Cole: "The email reads, and I quote: .."

[Deleted]

"..Greetings.. my name is Prince Agota Ndur, and my father requires your help to get his fortune safely out of Nigeria"

Seriously, just once, if one of the Raw GM mails were spam, I'd LOL. Wouldn't you?

[The Tank]

It would be even better than Vince McMahon getting Rick Roll'd during Million Dollar Mania.

[Mozenrath]

That would be great.

"Nexus, I know you're losing manpower with Skip out, but this says it can make one of your members larger!"

[Bang Bang Bart]

If the letter read, "The President has been kidnapped by Ninjas. Are you a bad enough dude to save the President, Mr. Cena?"

[theryno665]

"Would you like to add inches to your meaty...WHOA! This email isn't PG!"

[Chainsaw]

Aug 31, 2010 17:55:34 GMT -5 theryno665 said:

"Would you like to add inches to your meaty...WHOA! This email isn't PG!"

"OH MY! NOT THIS WAY!"

[mystikz]

"VINTAGE PENIS ENLARGEMENT PILLS!"

"VINTAGE SPAM!"

"VINTAGE EMAIL FROM HBK ABOUT THE NEXT FISHING TRIP"

[Ryback on a Pole!]

I'm shocked the WWE haven't done this yet tbh.

It just pretty much writes itself and would be guaranteed a good laugh.

[Mozenrath]

"The GM says bacon, eggs, milk- Oh, this is from the wife. Uhh, carry on guys."

[hassanchop]

"The GM says do not look at the screen in the next 10 seconds, if you do you will die in 7 days. If you want to live, send this message to 85 people yo know and tell them to send it to 85 people they know."

[Big L]

Aug 31, 2010 17:55:34 GMT -5 theryno665 said:

"Would you like to add inches to your meaty...WHOA! This email isn't PG!"

LOL

[Junkenstein]

Aug 31, 2010 19:46:34 GMT -5 hassanchop said:

"The GM says do not look at the screen in the next 10 seconds, if you do you will die in 7 days. If you want to live, send this message to 85 people yo know and tell them to send it to 85 people they know."

The longest weekly running episodic chain letter in history!

["Dashing" Dr.VonPhoenix]

Aug 31, 2010 17:48:17 GMT -5 @meanstreetposse said:

"..Greetings.. my name is Prince Agota Ndur, and my father requires your help to get his fortune safely out of Nigeria"

Seriously, just once, if one of the Raw GM mails were spam, I'd LOL. Wouldn't you?

I would never stop laughing and would have to be shot.

[nerdinitupagain]

Aug 31, 2010 17:49:19 GMT -5 The Tank said:

It would be even better than Vince McMahon getting Rick Roll'd during Million Dollar Mania.

Without a doubt one of the best moments ever on TV of any kind.

[darkharlequin]

I'd also like the audience to be taught to chant "well, duh!" when he announces he recieved an email from the GM. With the sound effect and the lights flickering we don't need you to tell us every freakin' time!

[Bearer is God]

"The GM says, and I quote, You are fired Michael Cole, you're not funny and nobody likes you."

[hughmorris]

"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

[Yami Daimao]

Aug 31, 2010 22:17:29 GMT -5 Bearer is God said:

"The GM says, and I quote, You are fired Michael Cole, you're not funny and nobody likes you."

[The F'N Captain]

The GM says and I quote... "FWD FWD FWD FWD OH MY GOD JESUS LOVES US HEAR THIS STORY ABOUT THIS NINE YEAR OLD GIRL BEATING CANCER... and Evan Bourne you have to fight Sheamus"

[Deleted]

Honestly, I'm embarrassed to say, I expected this post to be no-sold or, at best, presented with a courtesy chuckle.

You all have delivered

.. I especially like the way Crimson Cobra F'n Commander ties in the standard spam rhetoric with a match announcement.. imagine if Cole could work in VIAGRA CIALIS $3 with ".. and YOU, Sheamus, will face Evan Bourne in a Luftwaffe-on-a-pole match!"