lodirulz
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 23, 2011 18:05:24 GMT -5
As I looked at my window, dark and weary, My wife shoveling show, what a deary. My next sight almost made me pee: For Raven hit Kazarian with a DDT.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2011 18:07:56 GMT -5
Damn...
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Post by The Tank on Jan 23, 2011 18:09:00 GMT -5
Ah, stop it. It was close.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 23, 2011 18:09:55 GMT -5
Kazarian goes for the Wave to the Furture but Raven counters out and hits the Raven Effect!
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JB: Here is your winner, Rav...
AJ sprints down to the ring and goes right after Raven. AJ jumps on Raven and start hammering away on him. The ref pulls AJ off and Raven takes the opportunity to escape from the ring and exit through the crowd.
West: AJ Styles getting him some of Raven. Tenay: Raven leaving to fight another day but the issue here is far from over.
Madison Rayne and Awesome Kong are backstage.
Yes! You got the contract extension last week! You’re back!
Only temporarily, I’m afraid. Bischoff said it will only last for another sixty days.
But that means we still have time! We can find a way to make that contract permanent!
Actually, I already thought of a way.
Yeah?
Well, remember that I never received a Women’s Tag Team Title rematch due to that bitch Sarita?
Yeah?
And you never got a rematch because Alissa had to retire…
Right?
Well, don’t you think that means we should be granted a title shot based on principal?
Madison smiles.
Kong? I like the way you think. We should talk to Mr. Bischoff ASAP!
Madison and Kong high five as we fade out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 23, 2011 18:12:07 GMT -5
Tara is backstage with Brooke Adams.
Tara, as we learned earlier, you have to face both members of the Beautiful People in a handicap as ordered by Eric Bischoff. With you having nothing at all to gain from this match, how do you approach this match?
It is true. I have nothing to gain but everything to lose. I could get an injury for no reason whatsoever. This puts me in a difficult spot. I could let one of the Beautiful People beat me, then they would go onto top beat Daffney. That would leave me free to challenge for the Women's title again. But there's a problem I have with that. As much as Daffney doesn't desevere to be champion, the Beautiful People deserve it even less. Unlike Angelina and Velvet, I didn't get where I am by laying down for anyone. So the odds may be against me. But I am gonna to give Angelina and Velvet what I always give them. A fight.
Wah wah wah...
Sarita and Winter walk into frame.
Wah. Poor Tara.
You know something chica, you're not the only one with problems around here. Some of us were humiliated on national television last week! Some of us nearly drowned in cake!
It wahsn't pleasant, luv.
Well from what I saw, you did deserve that. What goes around, comes around.
"What goes around comes around!" Please.
Listen, Grandma! We don't need your patronizing. We're big girls. We don't need some fossil telling us to mind our manners or treat others with kindness. So why don't you just take your walker and move along, so that the younger, prettier women can have their share of the spotlight?
Yeah, I get it. I'm a few years older than you. But that just means I have the benefit of experience. You can't handle the fact that for all your gloating and posturing, you aren't the queen bee around here. For everything Daffney says and does, she is right about one thing. When she says she is going to do something, she does it. The fact is Sarita, you are all talk.
Ahll tahlk?! Sahritah's ahll tahlk?! Whaht about yew, luv?
Good point. Weren't you going to help "Dr. Stevie" cure Daffney? Weren't you going to prevent Taylor from going down the same path as Daffney? How did either one of those work out for you?
Don't you dare throw that in my face! I'm warning you, don't push me. I have a very bad side to me. You don't want to see it. Trust me.
Uh-oh! Sahritah, she hahs a bahd side!
Sarita moves back and forth, staring intently at Tara.
...Which side? They both look pretty bad to me.
Um... Da left?
Sarita moves to the left, then back to the right.
Hmm...
Nope, still no difference.
Maybe she meant front and bahck?
Sarita looks at Tara's front, then moves behind her.
Aha! There we go!
Whaht?!
Her front is the bad side.
How cahn yew tell?
Because she has that ugly growth right in the middle of her head!
Uh Sahritah? Dat's her face.
I KNOW!!!
Sarita and Winter burst out laughing. Tara then slaps Sarita across the face.
I am warning you. The last thing you want to do is get me angry.
Tara leaves as Winter checks on Sarita.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 23, 2011 18:15:30 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is a handicap match scheduled for one fall. If the Beautiful People win, whichever one of them gets the fall will become the #1 contender to the WCTNA Women's Championship!
JB: Introducing first, the team of Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, The Beautiful People!
JB: And their opponent, from Los Angeles, California, Tara!
Handicap Match The Beautiful People v Tara Tara needs 4 votes to win The Beautiful People need 3 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Jan 23, 2011 18:17:06 GMT -5
Angelina Love with a Boob Slam.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 23, 2011 18:21:30 GMT -5
Tara with a side kick
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 23, 2011 18:29:38 GMT -5
Angelina suplexs Tara. Velvet then tags herself in. Angelina argues with Velvet until Tara comes up and and shoves Angelina into Velvet. Tara then hits the Widow's Peak on Angelina! But before she can cover, Velvet runs in and hits the Skyliner!
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JB: Here are your winners, the Beautiful People!
West: Velvet got the pin so I guess that means she's challenging for the title. Tenay: That can't sit well with Angelina.
Velvet celebrates as Angelina looks on in dismay. Velvet offers Angelina her hand but Angelina just leaves the ring. Velvet folls Angelina up the ramp as Tara gets to her feet. She is then attacked by Sarita.
Tenay: What the hell is this now?
Sarita beats Tara down and hits the La Reinara. Winter then comes in and lifts Tara up so Sarita can slap her across the face.
West: Sarita dishing out payback for that insult from earlier. Tenay: Insult? She was running her mouth until Tara shut her up.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 23, 2011 18:31:07 GMT -5
*The Jackson Three are backstage *
Gentlemen, tonight we have secured our first match under the brotherly banner. Tonight we face the team of AJ Styles, Eric Young, and Samoa Joe, a team of champions.
Mostly, X-Division.
Exactly, they are united by the spirit of competition, along with the mitigating factors of the
Why do you encourage him?
*Nick Jackson shrugs *
This leads to the unity of provided by a common enemy. We have a much deeper unity born of our…
Morgan, we haven’t been a team for years, or even months, we’ve been working together for about a week. What you mean to say is that we know how to operate as teammates, while the three of them of fantastic singles wrestlers, we are a tag team and a singles wrestler who has been used as a bodyguard in the past. We know how to use each other for the best.
Look, why don’t we just call the three of them out for not being us, put ourselves on an unnecessary pedestal for being us, and call it a promo while we’re a head.
Or we could call it a promo now.
Or we could call it a promo now.
Let’s call it a promo now.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 23, 2011 18:33:22 GMT -5
Hamada is seen backstage with Brooke Adams.
Hamada, last week you interrupted what many called "The Consummation of Victory", viciously attacking Taylor Wilde. Now, Taylor isn't here tonight because of those actions, but word is that Daffney was said to be furious.
Good.
Good? Hamada, not a lot of people want to get on Daffney's bad side-
Which is why I like it there.
You see, for over a year Daffney has succeeded in psychological warfare. She's attacked the mind, played with people's emotions like a puppet master. And for the longest time, it worked. Because no matter what people did, they couldn't find Daffney's weakness. They were stumped while Daffney attacked them time and time again.
But when she and Taylor became a couple, she painted the biggest target on herself. She allowed herself to have a weakness, a vulnerability that could be hurt at any given moment. All it would take would be the right person, with the right motivation, to exploit that weakness. To do to Daffney what she's done to so many others.
And really, who better than me to do that? Who else would be justified in attacking Taylor for what she's done to me? As much as Daffney likes playing games, Taylor played one similar on me, pretending to be my friend. Pretending to be a confidant, pretending to be someone that would be there for me. When Taylor left, when she was exposed for the liar that she was, I swore I would have my revenge on her. I swore that no matter what, she would pay for her crimes. Compared to what I have in mind, last week was nothing Brooke. Taylor won't be able to hide from me much longer, and when I have her to myself, she's going to regre-
Daffney suddenly cracks Hamada in the back with a kendo stick. As Hamada reels, Daffney gives her another shot to the ribs. Then finally Daffney knocks Hamada down with a shot to the head.
To say that I'm angry would be kind of an understatement. So if I was you, I'd run.
Brooke takes Daffney's advice and takes off.
Now then.
Daffney straddles Hamada, placing the kendo stick across her neck and kneeling directly on it.
Listen to me very carefully. You hurt the only person, THE ONLY PERSON, that I care about. And for that you'll have to be punished. You see you may act like unstoppable force, destroying women for fun. But anyone can do that. Anyone can drop someone on their head and injury and maim. if you truly let yourself go, you'd realise there's far more to it than that. There are a lot of ways to attack someone. Blood that spills. Bones that break. But to really attack someone, to break them without laying a finger on them, that is truly an art.
No, no. You see everybody has a weak point. Everybody. It's just a matter of exploiting it. I mean look at you. You're angry because Taylor betrayed you. But when all this is over you will learn a valuable lesson, Ayako. You can't trust anyone. Ever. Sooner or later all these "normal" people, they'll turn on you. They'll betray you. Because that is what they do. It's human nature. To expect anything else, now THAT is crazy.
For what it's worth, Taylor made me promise to go easy on you. So a word of warning. Your only warning. Leave Taylor and I alone. Or bad things will happen. Understand? Good.
Daffney gets up and walks away as Hamada begins coughing violently, her eyes focused on Daffney as she walks away.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 23, 2011 18:36:49 GMT -5
JB: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Matt, Mick and Morgan, The Jackson Three!
JB: Their opponents, first, from the Isle of Samoa, weighing 280 pounds, "The Samoan Submission Machine" Samoa Joe!
JB: His partners, first, representing The Frontline, from Nashville, Tennesse, he is the WCTNA X Division Champion, Eric Young!
JB: And from Gainsville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles!
AJ Styles, Eric Young and Samoa Joe v The Jackson Three 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Jan 23, 2011 18:38:52 GMT -5
Joe whips Matt Jackson into his corner and hits the CCS Enzugiri (That one he does in the corner. Didn't know it had a name until now.), then tags in Eric Young, who heads to the center of the ring and charges, spearing Jackson back into the corner.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 23, 2011 18:51:27 GMT -5
Joe with a Muscle Buster
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 23, 2011 18:52:58 GMT -5
Nick and Matt go to whip Joe into the rope but Joe comes off with a double clothesline. Joe tags AJ and is then taken out by Morgan. Nick and Matt rools to the outside, Young diaves over the top rope to take them both out. AJ ducks a boot and then hits Pele to Morgan. AJ then hits the Styles Clash!
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JB: Here are your winners, AJ Styles...
Suddenly Raven enters with a steel chair and whcack AJ in the back. Raven follows up with a Raven Effect onto the chair!
West: You were right, this is far from over. Tenay: You have to wonder what that sick mind of Raven has planned for AJ Styles next.
Raven does his armstreched pase over AJ as the show goes off the air.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 23, 2011 18:56:22 GMT -5
Next week requests.
Pope wants a match. Joe doesn't.
You already got my other request.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 23, 2011 18:58:22 GMT -5
Thanks to those of you who promoed and voted. Matches signed for next week:
Eric Young v Raven WCTNA World Tag Team Championship #1 contenders match: Team 3D v London Underground
Matches added to Against All Odds:
WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship Jay Lethal v D'Angelo Dinero
WCTNA Legends Championship Sting v Mr Anderson
WCTNA Women's Championship Daffney v Velvet Sky
WCTNA Women's Tag Team Champiosnhip Leather n Lace v Awesome Kong and Madison Rayne
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jan 23, 2011 18:58:30 GMT -5
Curry Man challenges Petey Williams and Amazing Red to a triple threat match.
EDIT: Mag Daddy's already in competition, so forget my earlier request.
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lodirulz
Hank Scorpio
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Post by lodirulz on Jan 23, 2011 18:58:48 GMT -5
The PM I left for you gives my requests.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jan 24, 2011 0:37:37 GMT -5
Okay, one thing. Since Sunday at 9 is apparently when Being Human is on (yeah, thanks for telling me BBC!) iMPACT will be pushed back an hour until further notice.
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