shirt And the ladies all swoon everytime they hear him say "Im the best there was, is, and ever will be" HE'S BRET! Bret the hitman! (vince: you can call him agent B) AGENT B! (Sorry, but i AM a Phineas and Ferb fanboy,,i just hope i didnt give vince an idea for big apple takedown 2) So Shawn retired to start an evil company? HBK Evil Incor-porated!HBK: CURSE YOU BRET THE HITMAN HART!!!!!!!
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Post by fortknox on Sept 14, 2010 11:56:18 GMT -5
Well it's been two weeks. So have we've heard anything from Bret?
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Sept 14, 2010 12:11:34 GMT -5
He and a large group of Vince McMahon's enemies formed an alliance and locked Vince McMahon inside the Pandorica under Stonehenge. At which point, they were swallowed up by the cracks in the universe and Bret suddenly never existed, only as a stone after image that now resides in the National Museum in London.
Will anyone get this, I wonder?
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Ian Austin
Don Corleone
All will be well
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Post by Ian Austin on Sept 14, 2010 12:40:06 GMT -5
*Q&A at fan convention* WWE fan: On the 900th episode of RAW, Bret Hart was supposed to face the Undertaker, the lights went out and he disappeared without explanation. What happened? WWE Creative: See, whenever something totally illogical or non sensical happens on WWE programming, it is due to a Russo that no one can see who lives in the WWE Universe and causes havoc in order to confuse the viewers. Fan: But what about... WWE Creative: Russo! Fixed
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foxy
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by foxy on Sept 14, 2010 12:44:52 GMT -5
He and a large group of Vince McMahon's enemies formed an alliance and locked Vince McMahon inside the Pandorica under Stonehenge. At which point, they were swallowed up by the cracks in the universe and Bret suddenly never existed, only as a stone after image that now resides in the National Museum in London. Will anyone get this, I wonder? Haha, fantastic, absolutely fantastic. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Ian Austin
Don Corleone
All will be well
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Post by Ian Austin on Sept 14, 2010 12:49:15 GMT -5
He and a large group of Vince McMahon's enemies formed an alliance and locked Vince McMahon inside the Pandorica under Stonehenge. At which point, they were swallowed up by the cracks in the universe and Bret suddenly never existed, only as a stone after image that now resides in the National Museum in London. Will anyone get this, I wonder? Haha, fantastic, absolutely fantastic. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) That explains Stone Cold Steve Austin...
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Hawk Hart
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sold his organs.
The Best There Is, the Best There Was, and the Best That There Ever Will Be
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Post by Hawk Hart on Sept 14, 2010 12:51:19 GMT -5
Do I really gotta be the asshole that says Kane used his "powers" to abduct Bret, burn his gear, give him a suit, and absorb his powers?
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Post by fortknox on Sept 14, 2010 12:51:32 GMT -5
Maybe Kane is like Superboy Prime and he was able to erase Bret from all of time.
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Post by "Gentleman" AJ Powell on Sept 14, 2010 12:54:49 GMT -5
I thought to myself "Yeah, I am kinda of surprised The Anvil hasn't shown up yet" Who? Yeah!
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Ginger Beer Man
Dennis Stamp
Jam Up Guy
The kids can call you HoJu!
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Post by Ginger Beer Man on Sept 14, 2010 12:58:11 GMT -5
He keeps speaking of being at the next MSG show, whenever that is.
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Post by craigdanbeaton on Sept 14, 2010 16:04:54 GMT -5
He and a large group of Vince McMahon's enemies formed an alliance and locked Vince McMahon inside the Pandorica under Stonehenge. At which point, they were swallowed up by the cracks in the universe and Bret suddenly never existed, only as a stone after image that now resides in the National Museum in London. Will anyone get this, I wonder? I now demand Bret gets a new gimmick as a Dalek, just him going around on a segway with a plunger in one hand, an egg whisk in the other muttering EXTERMINATE backstage.
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