Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Mar 31, 2011 22:37:24 GMT -5
So I guess I have a few things to talk about here tonight. First things first, I apologize for what happened to Lodi, I made a split second reaction to him running at me and I threw him over the top rope. He landed wrong, I did not purposely throw him on his head. Last time I checked that marquee says wrestling, not ballet. Injuries happen, accidents happen, that's life gentlemen. Trying to blame me for a freak accident is foolish on your part.
Now, onto Cageking. Look buddy, happy you beat Grave, because I was really looking forward to going through you.What disappoints me is that you felt the need to join up with The Pantheon. Sadly you proved everything I thought about you true. You don't deserve to hold the Inter-Forum title Cageking. Back in the day that belt was held by two of the most respected guys in the history of this company with Above Average and M.O.P. And now you hold that. I don't respect you Cageking, you could have been your own man, but you took the easy way out, now I have to take what you hold most dear away from you. I will be IF champion after our next PPV, bank on that.
Finally next week I team with Stryker and Naitch to take on the Pantheon and personally I don't know what the hell is going to happen. All I know is that with some of the best individuals together as a team we should destroy you guys, if we don't destroy ourselves first.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2011 23:43:40 GMT -5
So let me get this straight Bergman.....I'm not respected because I chose to ally myself with the most powerful men in this company right now? Wow, you really are as stupid as you look.
Now, I can understand that what happened to Lodi was an accident, and even though the rest of my friends will not believe you, I do. With that said though, you can't expect me to believe that all my accomplishments are simply going to be overshadowed because I joined Pantheon?
Bergman, you know sometimes in life, to be the best, you have to make friends with the best. Blood, Stone, Colt.....They are the best. We are the evolution of this company, and if you think its going to be that simple to steal my title, then you have another thing coming. I will avenge Lodi, and more importantly....I will keep my title.
Bergman.....You are just gonna find out, like Jeremy did, that as of now, this is my time, and by the end of it all....You really are gonna need a doctor.
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Jazzman
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Post by Jazzman on Apr 1, 2011 0:18:57 GMT -5
So let me get this straight Bergman.....I'm not respected because I chose to ally myself with the most powerful men in this company right now? Wow, you really are as stupid as you look.
Now, I can understand that what happened to Lodi was an accident, and even though the rest of my friends will not believe you, I do. With that said though, you can't expect me to believe that all my accomplishments are simply going to be overshadowed because I joined Pantheon?
Bergman, you know sometimes in life, to be the best, you have to make friends with the best. Blood, Stone, Colt.....They are the best. We are the evolution of this company, and if you think its going to be that simple to steal my title, then you have another thing coming. I will avenge Lodi, and more importantly....I will keep my title.
Bergman.....You are just gonna find out, like Jeremy did, that as of now, this is my time, and by the end of it all....You really are gonna need a doctor. No Cageking, you don't get it. You've been warped by those boys in the Pantheon so how about I drop some knowledge on you that I think you can appreciate.
You see, Beethoven wrote the 3rd symphony of his career Eroica and was set to dedicate it to Napoleon, believing he was the one true visionary the world could be proud of, but after he crowned himself emperor Beethoven in a fit of rage rededicate the symphony to "The Memory of a Great Man"
What you did Cageking was take the easy way out. You could have been your own man, a solitary individual ready to take a stand against all comers and now, you sold out to the silver tongued WWCF champion Colt and his division of brainwashed men. Let me guess, they told you that you could live as a legend forever as a member of The Pantheon, but I will tell you this, even gods can fall Cageking, but one thing is for certain... Pride Never Dies
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Apr 1, 2011 3:48:51 GMT -5
So Whitey, Inc. featuring Cageking takes on three losers next week. Fine, although I wasn't asked.
Seth, how many more of top teams does Whitey, Inc. have to defeat? You should have learned what we are capable of already. I am sick and tired of the politics holding me down.
Lastly, I would like to welcome Bryan Alexander back to the warm embrace of Whitey, Inc. He knows where the power lies, and he also likes money. So for anybody else that needs a career boost, Whitey, Inc is always hiring.
Also, I bought a strip club, and employees get unlimited table dances.
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Post by The Sam on Apr 2, 2011 0:58:33 GMT -5
So once again I have been bumped from the WWCF PPV? You know at first I was angry but then I remembered, only stupid people get angry, and ever since I returned from space I have become smarter by the second. And then I realised that WWCF is afraid of me. They are afrdi to show someone with a very high IQ on their programming. And it appears Niteraw is no exception. Big things are being planned, and when it happens you and the WWCF will not deny me.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 2, 2011 17:05:31 GMT -5
Caleb Fourchon, Yes, I WAS the Dread *Spits* Pirate Mulliugan.....And yes, I did kinda throw you into a kiddie pool full of Aligators....but that isn't me now. I'm a Better Man now, a saner man, and I'm certainly not so petty as to beat a man up simply for taking my hat.....again.
Caleb, Friend, Colleague......I mean you no harm or disrespect and wish you all the best.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Apr 4, 2011 16:41:31 GMT -5
Join Whitey, Inc. and become successful!!
We feature: Full medical/dental 401(k) The highest wages available Strippers! For free!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 5, 2011 22:08:58 GMT -5
Jonathan has his shirt over his nose as he sprays a can of Lysol on his lawn chair, he throws the can on a large pile of empty cans.
Oh, hello, just cleaning up.
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Post by The Sam on Apr 7, 2011 5:43:35 GMT -5
And again, I am being held back by the adle minded morons of WWCF. I'm a man with a 160 IQ and I can't even get a match on Niteraw? How will my plans succeed without an opportunity to showcase it? But no matter, instead of waiting for WWCF officials to give me the opportunity, i'm going to take it and grasp it until the last breath. I challenge any one of the neanderthals trudging around the locker room to a match on Niteraw. I don't care who. But anyone who wants the opportunity as much as I do better speak up or forever hold their peace.
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Post by "The Natural" Jeremy Grave on Apr 7, 2011 8:30:23 GMT -5
Apparently, even if I win tonight, noone has any plans for me next week, ehhh. You can count me in for a decent challenge any day.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Apr 7, 2011 15:22:59 GMT -5
So let me get this straight, Ryan Blood. You're so certain that, by beating me, that you could have eliminated Descent in the Thunderdome, seeing as I've beaten Descent in the past. And I'm assuming that my loss to your opponent next week, BoilerRoomBrawler, only helps to prove the point in your mind.
Just one problem, Blood. Just because I got a chair kicked into my face does not mean that Brawler had it easy against me or that, if you were to dare face me again, that you'd have the same luck against me.
And, as far as WrestleCrapocalypse is concerned, if Descent is unable to make the Thunderdome, that means that there is a free space for whoever wants it, and Blood, you know damn well that there will be a lot of people wanting that spot. And that includes yours truly. I don't care what or who I have to go through to get it. I set my mind and heart on something, more often than not, Blood, I DO IT.
Meaning next week, I will face anyone, and I do mean anyone, from The Gigolo, Tyfo, and Whitey Fats to Cageking, Evil M, and even Colt. Think I won't hold my ground against the very best, Blood? Think again, muchacho.
After next week... watch out.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 7, 2011 15:31:20 GMT -5
So let me get this straight, Ryan Blood. You're so certain that, by beating me, that you could have eliminated Descent in the Thunderdome, seeing as I've beaten Descent in the past. And I'm assuming that my loss to your opponent next week, BoilerRoomBrawler, only helps to prove the point in your mind.
Just one problem, Blood. Just because I got a chair kicked into my face does not mean that Brawler had it easy against me or that, if you were to dare face me again, that you'd have the same luck against me.
And, as far as WrestleCrapocalypse is concerned, if Descent is unable to make the Thunderdome, that means that there is a free space for whoever wants it, and Blood, you know damn well that there will be a lot of people wanting that spot. And that includes yours truly. I don't care what or who I have to go through to get it. I set my mind and heart on something, more often than not, Blood, I DO IT.
Meaning next week, I will face anyone, and I do mean anyone, from The Gigolo, Tyfo, and Whitey Fats to Cageking, Evil M, and even Colt. Think I won't hold my ground against the very best, Blood? Think again, muchacho.
After next week... watch out. Gus, I extend to you an offer. This will only come once in your lifetime.....
Next Week.....If neither of us are busy, I give you the glorious honor of a match with......Moi! *Sha-Heen!*
I, Perfection Personified, Brian Alexander permit you to gaze upon the glorious specimin that is me! *Poses* Allow you to even be touched by my perfect hands and even allow your......*Shudders*......blood.....to drip on my immaculate frame!
And Richlen my dear boy......When you lie battered and bloodied thanks to Bad Attitude......your septum shattered and your lungs struggling to fill with precous air......you can recouperate in the hospital....and when you press that morphine button and you drift to glorious slumber.....you can smile knowing that you were beaten by someone so......wonderful as me.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Apr 7, 2011 16:00:42 GMT -5
So let me get this straight, Ryan Blood. You're so certain that, by beating me, that you could have eliminated Descent in the Thunderdome, seeing as I've beaten Descent in the past. And I'm assuming that my loss to your opponent next week, BoilerRoomBrawler, only helps to prove the point in your mind.
Just one problem, Blood. Just because I got a chair kicked into my face does not mean that Brawler had it easy against me or that, if you were to dare face me again, that you'd have the same luck against me.
And, as far as WrestleCrapocalypse is concerned, if Descent is unable to make the Thunderdome, that means that there is a free space for whoever wants it, and Blood, you know damn well that there will be a lot of people wanting that spot. And that includes yours truly. I don't care what or who I have to go through to get it. I set my mind and heart on something, more often than not, Blood, I DO IT.
Meaning next week, I will face anyone, and I do mean anyone, from The Gigolo, Tyfo, and Whitey Fats to Cageking, Evil M, and even Colt. Think I won't hold my ground against the very best, Blood? Think again, muchacho.
After next week... watch out. Gus, I extend to you an offer. This will only come once in your lifetime.....
Next Week.....If neither of us are busy, I give you the glorious honor of a match with......Moi! *Sha-Heen!*
I, Perfection Personified, Brian Alexander permit you to gaze upon the glorious specimin that is me! *Poses* Allow you to even be touched by my perfect hands and even allow your......*Shudders*......blood.....to drip on my immaculate frame!
And Richlen my dear boy......When you lie battered and bloodied thanks to Bad Attitude......your septum shattered and your lungs struggling to fill with precous air......you can recouperate in the hospital....and when you press that morphine button and you drift to glorious slumber.....you can smile knowing that you were beaten by someone so......wonderful as me. Well, Biff, I never turn down a challenge, even when the saner part of me suggests otherwise. But I would like to give you fair warning.
I know you'll cringe considerably when I bring this up, but the first time the two of us were in the ring, it was at King of Wrestlecrap, with a number one contender's spot on the line. You and I got rid of our fair share of talent, but at the end of the day, there were just two left. Us. And were it not for outside interference, Biff, the eventual Champion of Honor would have been none other than Gus Richlen.
Let me also mention WarGames. Forget for a sec that Cageking turned traitor on Team Jackson and instead look at what I went through. I was in the match almost from the very get-go, and I brought my crew very close to punching five tickets to Thunderdome, no matter how bloody I got or how much damage my body took.
Or at the Muppet Theater. Blood and Stone came extremely close to falling in their efforts to take the tag titles from Naitch and myself, and again, I was bloodied and battered like nobody's buisness. Were it not for Ryan Blood playing possum, he and Johnny Stone would not be walking into the Thunderdome as champs.
The Machine Shop will be open next week, and as you step inside, know full well, muchacho, that you are stepping into the ring with someone who hates being thought of as an underdog. I've held my own against former World Champions, and against someone like you, I don't and won't back down a googolth of an inch.
Next week, you're going to be taking a ride on the Nightmare Express, and it's final destination is your Final Judgment.
And that...
is a promise.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Apr 7, 2011 16:05:11 GMT -5
Well, well, well, looks like there's room for one more in ThunderDome.
That's good news for me, and bad news for M.
M, trust me when I say that I will stop at nothing to get that final spot, because all I can do right now is imagine all the horrible things I'm going to do to you in that Dome.
So you had better hope someone else gets lucky and takes that last spot, because if I get in there, you'll definitely need your mask back.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Apr 7, 2011 16:13:24 GMT -5
Well, well, well, looks like there's room for one more in ThunderDome.
That's good news for me, and bad news for M.
M, trust me when I say that I will stop at nothing to get that final spot, because all I can do right now is imagine all the horrible things I'm going to do to you in that Dome.
So you had better hope someone else gets lucky and takes that last spot, because if I get in there, you'll definitely need your mask back. Well, Michaels, there'll be a lot more than just the two of us who'll want in. But heck, good luck to us or whoever gets that spot, right?
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 7, 2011 16:30:10 GMT -5
Gus, I extend to you an offer. This will only come once in your lifetime.....
Next Week.....If neither of us are busy, I give you the glorious honor of a match with......Moi! *Sha-Heen!*
I, Perfection Personified, Brian Alexander permit you to gaze upon the glorious specimin that is me! *Poses* Allow you to even be touched by my perfect hands and even allow your......*Shudders*......blood.....to drip on my immaculate frame!
And Richlen my dear boy......When you lie battered and bloodied thanks to Bad Attitude......your septum shattered and your lungs struggling to fill with precous air......you can recouperate in the hospital....and when you press that morphine button and you drift to glorious slumber.....you can smile knowing that you were beaten by someone so......wonderful as me. Well, Biff, I never turn down a challenge, even when the saner part of me suggests otherwise. But I would like to give you fair warning.
I know you'll cringe considerably when I bring this up, but the first time the two of us were in the ring, it was at King of Wrestlecrap, with a number one contender's spot on the line. You and I got rid of our fair share of talent, but at the end of the day, there were just two left. Us. And were it not for outside interference, Biff, the eventual Champion of Honor would have been none other than Gus Richlen.
Let me also mention WarGames. Forget for a sec that Cageking turned traitor on Team Jackson and instead look at what I went through. I was in the match almost from the very get-go, and I brought my crew very close to punching five tickets to Thunderdome, no matter how bloody I got or how much damage my body took.
Or at the Muppet Theater. Blood and Stone came extremely close to falling in their efforts to take the tag titles from Naitch and myself, and again, I was bloodied and battered like nobody's buisness. Were it not for Ryan Blood playing possum, he and Johnny Stone would not be walking into the Thunderdome as champs.
The Machine Shop will be open next week, and as you step inside, know full well, muchacho, that you are stepping into the ring with someone who hates being thought of as an underdog. I've held my own against former World Champions, and against someone like you, I don't and won't back down a googolth of an inch.
Next week, you're going to be taking a ride on the Nightmare Express, and it's final destination is your Final Judgment.
And that...
is a promise. Well, Butthead.....
No.....*Takes a Deep Breath to Compose himself*....stay in your good place Brian.....don't go to the dark place yet.....he doesn't know.
Gus Richlen, "Xtreme Machine"......Full Time Superstar and Clefairy Enthusiast.......but there's one thing I am that you're not....
Perfect...devoid of flaw, immaculate in design and execution. I've decimated two LEGENDS in this company and I've got the Backing of the Richest man in the WWCF......and yet.....I feel incomplete.
I'll See you next NiteRaw Richlen, but I'll be frank with you....There's one man in the WWCF I need to see....I may not be that silly *Cringes at the Thought* pirate anymore.....but I still have one name left on my List for Vengeance.
Only they can stop me.....only they can quell my rage.....If they even realize that they can.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Apr 7, 2011 16:57:46 GMT -5
Well, Biff, I never turn down a challenge, even when the saner part of me suggests otherwise. But I would like to give you fair warning.
I know you'll cringe considerably when I bring this up, but the first time the two of us were in the ring, it was at King of Wrestlecrap, with a number one contender's spot on the line. You and I got rid of our fair share of talent, but at the end of the day, there were just two left. Us. And were it not for outside interference, Biff, the eventual Champion of Honor would have been none other than Gus Richlen.
Let me also mention WarGames. Forget for a sec that Cageking turned traitor on Team Jackson and instead look at what I went through. I was in the match almost from the very get-go, and I brought my crew very close to punching five tickets to Thunderdome, no matter how bloody I got or how much damage my body took.
Or at the Muppet Theater. Blood and Stone came extremely close to falling in their efforts to take the tag titles from Naitch and myself, and again, I was bloodied and battered like nobody's buisness. Were it not for Ryan Blood playing possum, he and Johnny Stone would not be walking into the Thunderdome as champs.
The Machine Shop will be open next week, and as you step inside, know full well, muchacho, that you are stepping into the ring with someone who hates being thought of as an underdog. I've held my own against former World Champions, and against someone like you, I don't and won't back down a googolth of an inch.
Next week, you're going to be taking a ride on the Nightmare Express, and it's final destination is your Final Judgment.
And that...
is a promise. Well, Butthead.....
No.....*Takes a Deep Breath to Compose himself*....stay in your good place Brian.....don't go to the dark place yet.....he doesn't know.
Gus Richlen, "Xtreme Machine"......Full Time Superstar and Clefairy Enthusiast.......but there's one thing I am that you're not....
Perfect...devoid of flaw, immaculate in design and execution. I've decimated two LEGENDS in this company and I've got the Backing of the Richest man in the WWCF......and yet.....I feel incomplete.
I'll See you next NiteRaw Richlen, but I'll be frank with you....There's one man in the WWCF I need to see....I may not be that silly *Cringes at the Thought* pirate anymore.....but I still have one name left on my List for Vengeance.
Only they can stop me.....only they can quell my rage.....If they even realize that they can. And yet I fail to see how the backing of Whitey Fats is supposed to make you superior to me. Granted, I haven't been around as long as you have, but even I realize that there are some things money cannot buy, and a victory is one of them.
Quite honestly, I really don't know who this person is you're referring to and I don't care. Your focus had better be solely on me, because otherwise the consequences are not good, muchacho.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 7, 2011 18:06:02 GMT -5
Ricky, dude...stop trying to compensate for your lack of verticality by acting like you're such a badass and take some time off. Seriously. I admit, kicking that steel chair wasn't a nice thing to do to my foot; I nailed it with just the heel like all good superkickers do and it still hurt!
But during this last week as I've healed up, every time I've stepped on it wrong, put too much weight on it, the first thing I did was wince...but then I smiled, Ricky. I smiled ear to ear. And you wanna know why?
Because as bad as my foot might've been, I knew that your skull was that much worse! And we saw the effects tonight in your match against BRB. Why, for a while there I thought that you would be the one to lose his memory or start waddling around the ring like a duck or whatever!
*Blood laughs*
The brain is a delicate instrument, Richlen. Every time you take a blow to the head, that might be the one that does it in. Maybe that makes us all crazy for stepping into the ring every week to get dropped on our heads, but you know what's even crazier? Stepping right back into not just the ring, but a cage...competing against not one, but five other opponents...and having one of those opponents be the guy who caused you to suffer a debilitating head injury! And what's beyond crazy, what's absolutely insane, is you doing this without giving yourself time to get back to 100%, is you taxing yourself week after week in a WWCF ring!
So Richlen, for your own good, stay away from competition for the next little while. People have known the name Leeroy Jenkins for years. Richlen, don't be like Leeroy Jenkins. Don't rush in too early only to get slaughtered.
I mean, don't get me wrong, I like that I hurt you as bad as I did. I'm PROUD of it! But if you step into the Thunderdome with me, if you make me hurt you so bad that you never come back from it...well, that's something that might actually make me feel guilty.
But hey, maybe Bertram Alexander will take that decision out of your hands.
*A voice whispers to Blood from off-camera*
Wait, it's "Bryan"? Really? That doctor of his always called him Bertram back when he was still the scourge of the high seas.
Well, B.A., whatever the B stands for, maybe you can make the Xtreme Machine there realize that several of his gears are grinding together and he's on the verge of exploding into a billion little itty bitty pieces of shrapnel if he isn't turned off and repaired between now and WrestleCrApocalypse.
But I've wasted enough time responding to a guy who, now that I think of it, really doesn't warrant the attention. All of this talking has made me thirsty, so I'm heading to the water fountain, and when I come back I'll have some words for my opponent next week: The Boiler Room Brawler....
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 7, 2011 18:35:04 GMT -5
*Blood burps*
Excuse me, that was the sound of Ryan Blood being satisfied with his hydration level after consuming some nice, refreshing, ice-cold agua.
Now, Boiler Room Brawler. I hope that you understand the words that I'm saying to you right now, man, because when I was watching you take on Richlen I started to get worried that your brain was too screwed up for you to know what galaxy you lived in! I worried that I wouldn't get to face the BRB I wanted to. It looked like you were having a relapse. But I'll give you credit, BRB: despite your low-budget horse substitute, you got the win tonight. Grats.
You want to know something, BRB? Back when The Pantheon was looking at the WWCF roster, we were thinking about who would be worthy to join us. We ended up going with LodiRulz, but before we made the decision to approach him I threw your name out there. I saw what you did against Jackson, BRB. I was impressed. I wondered if you deserved a place next to me, next to Colt, next to Stone, as a GOD in the WWCF.
The reason we finally went with Lodi was because you were just too unpredictable, BRB! You had good matches and bad, matches where you looked fearsome as f*** followed by other matches where you looked like a joke. We didn't know if we could count on you.
You can rest assured, BRB, that Ryan Blood will not be underestimating you next week. "King Arthur BRB" isn't who I most wanted to face, but at this point I'll take it, in no small part because your delusions don't seem to be interfering with your ability to compete for once.
Since you're in Holy Grail mode, allow me to speak to you in your language.
What is my name? Ryan Blood.
What is my quest? To become the WWCF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? Pretty damned fast. Try catching either an African OR European swallow when they're not carrying anything. You can't do it. They're speedy little bastards. That has nothing to do with our match next week as far as I know, but there have to be three questions.
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Post by The Sam on Apr 7, 2011 21:17:38 GMT -5
Apparently, even if I win tonight, noone has any plans for me next week, ehhh. You can count me in for a decent challenge any day. Excellent, you will not regret this decision sir.
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