Brainbustaaah!
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Jan 23, 2011 16:37:49 GMT -5
*sees lack of the Nash/Red promo*
...CAGEKIIIIING!
Oh, and Wolfe with a Jawbreaker lariat.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 23, 2011 16:38:57 GMT -5
Wolfie hits a Jawbreaker Lariat, knocking Shannon's mohawk into the fourth row.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 23, 2011 16:42:46 GMT -5
Wolfe drives Neal into the corner and sets him on the top rope. Magnus takes out Moore and Wolfe hits the Tower of London!
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JB: Here are your winnners, London Underground!
Tenay: Underground get the win and that moves them one step closer to a tag title shot. West: Yeah, Wolfe and Mag Daddy are rolling!
Brooke Adams backstage with Mr. Anderson, tonight he geos one on one with Hernandez, So, Mr. Anderson, your thoughts on tonight's match?
Anderson looks quizically at Brooke.
You're not Christy, who the hell are you?
I'm Brooke Adams.
Seriously?
*sigh*
Dammit, and I had all this material prepared to make fun of Christy for being a dirty skank, and she's not even professional enough to be here to take it.
Although she's probably off somewhere else taking it, ZING!
Oh, I kid that filthy trollop, but I don't even know you, I don't know how slutty you are, I have nothing to riff on, my improv classes didn't prepare me for this.
You know what, you should just go, leave the mic.
But I . . .
Leave. The. Mic.
Brooke hands Anderson the mic and leaves.
Anyway, Hernandez, man, I got no beef with you, but frankly, hombre, you're standing between me and Sting, so I'm just going to have to go ahead and put you out of my way, so tell you what, if you want to just go ahead and forfeit so I can get on with my business, that's fine with me, if not, then I'll just have to come down there with Naitch and demonstrate on you exactly what I'm going to do to Sting.
It's up to you, ese, but I wouldn't be planning any fiestas anytime soon, because I'm about to beat you like a pinata.
Anderson pauses.
You know what, guy, that was a little uncool, resorting to the sterotypical remarks about your heritage, I'm just flustered without Christy here.
So I apologize.
About the remarks, not about beating the crap out of you, that's just going to be fun.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 23, 2011 16:46:31 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Houston, Texas, weighing 285 pounds, Hernandez!
JB: And his opponent, representing The Chosen, from Green Bay, Wisconson, weighing 243 pounds, Mr Anderson!
Mr Anderson v Hernandez 3 votes 10 minutes
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Jonathan Michaels
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The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 23, 2011 16:47:36 GMT -5
Anderson with a Stinger Splash.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 23, 2011 16:47:53 GMT -5
Mr. Kennedy with a roundhouse kick.
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lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 23, 2011 16:48:49 GMT -5
Anderson nails Hernandez with a punch, breaking two fingers.
.... I don't care if the joke is old.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 23, 2011 16:49:41 GMT -5
Anderson with the Scorpion Deathlock
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jan 23, 2011 16:51:33 GMT -5
So, I think I've managed to capture Anderson's voice in my promos, but do you think I should tone him down a little bit?
I don't want to be too offensive.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 23, 2011 16:53:29 GMT -5
So, I think I've managed to capture Anderson's voice in my promos, but do you think I should tone him down a little bit? I don't want to be too offensive. Heel Mr. Anderson. *reads again* You're not being offensive enough! Seriously, it's fine the way it is.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 23, 2011 16:54:38 GMT -5
I don't want to be too offensive. He's a heel. I don't think you can be too offensive. I always thought heel Anderson/Kennedy was supposed to be like a insult comic anyway.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 23, 2011 16:57:46 GMT -5
Anderson blocks a suplex and hits the Mic Check!
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JB: Here is your winner, Mr Anderson!
Tenay: Anderson brushing past Hernandez as he sets his sights on Sting and the Legends title. West: On that displkay I wouldn't be surprised aif Anderson takes the title from Sting.
*Stevie Richards is in the locker room sitting on a bench as he stares at the camera*
RVD, it's been awhile, you're a great competitor and I can't wait to make my grand return against you tonight...you know what, I can't do this.
*Richards gets up*
I'm trying to put on my game face and I'm trying to act like I'm confident but it's really the opposite. RVD you've been on a roll and me? I've been absent and when I do show up for a match I either lose or it doesn't show up on TV.
*Richards looks to continue but someone out of view of the camera come in.*
What...what do you want?!
*The camera fades before we find out who it is.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 23, 2011 17:00:11 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Battle Creek, Michigan, weighing 237 pounds, Rob Van Dam!
JB: And his opponent...
*JB waits but nothing happens. Then...*
*Stevie Richards dances down the aisle wearing tie-dye*
West: What in the world?!
JB: From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing 215 pounds, Stevie Richards!
Tenay: Well a different looking Stevie Richards certainly but he faces a tough test tonight. West: RVD will want the win here as he has his sights set on cashing in that Feast or Fired briefcase.
Stevie Richards v RVD 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Jan 23, 2011 17:02:14 GMT -5
Stevie with a move he stole from Disco Inferno.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2011 17:02:37 GMT -5
*sees lack of the Nash/Red promo* ...CAGEKIIIIING! Oh, and Wolfe with a Jawbreaker lariat. Dude, I thought you were sending it
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Post by The Tank on Jan 23, 2011 17:08:35 GMT -5
*sees lack of the Nash/Red promo* ...CAGEKIIIIING! Oh, and Wolfe with a Jawbreaker lariat. Dude, I thought you were sending it And that, kids, is why you don't rely on the other guy to send it when you do a promo.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 23, 2011 17:12:29 GMT -5
Van Dam take Richards down and goes for a flying kick but he ends up jumping into Stevie Kick!
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JB: Here is your winner, Stevie Richards!
*Richards stands in the ring and then Disco Inferno plays again. This time Dude Love comes down the ramp to huge cheers from the crowd.*
OWWW! It feels great to be back! See just like my buddy Richie here Cactus Jack just wasn't getting the job done on his own. So that's where I, the hippest cat in the land, Dude Love, comes in! So listen up all you boys in the back, because Dude Love and his pal Richie are making a comeback! OWWWW, HAVE MERCY!
*Disco Inferno plays again as Love raises Richards hands and the crowd cheers the men.*
Tenay: I don't believe it! West: Dude Love in WCTNA!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2011 17:13:04 GMT -5
Nobody asked u tank Besides, I already feel like crap as is. Bad enough I'm doin this all by phone but crap. Sorry BB
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Post by The Tank on Jan 23, 2011 17:13:22 GMT -5
How are we not getting sued?!?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 23, 2011 17:15:25 GMT -5
Backstage, London Brawling are polishing their WCTNA Tag Team Championship belts.
Well Rob, we took care of the Motor City Machine Guns at Genesis. So what’s next?
Well, I suppose we should probably turn our attention to a new team. Perhaps one that just recently formed. One that happens to also be from London.
Ah yes. London Underground. The hot young tandem of Desmond Wolfe and Brutus Magnus. I have to say, it’s sad to see how far Brutus has fallen since losing the WCTNA World Championship.
And it get’s even sadder when you realize that we used to work for the guy.
Brutus, Desmond. Don’t think that because you copied our name that you can copy our success. There may be two teams from London, but there can be only one London Brawling.
We may not know who our next challengers will be, but if it is you guys, you can be sure we won’t be taking you lightly. We fought our asses off to win these belts, we’re not about to drop them without a fight.
Is that so?
JKO walks into the room.
You boys are here talking about London Underground like their the next threat to your belts. Well I’ve got news for you. They’re not the only team gunning for those belts. Me and my boy Sharky are ready to take the tag team division by storm. And just in case you forgot, Sharky’s got a contract that guarantees us a shot at the gold whenever we want it.
So it doesn’t matter if the Champions are London Brawling, or London Underground, or London Bridge, or whatever. Whoever has those belts when we decide to come claim them…
You better have eyes in the back of your heads. Because you never know.
Are you through?
I must say, that was very impressive. For a moment, I actually forgot that all that was being said by Orlando Jordan.
See OJ, or JKO, or JKLMNOP, or whatever your name is. The only problem with all of that is that nobody takes you seriously! I mean, really? You and the grown man who dresses like a shark are going to dominate something? Please. Don’t make me laugh.
Your aquatic chum may have gotten a lucky break when he won that briefcase, but if you actually think that means you have a chance of beating anybody, you are sadly mistaken.
Seriously. In fact, who have you beaten since teaming up? Oh that’s right, nobody.
Really? You don’t think we can be taken seriously? Well then. I suggest you guys watch our match against Team 3D.
And know this. We are going to make you eat those words. No matter what it takes.
JKO exits, leaving London Brawling to go back to polishing the belts as we go to commercial.
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