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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 17:13:52 GMT -5
Wow, that match officially lasted all of one minute.
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 16, 2011 17:14:39 GMT -5
Match of the year. That was incredible.
Anybody got any slow motion replay on it?
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 16, 2011 17:16:29 GMT -5
There's a lesson in all this.
Don't do drugs.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 16, 2011 17:18:41 GMT -5
Lesson of the day, kids:
Listen to the good folks at DARE or Joe's gonna kill you.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 17:18:41 GMT -5
Hardy hits a inverted suplex on Joe, then drags him to the corner. Jeff climbs up for the Swanton but Joe qucikly gets up and crotches Hardy on the top rope. Joe hooks Hardy up and hits the Muscle Buster!
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JB: Here is your winner, Samoa Joe!
Tenay: Well Joe certainly looking worthy of a world title match on that showing.
West: But I'm sure joe will agree he has a long way to go.
Tenay: We'll be back with the conclusion of feast or Fired after this.
*Backstage, Nick and Matt Jackson are seated across from each other *
Matt, I know things have been bad for us these past few months, but I have finally come up with the solution to our problems, our brother is going to join us.
Really? I don’t think he is ready for primetime yet.
Well think again, because here is our brother, Morgan Jackson
*Matt Morgan walks into the frame *
Isn’t that Matt M
NO, I AM MORGAN JACKSON!
All right… Morgan.
Look at it this way, you get united with a long-lost family member and I get united with a “family” that has my back, win-win.
Fine.
Excellent. Now, The Jackson family has been reunited, the Jackson 3 will now be victorious.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jan 16, 2011 17:19:02 GMT -5
There's a lesson in all this. Don't do drugs. *RVD looks at his Feast or Fired case and then to a near by Mr. Anderson.*  |
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 16, 2011 17:21:01 GMT -5
There's a lesson in all this. Don't do drugs. *RVD looks at his Feast or Fired case and then to a near by Mr. Anderson.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 17:21:07 GMT -5
When we come back, JB is standing at the top of the ramp with Robbie E and Shark Boy. And welcome back to Feast or Fired 2011. As we just saw, Rob Van Dam has won himself an World Heavweight title shot and Curry man earned an X Divison title match. We now have two briefcases left and we know that inside those cases are a Tag title match and a pink slip. The question is whether it is Robbie E or Shark boy who will pay the ultimate price.JB stands between Shark Boy and Robbie E. Gentlemen, it is time to discover what your case contains. Either of you have a 50/50 chance of a Tag Team title match but equally you have a 50/50 chance of being fired. Robbie E, are you nervous?Nervous? I'm freaking shaking in my boots!..... JUST KIDDING! That title shot is obviously mine, because the world is mine! WCTNA can't lose "The Shore" just yet! If that last title shot is not in this beautiful case, there is an obvious conspiracy, bro. Shark Boy?Okay. Let's find out. Brooke, on the count of three you will open both cases.
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3!Brooke opens Shark Boy's case.  Brooke opens Robbie's case.  Haha! WOOOOO!!!WHAT THE (CENSORED)? THE (CENSORED)? But..... NO!!!!!Shark Boy congratulations, you have earned a Tag Team title match!Yeah, that's right! London Brawling, heed my warning! JKO and Shark Boy are comin' for those shiny gold belts!!Oh, Robbie E, I am so sorry. I'm afraid you are fired. All of us at WCTNA wish you well in your future endeavors.Listen bro, we can work something out! Anything you want, you can have it! What do you need? Your first kiss form a girl? Baseball cards? A date with the redhead chick you always blush over? Bail money?
Please, tell me what you need and I'll have it! For the love of everything that is hot and smoking, YOUR GOING TO MAKE ME MISS DAFFNEY"S CELEBRATION? UNCOOL! UNCOOL! THE NERD ALERT IS MAKING MY EARS RING!
Look, the point is, what did I do to deserve this? NOTHING, THAT"S WHAT! I FREAKING FIST PUMP AND JUMP FOR YOU IDIOTS EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE! And this is how you repay me? As the crowd boos in disrespect, you can clearly see guards sneak up into the ring. You know what? SCREW YOU WCTNA! SCREW YO-All of a sudden, the guards grab Robbie E! The crowd erupts into cheers, Robbie E kicking and screaming. He is thrown onto there shoulders, and the other superstars laugh like crazy. The crowd chants " Hey hey hey, good bye", as Robbie E is taken up the stage and to the back. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2011 17:22:06 GMT -5
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 16, 2011 17:22:44 GMT -5
Interesting.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 16, 2011 17:24:34 GMT -5
Don't say it Tank. Bad things will happen if you say it. Oh, I'm gonna say it. .....Robbie E got fired!!!!!!!!! WCTNA is doomed, people. DOOMED. |
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Post by MikeyMania on Jan 16, 2011 17:24:49 GMT -5
*RVD looks at his Feast or Fired case and then to a near by Mr. Anderson.*
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 16, 2011 17:25:55 GMT -5
(Cries Rivers)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 17:26:13 GMT -5
Backstage Sarita is carrying a bunch of balloons, while Winter is pushing a cake down the hall.
Hola folks! Tonight, it will be a very special night in the iMPACT Zone.
Dat’s right, luv!
You see, one of the Knockouts is sadly leaving us. But we couldn’t let her leave without a proper sendoff!
Sarita and Winter step through the curtain.
NA NA NA NA!!
NA NA NA NA!!!
HEY HEY HEY!
GOODBYE!!!
Tanight, we’re all here to say goodbye to a good friend. A woman -we think- who helped put the WCTNA Women’s davision on da map! Tanight, we bid a fond farewell t’Not-So-Awesome Kong!
The crowd boos as confetti rains down and Sarita enters the ring.
Kong, for over three years,you have trudged through the women’s division, leaving a wake of destruction and chaos in your path. So much destruction in fact, that they ran out of opponents for you. That, coupled with the cost of catering with both you AND Samoa Joe on the roster…
HAHAHAHA!!!
It was cheaper to just let you go. I tried to save your job, Kong, but your incompetence sealed your fate. Not even your newfound friend Maddy Drizzle could save your job for long. And tonight, your little temporary contract runs out.
Winter slides the cake into the ring.
So, to show you how much we’re gunna miss yew, we’re throwin’ you a go-away pahrty!
Look Kong! We even got you a cake!
Madison Rayne walks out.
Sarita, Winter, don’t you two have anything better to do? Any court days to prepare for? Any community service work to do?
Ah haha! Haha! Funny!
But you know what’s REALLY funny, Maddy? With Kong gone, you’re left all alone! And seeing as how easily we trashed you before…
Please. Anyone can win a fight when it’s two against one! But how about right here, right now, you and me Sarita, one-on-one?!
Oh you’d like that, wouldn’t you, chica? No dice. Ain’t happenin’. This is a celebration!
What, afraid to fight me when the odds are actually even?
Since you won‘t face me, I guess I‘ll just have to come down there and MAKE you face me!
Madison charges down the ramp and tackles Sarita to the mat! Winter clubs her from behind and beats her down to the mat. Sarita and Winter stomp Madison, then Winter pulls her up by the hair. Sarita orders Winter to slam Madison’s face into the cake, but Awesome Kong charges down to the ring for the save! Sarita and Winter roll to the outside.
Yah’re nut s’pposed t’be heyahre!
Kong helps Madison up, but Sarita and Winter attack the giant woman from behind! The two prepare to double suplex her on the cake, but…
Eric Bischoff comes out onto the stage.
Ladies! I am sick of the four of you being at eachother's throats. It's about time we settle this. So here's what we're gonna do. You are gonna get that cake out of the ring and we are gonna get a referee down here. And we are going to have a match. Winter, if that is your name, v Awesome Kong! And here's the kicker. If you win Kong, you get an extension on your temporary contract. If you lose, you are outta here! Now get me a referee!
Slick Johnson comes down as the ring is cleared and Winter and Kong go toe-to-toe.
Awesome Kong v Winter
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2011 17:26:29 GMT -5
What?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 16, 2011 17:27:19 GMT -5
Kong with an Implant Buster!
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Post by MikeyMania on Jan 16, 2011 17:31:35 GMT -5
Kong with a Vader bomb.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 16, 2011 17:32:27 GMT -5
Kong with a "I guess she's supposed to win" slam.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 17:42:12 GMT -5
Kong drives Winter into the corner as Sarita jumps on the apron. Madison pulls Sarita off but Sarita throws her into the ring steps. Slick Johnson is distracted to the point when Kong has to get right in his face about it. Winter charges biut Kong moves and she takes out the ref. Kong goes for the Awesome Bomb on Winter but Sarita takes advantage of Slick Johnson being out to grab a chair and nail Kong in the back with it. Sarita then smirks at Winter before sliding the cake back into the ring. Winter and Sarita go to smash Kong's face into the cake until Madison Rayne comes back and takes out Sarita. Winter tries to help Sarita but she ends up turning into a spinning backfist from Kong. Kong hooks Winter's arms. Implant Buster onto the cake! Madison revives Slick Johnson as Kong gets the pin.
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JB: Here is your winner, Awesome Kong!
Tenay: Kong has done it! She's earned an extension on her contract.
West: I'd call it a stay of execution if you ask me.
Sarita checks on Winter but ends up backing into Kong,. Sarita tries to escape but Kong grabs her by the hair. Awesome Bomb! Madison scoops up what remains of the cake and smooshes it in Sarita's face!
West: What was the point of that? It was unessesary humiliation.
Tenay: Unnessesary humiliation? After what that woman put Awesome kong through I'd say it's more than justified.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 16, 2011 17:45:49 GMT -5
JB: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the NEW WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, Jay Lethal!
Tenay: Jay Lethal became world champion for the first time in his life at Geneis and he's gotta to feel over the moon.
West: He earnt it but you can bet The Chosen will do anything to have the gold back amongst their ranks.
*Lethal enters the ring, belt in hand. He briefly takes in the chants on his name before asking for a microphone.*
Words... cannot describe, what this week has been to me. It feels like only yesterday I was sat in front of the TV watching Hulk Hogan in Madison Square Garden. Now here I am, only twenty five years old and I'm world champion. It's something I've worked a decade for but some say I'm still in my prime as it is. I mean, come on, I'm the third grand slam winner in WCTNA history, that's insane.
I do have to thank all those that have supported me over the years, whether it was my parents, the guys in the back or everyone who has ever watched one of my matches and cheered for me. I love this business and I can only imagine what is still to come. One thing I seem to have picked up along the way though is that it's one thing to win a title, it's another to keep it. Legends, Tag Team, X Division, they're all very nice but this right here is the big one. Jay Lethal is WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion and now he has to prove all the doubters wrong once again. Those that thing it was a fluke, that I'm too small.
I welcome the challenge. It can be Pope, it can be AJ, it can be Raven, I will take on anyone for this title, any place, any time.
Tenay: Well, this is a little unexpected.
West: I'm not surprised Kurt Angle would try and ruin someone's moment.
Tenay: I don't quite think that's it, partner.
*Kurt grabs a mic of his own after entering the ring.*
Jay, before we get ahead of ourselves here, let me make it clear I'm not out here to challenge you for a title match. After all, I'm still a little banged up from the matches with Beer Money and Pope. I just simply want to say congratulations on behalf of the Frontline and welcome to the world champions club.
*Kurt offers a hand shake which Jay accepts.*
That means a lot coming from the guy that many people say is the greatest wrestler in WCTNA. However, with no disrepect to you, you're not the current World Champion. I am and I will aim to be a long time to come as well.
I'd be offended if you thought any other way. As far as I'm concerned, the gold is away from The Chosen, let's keep it that way.
Hey man, the Frontline's stronger than ever. It took me far too long to get a hold of this belt, I'm not going to let it go easy.
West: Wait a second, things might just be about to get interesting.
Tenay: Rob Van Dam won the Feast or Fired briefcase for a world heavyweight championship shot but surely this is a little early to cash it in.
West: Wouldn't be the first time he's sped with a world title.
*RVD stays at the top of the ramp, mic in hand.*
Jay, buddy, congratulations. You're finally WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion. That's awesome. It's just that... I have a world title shot for any time up to one year and I feel it's only fair to put you on notice.
Rob, if you want it, come on down.
Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves here. The last time I had a briefcase like this, I had a clear idea of when I wanted to use it. However, I don't see WCTNA running reunion shows for a company that died back in 2001 so I guess that option goes out of the window. This time, I think I'm gonna hold onto it for a little longer so don't worry about tonight. Enjoy your victory. You don't have to worry about me coming after you at Against All Odds either. However, I'm not gonna lie to you. If you're in a weakened state somewhere down the road, I have no problems taking advantge if it means leaving with that title you have.
Fine by me. That's to be expected of Feast or Fired. Let me just offer you a little warning in return though. If you do try to use that briefcase on me, it will not end well for you.
Tenay: The world champion determined to hold onto the gold as long as possible.
West: I guess we'll just have to wait and see about that.
Tenay: When we come back, Angle v The Pope in our iMPACT main event.
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