Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Apr 7, 2011 22:05:03 GMT -5
Ricky, dude...stop trying to compensate for your lack of verticality by acting like you're such a badass and take some time off. Seriously. I admit, kicking that steel chair wasn't a nice thing to do to my foot; I nailed it with just the heel like all good superkickers do and it still hurt!
But during this last week as I've healed up, every time I've stepped on it wrong, put too much weight on it, the first thing I did was wince...but then I smiled, Ricky. I smiled ear to ear. And you wanna know why?
Because as bad as my foot might've been, I knew that your skull was that much worse! And we saw the effects tonight in your match against BRB. Why, for a while there I thought that you would be the one to lose his memory or start waddling around the ring like a duck or whatever!*Blood laughs* The brain is a delicate instrument, Richlen. Every time you take a blow to the head, that might be the one that does it in. Maybe that makes us all crazy for stepping into the ring every week to get dropped on our heads, but you know what's even crazier? Stepping right back into not just the ring, but a cage...competing against not one, but five other opponents...and having one of those opponents be the guy who caused you to suffer a debilitating head injury! And what's beyond crazy, what's absolutely insane, is you doing this without giving yourself time to get back to 100%, is you taxing yourself week after week in a WWCF ring!
So Richlen, for your own good, stay away from competition for the next little while. People have known the name Leeroy Jenkins for years. Richlen, don't be like Leeroy Jenkins. Don't rush in too early only to get slaughtered.
I mean, don't get me wrong, I like that I hurt you as bad as I did. I'm PROUD of it! But if you step into the Thunderdome with me, if you make me hurt you so bad that you never come back from it...well, that's something that might actually make me feel guilty.
But hey, maybe Bertram Alexander will take that decision out of your hands.*A voice whispers to Blood from off-camera* Wait, it's "Bryan"? Really? That doctor of his always called him Bertram back when he was still the scourge of the high seas.
Well, B.A., whatever the B stands for, maybe you can make the Xtreme Machine there realize that several of his gears are grinding together and he's on the verge of exploding into a billion little itty bitty pieces of shrapnel if he isn't turned off and repaired between now and WrestleCrApocalypse.
But I've wasted enough time responding to a guy who, now that I think of it, really doesn't warrant the attention. All of this talking has made me thirsty, so I'm heading to the water fountain, and when I come back I'll have some words for my opponent next week: The Boiler Room Brawler.... Newsflash, buddyboy: I ain't goin' nowhere. See, apparantly, I have to take a rain check on the match with Biff, because guess what? Yours truly is in a Four Way match against three of the very damn best in this company for the spot that Descent vacated in the Thunderdome. And that means the odds of the Pantheon leaving WrestleCrapocalypse with the WWCF Championship just took a turn for the worst.
Jonathan Michaels, I realize how much this match, this opportunity to get into the Thunderdome, truly means to you. Because I have heard and seen much of your past with Evil M, and I know that you would do damn near anything to get your hands on him again. And I know that alongside that chance for revenge lies that gleaming opportunity for gold. But I would like to remind you that that opportunity is one that I also seek. I admire you, Michaels, but admiration will not stand in the way of determination.
Jeremy Grave, I cannot help but feel sorry for you, in a way. You were the one who was the first victim of Cageking's betrayal at WarGames, and then, after all the work you did to try to get your revenge, you still fell short. I cannot blame you for wanting to gain some measure of revenge against him by getting the chance that he deprived us of at WarGames. But remember, he didn't just cost you your opportunity, he also robbed Naitch and myself.
Which brings me to you, Naitch.
Naitch, I gotta admit. The last couple of months have been one strange as hell ride, muchacho. From opponents at King of Wrestlecrap to teammates at WarGames to tag team champions to former tag team champions. We've been through a lot, man. And next week, we'll be through something else. Make no mistake about it, Naitch, I have as much respect for you as I do for Grave and Michaels and the man we represented at WarGames, "Damn Right" Jackson. And I have as much respect for you now as I did the first time we faced off, if not more.
But there is just one problem. There can only be one winner next week, and thus there can only be one person who takes the final spot in the Thunderdome, and thus there can only be one person who can summit the highest peak.
Naitch, Grave, Michaels, you know that there is very little that would alter my respect for you and all that you have done and will, in the future, do. But there is only one chance to get into the Thunderdome AND I WANT IT.
So when push comes to shove, I will not hold back. I must not hold back. I CANNOT HOLD BACK.
Next week, the Machine Shop is once again open for buisness, but this time, I intend to begin work on the greatest project I have yet worked on. Next week, the Pantheon will know that there is nothing that they or anyone else can do to stop the Rise Of The Machine.
Next week, the road to WrestleCrapocalypse, the road to Thunderdome, leads to the Final Judgement.
And that, my friends...
is a promise.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 8, 2011 0:47:50 GMT -5
When I signed on to Whitey Inc. I was expecting hardship......I was expecting it to be a hard row to hoe....The man at the top of the list knows what I mean....
What I DIDN'T expect was for him to put members of Whity Inc in actual DANGER. Caleb and I've never been "good friends".....but Dammit.....He took one bad bump last week courtesy of some New Meat, now Little Naitch and Stryker (Obviously jealous of being bloodied by....MOI *Sha-Heen*!) have taken the Cajun Crippler out of action for the forseeable future.
I, Brian Alexander, will not stand for it anymore....Because of the careless actions of Naitch and Stryker.....I'm going to file a formal complaint with the man in Charge.
As for Bergman.....I know you're a decent...honorable man.....and of course your name shall not be mentioned in the complaint.....to think you associate with such....ruffians...it's downright unseemly.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 8, 2011 13:48:05 GMT -5
When I signed on to Whitey Inc. I was expecting hardship......I was expecting it to be a hard row to hoe....The man at the top of the list knows what I mean....
What I DIDN'T expect was for him to put members of Whity Inc in actual DANGER. Caleb and I've never been "good friends".....but Dammit.....He took one bad bump last week courtesy of some New Meat, now Little Naitch and Stryker (Obviously jealous of being bloodied by....MOI *Sha-Heen*!) have taken the Cajun Crippler out of action for the forseeable future.
I, Brian Alexander, will not stand for it anymore....Because of the careless actions of Naitch and Stryker.....I'm going to file a formal complaint with the man in Charge.
As for Bergman.....I know you're a decent...honorable man.....and of course your name shall not be mentioned in the complaint.....to think you associate with such....ruffians...it's downright unseemly. Seth: Complaint noted..........but denied. It was an accident and accidents happen all the time.
Now if you excuse me, I have better things to do like next week, I am going to have a man to man conversation with the World Heavyweight Champion Colt.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Apr 8, 2011 16:06:32 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room*
BRB holds a coconut in one hand, and his pipe wrench in the other.
BRB: I know what everyone thinks: BRB is completely bonkers. He needs to hang up the boots and put away the pipe wrench, but I'm going nowhere. I've been to the electric chair twice in my career, I've had amnesia, and now I have Multiple Personality Disorder. But I was never sane to begin with!
Gus Richlen, you stood a chance of beating me with my little coconut kuhniggit act, but a medicated BRB is a competent BRB.
But now the Pantheon is knocking on my door... Ryan Blood, you want to get ready for "Damn Right" Jackson by going through me, BRB? Allow me to illustrate: This is your brain.
BRB gestures with the coconut.
BRB: And this will be your brain on BRB!
BRB sets the coconut down on a chair, then swings his pipe wrench down on it, cracking it asunder and bending the steel chair out of shape.
BRB: Come this Monday, Blood, you'll be the coconut. If there's one thing that you don't do around me, BRB, it's giving me something to obsessively hate.
No win will be enough for you to stop me, and no loss will be enough to drive me off.
You're about to start something, and it's only a matter of time before I finish it, with my big, massive pipe wrench!
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Post by thegigolo on Apr 8, 2011 16:20:30 GMT -5
*The gigolo is lying on one of those lounge chairs outside, a random woman giving him a shoulder massage.*
Yes, yes, ladies, it's me. With the break the promoters have been giving me, i've been having to please my female fans all across the globe outside of the ring. I've been watching the matches, I can say that I would put the "excitement" back into watching most of these, if I were in them. It seems the promoters have...gone limp, on giving me a rematch as I shouldn't have lost. I WILL get my win back, I will work more....stiff than I am when I'm...at work.
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Post by Square on Apr 8, 2011 16:30:44 GMT -5
*The gigolo is lying on one of those lounge chairs outside, a random woman giving him a shoulder massage.* Yes, yes, ladies, it's me. With the break the promoters have been giving me, i've been having to please my female fans all across the globe outside of the ring. I've been watching the matches, I can say that I would put the "excitement" back into watching most of these, if I were in them. It seems the promoters have...gone limp, on giving me a rematch as I shouldn't have lost. I WILL get my win back, I will work more....stiff than I am when I'm...at work. OOC: choose a colour for yourself, it helps to stand out
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Apr 8, 2011 16:47:11 GMT -5
When I signed on to Whitey Inc. I was expecting hardship......I was expecting it to be a hard row to hoe....The man at the top of the list knows what I mean....
What I DIDN'T expect was for him to put members of Whity Inc in actual DANGER. Caleb and I've never been "good friends".....but Dammit.....He took one bad bump last week courtesy of some New Meat, now Little Naitch and Stryker (Obviously jealous of being bloodied by....MOI *Sha-Heen*!) have taken the Cajun Crippler out of action for the forseeable future.
I, Brian Alexander, will not stand for it anymore....Because of the careless actions of Naitch and Stryker.....I'm going to file a formal complaint with the man in Charge.
As for Bergman.....I know you're a decent...honorable man.....and of course your name shall not be mentioned in the complaint.....to think you associate with such....ruffians...it's downright unseemly. Seth: Complaint noted..........but denied. It was an accident and accidents happen all the time.
Now if you excuse me, I have better things to do like next week, I am going to have a man to man conversation with the World Heavyweight Champion Colt.
Of course it was denied. You never give Whitey, Inc a fair shot
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 8, 2011 19:09:48 GMT -5
Seth: Complaint noted..........but denied. It was an accident and accidents happen all the time.
Now if you excuse me, I have better things to do like next week, I am going to have a man to man conversation with the World Heavyweight Champion Colt.
Of course it was denied. You never give Whitey, Inc a fair shot You're the idiot who attacked me......knowing full well the consequences.
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Post by General Adam on Apr 8, 2011 22:46:55 GMT -5
Wind up monkey: Assuming control.
Next week we will finally have a worthy opponent. StrykerDarkSilence has never faced us before, but we will make sure that he will never want to face us again. Be ready Stryker and be alert. For if you are not, we will shatter your mind.
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 9, 2011 4:10:42 GMT -5
HAVE YOU EVER GIVEN ANY THOUGH OF THE FATE YOU'VE CHOSEN By Colt
Jeremy, you're a good kid with a bright future. You could've had me a few times, I'm not going to lie. However be careful when you cross the White Knight, the man who defines history...
I'm going to keep this short and sweet, next week... Everything changes. The WWCF will never be the same...
Choose your side. Choose your fate!
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Apr 9, 2011 8:56:42 GMT -5
Of course it was denied. You never give Whitey, Inc a fair shot You're the idiot who attacked me......knowing full well the consequences. You stepped in my direction in a threatening manner. I was just defending myself
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 9, 2011 9:43:49 GMT -5
*We see Seth Drakin in his office.*
Seth: Due to the man not making appearances to contractually obligated events, I have suspended Descent until further notice. That means that there is a spot open for the Thunderdome. Tonight, I have arranged for four gentlemen to compete and the winner will be the newest addition to the Thunderdome main event which is for the World Heavyweight Championship.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 9, 2011 10:39:10 GMT -5
Hey, BRB's back!
Awesome.
But BRB, something confuses me. How have we given you something to obsessively hate? This challenge is nothing personal, Brawler. I just want to test myself in singles competition against one of the very best in this fed. You should be honored!
I have something to show you, BRB. You may have forgotten this, but perhaps you'll remember after I press play...
*Blood walks over to a nearby TV, which is currently showing the latest from the Middle East...*
Bo-ring...
*Blood jabs a button on the remote he's holding. The picture changes to one of Blood cutting a promo on DR Jackson back in January of 2011. Blood unmutes it and...*
*Blood switches off the tv*
See what I mean, BRB? I've always been in your corner, whether you've known it or not. Now, maybe you don't want my approval or respect, but until you do something to lose it, you've got it.
I admit, I found it hard to respect you when you weren't the guy you are now. It was REALLY difficult to respect you, for instance, when you were impersonating...
*A look of disgusted distaste contorts Blood's face*
...Jonathan Michaels...but now the old you, the real you, the you that it was impossible not to take seriously, the you that I wanted with the Pantheon instead of against them, is back.
This is you at your best.
Stay on your meds, BRB, for your sake and for mine, because I want to face you at your best. And if you decide that you want to take the big massive pipe wrench to this coconut right here...
*Blood knocks on his noggin*
...well, much as I might respect you when you're like this, BRB, I advise you not to miss when you swing at me. Because if you do, then I'll escalate things to the same level and I just might wind up inflicting TWO serious head injuries on my opponents in two weeks. BRB, I'd hate to be the one who was responsible for scrambling your brains again just when they finally seem to be back in working order...but it's your choice.
It's your choice whether or not you want to be a friend of the Pantheon, an enemy, or neither.
If you want to be an enemy, you're making a big mistake. Because BRB, you can't win against deities, and those of us in the Pantheon are a bunch of vengeful motherf***ers, know what I mean?
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Apr 9, 2011 10:54:25 GMT -5
*We see Seth Drakin in his office.* Seth: Due to the man not making appearances to contractually obligated events, I have suspended Descent until further notice. That means that there is a spot open for the Thunderdome. Tonight, I have arranged for four gentlemen to compete and the winner will be the newest addition to the Thunderdome main event which is for the World Heavyweight Championship.
And the Wrestling Messiah didn't get a spot to compete, although I haven't been pinned in months. I demand what is mine, or you will find out what an attack really is
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Apr 9, 2011 11:03:27 GMT -5
*We see Seth Drakin in his office.* Seth: Due to the man not making appearances to contractually obligated events, I have suspended Descent until further notice. That means that there is a spot open for the Thunderdome. Tonight, I have arranged for four gentlemen to compete and the winner will be the newest addition to the Thunderdome main event which is for the World Heavyweight Championship.
And the Wrestling Messiah didn't get a spot to compete, although I haven't been pinned in months. I demand what is mine, or you will find out what an attack really is You haven't been pinned in months because you haven't competed in months. Grave, Naitch, Michaels and myself, on the other hand, have gone through a whole lot in the past couple of months just to get in this match, including WarGames, no-DQ matches, and sealed cages. Had you done something lately to earn a spot, perhaps Mr. Drakin would have given it to you, but you haven't, so you don't get one. I am taking the CEO's side in this matter.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 9, 2011 11:03:33 GMT -5
*We see Seth Drakin in his office.* Seth: Due to the man not making appearances to contractually obligated events, I have suspended Descent until further notice. That means that there is a spot open for the Thunderdome. Tonight, I have arranged for four gentlemen to compete and the winner will be the newest addition to the Thunderdome main event which is for the World Heavyweight Championship.
And the Wrestling Messiah didn't get a spot to compete, although I haven't been pinned in months. I demand what is mine, or you will find out what an attack really is And you will find out what consequences really are......
Oh and as for your Interforums Title rematch, I will consider giving you an opportunity after Bergman gets his.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Apr 9, 2011 11:11:02 GMT -5
And the Wrestling Messiah didn't get a spot to compete, although I haven't been pinned in months. I demand what is mine, or you will find out what an attack really is You haven't been pinned in months because you haven't competed in months. Grave, Naitch, Michaels and myself, on the other hand, have gone through a whole lot in the past couple of months just to get in this match, including WarGames, no-DQ matches, and sealed cages. Had you done something lately to earn a spot, perhaps Mr. Drakin would have given it to you, but you haven't, so you don't get one. I am taking the CEO's side in this matter. This is why I don't get what I have earn. WIth your sycophant-like ways, Seth gives you everything you want so he can get his boots polished.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Apr 9, 2011 11:12:17 GMT -5
And the Wrestling Messiah didn't get a spot to compete, although I haven't been pinned in months. I demand what is mine, or you will find out what an attack really is And you will find out what consequences really are......
Oh and as for your Interforums Title rematch, I will consider giving you an opportunity after Bergman gets his. You can't do anything to me. I'm "Handsome" Whitey Fats. And I better get it, or I will finally be at the end of my patience
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Apr 9, 2011 11:23:14 GMT -5
You haven't been pinned in months because you haven't competed in months. Grave, Naitch, Michaels and myself, on the other hand, have gone through a whole lot in the past couple of months just to get in this match, including WarGames, no-DQ matches, and sealed cages. Had you done something lately to earn a spot, perhaps Mr. Drakin would have given it to you, but you haven't, so you don't get one. I am taking the CEO's side in this matter. This is why I don't get what I have earn. WIth your sycophant-like ways, Seth gives you everything you want so he can get his boots polished. Naitch, Grave, and I were in WarGames. Had Cageking not stabbed us in the back, we'd already be set up for the Thunderdome, instead of having to face each other and Michaels for Descent's old spot.
Naitch and I were the ones who ended the long reign of Blood and Stone atop the tag division. Were it not for a superkick into a chair into my face, the Pantheon would be short two belts.
I've had my share of battles against the Pantheon, speaking of them. I damn near went through hell against Descent. I've had to fight my ass off in every match I've been in. I don't need to chuck cash in someone's direction to get what I want. I go in the ring and TAKE it.
THAT, Whitey Fats, is the Code of the Machine. THAT is what Gus Richlen does every time the bell rings. THAT is why people learn quickly that I am the last person that ANYONE wants to take lightly. And THAT is why I'm part of the Fatal Four Way.
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Post by Square on Apr 9, 2011 12:05:39 GMT -5
OOC:...I was in Wargames too!
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