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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Apr 17, 2011 10:15:00 GMT -5
Yeah he's do dominant that if you were to bust him open the hard way , he'd cry like a teenage girl with a zit on prom night. "OH MY PRETTY FACE. OH MY PRETTY CUTE LITTLE FACE. LOOK AT HOW MUCH OF A PANSY I AM."
Pretty boy needs to learn how to wrestle before I wrap a chair around his head and break that little face of his into a million tiny fragmented pieces. I'll big boot him in the face so hard , they'll be calling him jigsawface for the rest of his life.
You know that sound when you shake a piggy bank full of coins? That's what BA's face will sound like after he wrestles me.
Who the hell are you? Well aren't you quite the promo masters. Three words ? Really? Just three ? Maybe you should spen less time shoving donuts down your fat disgusting throat and practice saying more then three words in a promo. You make jumpin jeff farmer look like Jake Roberts.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 17, 2011 12:36:35 GMT -5
If I may interject here.
Ryan Blood, I've seen your work. You and your partner Johnny Stone are a force to be reckon with. I know that you two are the holders of the WWCF Tag Team titles. That's fine and dandy, but you have mis-spoken. You act as if you've known me all your life. No, you don't know me. You'll never know me.
My rivalry with Evil M was one for the ages. We took off years off our own careers going at each other. Sure, you may have seen it transpire and you may have seen the fights that we had, but you nor anyone else besides he and I will never know the true and unbridled animosity we shared amongst ourselves. I have been on the receiving end of many beat downs, attacks, weapon shots, and countless other assaults because of him. We went to Hell, back, and then back to Hell again.
The reason that I seem to minimize you is because you haven't experienced what I experienced. I've been here for only 2 years and already had my career almost ended by many people here in the WWCF. I've seen what you're capable of. And yes, it's quite impressive, but to be a true challenger to anything, you have to pay your dues. And believe me, my dues have been paid in full and then some. So while I do accept your challenge, I won't respect you until you earn it from me. Otherwise, you just have a big head.
Go back and see my rivalry with Amigo in which he humiliates me and beats me till I bleed. Take a look at my match with The Hardcore Icon Johnathan Michaels in which I am speared off of a 2 Story high truck through tables below. You think I should treat you as any bigger than those? You are only a BLIP on the radar compared to what I've been through! I've literally have salt poured on my wounds. I have already sustained 3 concussions. I have had to grow up in an environment without any parents. I've had to live with insects. Bugs. Rodents. Pests.
What are you? One half of the WWCF Tag Team Champions. I have NO gold. But you know what I do have?...respect. I've rightfully earned my respect from the fans sitting in those seats and from the athletes standing in that locker room. You may have a belt, but you don't have any respect from me. Until I you earn it, I won't treat you like anything!
We have a match next Niteraw. Show me that you are capable of making something out of nothing. Turning dirt into gold. Proving everyone wrong like I have. Do all that...and my respect is yours. I've already proven my critics wrong, Sparks. And I'd rather have the meteoric rise I did than spend a long time "paying my dues".
I could tell you why you should respect me, sure, but I'd much rather show you firsthand, in the ring. So I'll see you there on Monday, Sparks. Prepare yourself as best you can.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Apr 17, 2011 18:23:25 GMT -5
Well aren't you quite the promo masters. Three words ? Really? Just three ? Maybe you should spen less time shoving donuts down your fat disgusting throat and practice saying more then three words in a promo. You make jumpin jeff farmer look like Jake Roberts.
Well counting isn't your strong point, I see. And you might best ask around about the Wrestling Messiah. I've bought and sold better men than you. So perhaps you best run along, and allow your elder and betters to tend to grown-up business, You are dismissed
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Post by lodirulz on Apr 17, 2011 20:13:02 GMT -5
There is beauty in the darkness, in the blackness of the night; In its velvety embrace you can sense the awesome might, It covers and protects as a mother's loving arms If you only but surrender to its soft enticing charms.
There is unity in darkness which the light can pull apart-- With its lines of demarcation it can break a human heart. So let the darkness nurture, let it weave its magic spell As it softly covers over all the things that light might tell.
There is silence in the darkness, so profound, so rich, so full That the wonders it engenders soon exert their vital pull. From this womb-like place of birthing can come forth what life is needing; One can enter it in joy as life's journey keeps proceeding.
Yes, there's birthing in the darkness as all seedlings search for light; Soon will atoms, neutrons, electrons in the nucleus start their flight. Then with swirling, twirling action does a genesis begin, As new life forms rise in glory from dark mother earth's within.
It's my life, under my Rulz.
Soon.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Apr 17, 2011 20:57:26 GMT -5
Well aren't you quite the promo masters. Three words ? Really? Just three ? Maybe you should spen less time shoving donuts down your fat disgusting throat and practice saying more then three words in a promo. You make jumpin jeff farmer look like Jake Roberts.
Well counting isn't your strong point, I see. And you might best ask around about the Wrestling Messiah. I've bought and sold better men than you. So perhaps you best run along, and allow your elder and betters to tend to grown-up business, You are dismissed Hahahahaha. Big words coming from anted dibiase rip off. Seriously , you're lucky you have all that money , Whitey. Other wise you wouldn't be able to afford a crane to lift you out of your bedroom and a flatbed to drive you to the arena. Seriously you make Teri Runnel's bust look small and flat. What are you about a 44DD? I'd ask how ted felt about you taking his gimmick , but you probably ate him.
How'd you's make all your money by the way , playing Jabba the hutt in star wars? Maaasooo Kadddaaaa Ratooooooo Loooogoooo! Eh , Whitey?
Now why don't you got shove some more cake down your triple chinned face and let the actual athletes talk for themselves.
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Post by "The Natural" Jeremy Grave on Apr 19, 2011 8:04:38 GMT -5
I'm the number one contender. The single person making a stand against the Pantheon. Some would say being locked in a cage with those four is impossible odds.
Impossible... is NOTHING.
2 weeks, and the White Knight will be slain.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 19, 2011 13:21:57 GMT -5
OOC: I think it's actually one week.
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Post by "The Natural" Jeremy Grave on Apr 19, 2011 14:15:17 GMT -5
(I'm promoing as if I'm talking straight after the match, so thie next show would be 1 week away, and the PPV would be 2)
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 19, 2011 17:44:05 GMT -5
OOC: Ah okay.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 19, 2011 20:38:42 GMT -5
Well counting isn't your strong point, I see. And you might best ask around about the Wrestling Messiah. I've bought and sold better men than you. So perhaps you best run along, and allow your elder and betters to tend to grown-up business, You are dismissed Hahahahaha. Big words coming from anted dibiase rip off. Seriously , you're lucky you have all that money , Whitey. Other wise you wouldn't be able to afford a crane to lift you out of your bedroom and a flatbed to drive you to the arena. Seriously you make Teri Runnel's bust look small and flat. What are you about a 44DD? I'd ask how Ted felt about you taking his gimmick , but you probably ate him.
How'd you's make all your money by the way , playing Jabba the Hutt in star wars? Maaasooo Kadddaaaa Ratooooooo Loooogoooo! Eh , Whitey?
Now why don't you got shove some more cake down your triple chinned face and let the actual athletes talk for themselves. I'm gong to have to re-iterate my employer's question.....Who in the bluest of blue Hells are you?
Lou Garou? Really......A bad werewolf pun? That's what you're going with........Ok......Your loss then.
I'm gonna level with you Lou, I got no "Real" beef with you. Unfortunately you've attracted the attentions of my boss, you've insulted him and scoffed at his fortunes.
Therein lies the problem.....You see Mr. Garou, my Lycanthropic, Misanthropic compatriot, I'm employed as a "Problem Solver" for Mr. Fats. Since you have made yourself a problem, Mr. Fats will pay me quite handsomely to.......remove you. I take no personal pleasure in doing so beyond the satisfaction of a job well done.
I certainly hope that you understand sir, It's just business.
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Post by ihuntthereforiam on Apr 20, 2011 8:42:36 GMT -5
Hahahahaha. Big words coming from anted dibiase rip off. Seriously , you're lucky you have all that money , Whitey. Other wise you wouldn't be able to afford a crane to lift you out of your bedroom and a flatbed to drive you to the arena. Seriously you make Teri Runnel's bust look small and flat. What are you about a 44DD? I'd ask how Ted felt about you taking his gimmick , but you probably ate him.
How'd you's make all your money by the way , playing Jabba the Hutt in star wars? Maaasooo Kadddaaaa Ratooooooo Loooogoooo! Eh , Whitey?
Now why don't you got shove some more cake down your triple chinned face and let the actual athletes talk for themselves. I'm gong to have to re-iterate my employer's question.....Who in the bluest of blue Hells are you?
Lou Garou? Really......A bad werewolf pun? That's what you're going with........Ok......Your loss then.
I'm gonna level with you Lou, I got no "Real" beef with you. Unfortunately you've attracted the attentions of my boss, you've insulted him and scoffed at his fortunes.
Therein lies the problem.....You see Mr. Garou, my Lycanthropic, Misanthropic compatriot, I'm employed as a "Problem Solver" for Mr. Fats. Since you have made yourself a problem, Mr. Fats will pay me quite handsomely to.......remove you. I take no personal pleasure in doing so beyond the satisfaction of a job well done.
I certainly hope that you understand sir, It's just business.
That's it? That's the best you can do , really? What's next are you going to say Lou is poopy or Lou's a ham sammich? Actually that last one would make sense. Of course , I'd gain Fats attention if I were ham sammich. He's angry I'm not in his gigantic belly.
Why does fats need a pirate anyways? Is he hijacking twinkie boats? I mean I was just joking about the Jabba The Hut Thing but apparently you're the hans solo to his Hut. is your girlfriend Leia? Naw , She's too much of a stank to pull off such a classy role.
Oh wait you've dropped the semi-intresting johnny depp pirate gimmick for.....a perfect heel gimmick?! REALLY?! In 2011?! Sweet lord , man. You're sharing a gimmick with Chris Masters and Renee Dupree at this point. Your gimmick is almost as overused as your girlfriend.
So we've got a rich guy from the south and a pretty boy heel? What are we recreating the Early 90s WWF undercard? Is doink going to come out here and fight one of the spray water in someone's face?Actually , That'd be alot more intresting then the cheap ripoff trainwreck that is Whitey Inc.
The least you guys could do is rip off intresting gimmicks like the Great Muta or Crow Sting but insteads the fans have to deal with Ted DibiaseMcManBoobs , Mr.Perfect minus the talent and charm and a used out piece of trailer park trash he calls his girlfriend.
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Post by lodirulz on Apr 20, 2011 11:23:54 GMT -5
I had a dream, which was not all a dream. The bright sun was extinguish'd, and the stars Did wander darkling in the eternal space, Rayless, and pathless, and the icy earth Swung blind and blackening in the moonless air; Morn came, and went and came, and brought no day, And men forgot their passions in the dread Of this desolation; and all hearts Were chill'd into a selfish prayer for light:
The birds and beasts and famish'd men at bay, Till hunger clung them, or the dropping dead Lured their lank jaws; himself sought out no food, But with a piteous and perpetual moan And a quick desolate cry, licking the hand Which answered not with a caress, he died.
Blew for a little life, and made a flame Wich was a mockery; then they lifted up Their eyes as it grew lighter, and Each other's aspects. saw, and shriek'd, and died, beheld Even of their mutual hideousness they died, Unknowing who he was upon whose brow Famine had written Fiend. The world was void, The populous and the powerful was a lump, Seasonless, herbless, treeless, manless, lifeless, A lump of death, a chaos of hard clay. The rivers, lakes, and ocean stood still, And nothing stirred within their silent depths; Ships sailorless lay rotting on the sea, And their masts fell down piecemeal; as they dropp'd They slept on the abyss without a surge The waves were dead; the tides were in their grave, The moon their mistress had expired before; The winds were withered in the stagnant air, And the clouds perish'd; Darkness had no need Of aid from them. She was the universe.
Today, is the birth of the darkness.
Soon.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Apr 20, 2011 14:48:11 GMT -5
*Open with a shot of Blood smiling cockily* As usual, I'm a pretty popular guy.
My name's on everybody's lips--BRB, Richlen, Seth Drakin if he's still even capable of speech.
First, you, BRB. After seeing your performance in the ring against me, and your victory over Richlen the previous week, can there be any doubt why I wanted you in the Pantheon? I kicked your head into those steps over and over not out of hate, but out of respect; I knew, BRB, that if I had any prayer of winning that match I couldn't afford to show you any mercy. I didn't show any, I hit you as hard and as often as I could, and it still wasn't enough to keep you down!
As far as I know, me and Stone are both free week after next, and that seems as good a time as any for a title defense. So if you find a partner by then, then as far as I'm concerned you've got your match.*From the Boiler Room* *BRB paces about, an ice pack to his head again, his pipe wrench over his shoulder.* A title shot so soon is rather enticing, but my partner seems to have other concerns for the moment while I have seemingly returned to my eternal rivalry with WHITEY! FATS!*BRB smashes his pipe wrench against the cement floor.* You son of a bitch! Do we always have to do this dance? Last I checked, the score is 1-1-1.
I know you were just waiting for that opportunity to get me with the Southern Discomfort, but I'll tell you what: at Wrestlecrapocalypse, let's bury the hatchet once and for all.
Our paths keep crossing but never resolving. Win, lose, or draw, it ends, and we start things anew, and then I will truly focus on you, Ryan Blood, and maybe, just maybe, I won't go after your belt either, Brian Alexander, because if there's one thing that B! A! B! A! B! A! Bah! Bah! Bah! doesn't want a piece of, it's me! it's me! it's B! R! B!
So get ready, Whitey, and hold onto your belt, Ryan, cuz the BRB train is a-comin!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 20, 2011 15:03:45 GMT -5
I'm gong to have to re-iterate my employer's question.....Who in the bluest of blue Hells are you?
Lou Garou? Really......A bad werewolf pun? That's what you're going with........Ok......Your loss then.
I'm gonna level with you Lou, I got no "Real" beef with you. Unfortunately you've attracted the attentions of my boss, you've insulted him and scoffed at his fortunes.
Therein lies the problem.....You see Mr. Garou, my Lycanthropic, Misanthropic compatriot, I'm employed as a "Problem Solver" for Mr. Fats. Since you have made yourself a problem, Mr. Fats will pay me quite handsomely to.......remove you. I take no personal pleasure in doing so beyond the satisfaction of a job well done.
I certainly hope that you understand sir, It's just business.
That's it? That's the best you can do , really? What's next are you going to say Lou is poopy or Lou's a ham sammich? Actually that last one would make sense. Of course , I'd gain Fats attention if I were ham sammich. He's angry I'm not in his gigantic belly.
Why does fats need a pirate anyways? Is he hijacking twinkie boats? I mean I was just joking about the Jabba The Hut Thing but apparently you're the hans solo to his Hut. is your girlfriend Leia? Naw , She's too much of a stank to pull off such a classy role.
Oh wait you've dropped the semi-intresting johnny depp pirate gimmick for.....a perfect heel gimmick?! REALLY?! In 2011?! Sweet lord , man. You're sharing a gimmick with Chris Masters and Renee Dupree at this point. Your gimmick is almost as overused as your girlfriend.
So we've got a rich guy from the south and a pretty boy heel? What are we recreating the Early 90s WWF undercard? Is doink going to come out here and fight one of the spray water in someone's face?Actually , That'd be alot more intresting then the cheap ripoff trainwreck that is Whitey Inc.
The least you guys could do is rip off intresting gimmicks like the Great Muta or Crow Sting but insteads the fans have to deal with Ted DibiaseMcManBoobs , Mr.Perfect minus the talent and charm and a used out piece of trailer park trash he calls his girlfriend.OOC: Drop the Girlfriend stuff.....It's not offensive, just wrong as I don't have one nor have I mentioned one beyond mentioning Shaelin to rattle Richlen. BTW.....I almost called myself the "Reflection of Perfection" before I remembered Dupree used it. BTW, It's less Mr. Perfect more Rick Rude/Cody Rhodes.
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Post by Square on Apr 20, 2011 15:19:48 GMT -5
Wasn't it Mark Jindrak that used it, I remember because I slipped it in a couple of times hoping no one would notice when doing the Man of 1000 nicknames gimmick
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 20, 2011 15:22:36 GMT -5
Wasn't it Mark Jindrak that used it, I remember because I slipped it in a couple of times hoping no one would notice when doing the Man of 1000 nicknames gimmick Thank you, I knew it was one of the Members of La Resistance.
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Post by Square on Apr 20, 2011 15:32:57 GMT -5
Wasn't it Mark Jindrak that used it, I remember because I slipped it in a couple of times hoping no one would notice when doing the Man of 1000 nicknames gimmick Thank you, I knew it was one of the Members of La Resistance. Jindrak wasn't in La Resistance
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 20, 2011 15:36:06 GMT -5
Thank you, I knew it was one of the Members of La Resistance. Jindrak wasn't in La Resistance Well.....I AM an idiot......Follow this line of logic.... I thought Dupree used the name, Dupree WAS in La Resistance, Jindrak used the name.....ergo I somehow believed Jindrak was in La Resistance.
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Post by Square on Apr 20, 2011 15:36:58 GMT -5
Jindrak wasn't in La Resistance Well.....I AM an idiot......Follow this line of logic.... I thought Dupree used the name, Dupree WAS in La Resistance, Jindrak used the name.....ergo I somehow believed Jindrak was in La Resistance. Meh don't worry, I honestly thought Torrie Wilson was a mute with a voice over
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Apr 20, 2011 16:22:02 GMT -5
*Open with a shot of Blood smiling cockily* As usual, I'm a pretty popular guy.
My name's on everybody's lips--BRB, Richlen, Seth Drakin if he's still even capable of speech.
First, you, BRB. After seeing your performance in the ring against me, and your victory over Richlen the previous week, can there be any doubt why I wanted you in the Pantheon? I kicked your head into those steps over and over not out of hate, but out of respect; I knew, BRB, that if I had any prayer of winning that match I couldn't afford to show you any mercy. I didn't show any, I hit you as hard and as often as I could, and it still wasn't enough to keep you down!
As far as I know, me and Stone are both free week after next, and that seems as good a time as any for a title defense. So if you find a partner by then, then as far as I'm concerned you've got your match.*From the Boiler Room* *BRB paces about, an ice pack to his head again, his pipe wrench over his shoulder.* A title shot so soon is rather enticing, but my partner seems to have other concerns for the moment while I have seemingly returned to my eternal rivalry with WHITEY! FATS!*BRB smashes his pipe wrench against the cement floor.* You son of a bitch! Do we always have to do this dance? Last I checked, the score is 1-1-1.
I know you were just waiting for that opportunity to get me with the Southern Discomfort, but I'll tell you what: at Wrestlecrapocalypse, let's bury the hatchet once and for all.
Our paths keep crossing but never resolving. Win, lose, or draw, it ends, and we start things anew, and then I will truly focus on you, Ryan Blood, and maybe, just maybe, I won't go after your belt either, Brian Alexander, because if there's one thing that B! A! B! A! B! A! Bah! Bah! Bah! doesn't want a piece of, it's me! it's me! it's B! R! B!
So get ready, Whitey, and hold onto your belt, Ryan, cuz the BRB train is a-comin! One more chapter, one more page in the greatest story ever told. One more time Whitey and BRB will lock up, and once again we will steal the show.
But this is the last time, BRB. Your obsession with and jealousy of my great success is growing bothersome, and the Wrestling Messiah is not know for his patience, right, Seth?
But this time, BRB, it will mean more than ever before. With me dominating all competition, and you studying with ancient mime masters, we will finally prove once and for all who is better.
Hint: It's me.
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