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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Apr 20, 2011 16:25:51 GMT -5
This just came in from Seth Drakin's attorney
Seth Drakin has just told me that The Puppet Master will not be seen for a while
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on Apr 20, 2011 20:29:27 GMT -5
OOC: Drop the Girlfriend stuff.....It's not offensive, just wrong as I don't have one nor have I mentioned one beyond mentioning Shaelin to rattle Richlen. BTW.....I almost called myself the "Reflection of Perfection" before I remembered Dupree used it. BTW, It's less Mr. Perfect more Rick Rude/Cody Rhodes. OOC: Speaking of which, while I don't think that Alpha intended any harm when he touched off the whole "insulting the other guy's gimmick" thing by calling Whitey a DiBiase ripoff, IMHO it's not a good idea to insult the other guy's gimmick. There are all kinds of insults that characters can direct at other characters in promos, but if you say that somebody's gimmick is a ripoff or that it's boring then whether you intend it or not that insult is directed at the poster. You're saying that when they were creating their wrestler, they were too much of a hack to come up with any good ideas. Which I don't think is something you want to get into if our goal is to have a fed where there are as little hard feelings between participants as possible. Just my opinion, though, and if Whitey, BA, and Lou all don't mind this then I'll butt out.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Apr 20, 2011 20:39:04 GMT -5
OOC: Drop the Girlfriend stuff.....It's not offensive, just wrong as I don't have one nor have I mentioned one beyond mentioning Shaelin to rattle Richlen. BTW.....I almost called myself the "Reflection of Perfection" before I remembered Dupree used it. BTW, It's less Mr. Perfect more Rick Rude/Cody Rhodes. OOC: Speaking of which, while I don't think that Alpha intended any harm when he touched off the whole "insulting the other guy's gimmick" thing by calling Whitey a DiBiase ripoff, IMHO it's not a good idea to insult the other guy's gimmick. There are all kinds of insults that characters can direct at other characters in promos, but if you say that somebody's gimmick is a ripoff or that it's boring then whether you intend it or not that insult is directed at the poster. You're saying that when they were creating their wrestler, they were too much of a hack to come up with any good ideas. Which I don't think is something you want to get into if our goal is to have a fed where there are as little hard feelings between participants as possible. Just my opinion, though, and if Whitey, BA, and Lou all don't mind this then I'll butt out. To Keep things OOC: 1. I was waiting for someone to actually go on the whole "Overdone" thing with my gimmick....I'm not bothered 2. If I EVER go too far in a promo....just drop me a line, I'll dial it back. 3. Finally......and it's not a dig on Lou......I really don't get where the Girlfriend digs are coming from and that's why I can't really respond as yet.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Apr 21, 2011 18:25:32 GMT -5
Colt, Colt, Colt.... You and your Pantheon buddies don't seem to get it, do you? You really think I'll just stand back and let you unleash chaos on WWCF? HELL TO THE NO, MUCHACHOS! I may be having part of my focus on that Championship of Honor that Brian Alexander has that I'll be going for at WrestleCrapocolypse, but I'd be lyin' my Wisconsin ass off if I said I didn't give a damn about what happens in the Thunderdome, because I do.
But rest assured, Pantheon, that Ricky isn't the only one determined to stop you in your tracks. You already have Bergman, Grave, and Jackson with reason to stand against you, and if need be, I will fight alongside them all as well.
Believe you me, Colt, this is only the beginning....
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Post by "The Natural" Jeremy Grave on Apr 21, 2011 19:43:40 GMT -5
(I think the original point of this e-fed was to be ridiculous, I mean, it was the unofficial efed for Wrestlecrap. I think I'm the only person here with a truly SRS gimmick. Maybe you could count Gus and Square along side me though.)
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Post by lodirulz on Apr 21, 2011 20:16:06 GMT -5
(I think the original point of this e-fed was to be ridiculous, I mean, it was the unofficial efed for Wrestlecrap. I think I'm the only person here with a truly SRS gimmick. Maybe you could count Gus and Square along side me though.) OOC: This, and this only.
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Apr 21, 2011 20:39:14 GMT -5
(I think the original point of this e-fed was to be ridiculous, I mean, it was the unofficial efed for Wrestlecrap. I think I'm the only person here with a truly SRS gimmick. Maybe you could count Gus and Square along side me though.) i'm not entirely SRS. as i said in my profile, i can talk trash yet also be nightmarishly intense as well.
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Post by Topher is Human on Apr 22, 2011 1:58:36 GMT -5
THE STORY By Colt
The Pantheon are in charge. This is a new era, a new time. It was the ultimate culmination of Brilliance and Fate. And the changes are already apparent, and they are far from over.
Now looking to this week, we have Colt vs Evil M. Once again the Story collides. As I said on NiteRaw, he is my oldest friend in this business, he is also my oldest rival. We have had as many wars on the same side as we have on the opposing side. No matter how our careers progress we will always cross paths.
This is a true first, because this is the first time we've faced off with me as WWCF Champion, the man in charge.
Evil M, I'm not going to be all poetic. But let it be known that I have alot of respect for you since you do not beat around the bush when it comes to your intensions. You have alot of power with Hideo Nakatomi... However, play your cards right. Choose the right fate... and you could have all the power you could ever imagine.
Just something to think about before you step into the ring...
And as for CageKing, after reviewing how much of an integral part of this plan you've been... I'll gladly honor your title match request...
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Apr 22, 2011 9:29:28 GMT -5
DR Jackson: This week, the Pantheon get a taste of what they have coming to them. They learn that the Era of Attitude is not over. And they learn that with great power, comes great loss...
No need for a long winded promo about what I'm going to do, why I hate them etc. All that needs to be said are these two words...
DAMN RIGHT!
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Apr 23, 2011 12:33:29 GMT -5
*There is the sound of much hammering and drilling in the warehouse, and Richlen and Shaelin are shown working on a huge wooden something. A skidsteer sits nearby.*
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2011 0:37:44 GMT -5
*The camera shows a dark field. Rain is pouring down and only the outline of a few trees an be shown. Suddenly, lightning illuminates the field followed by a thunder clap. A man is standing in the middle of the field. The field goes dark again and a voice is heard*
Storms
*Another lightning flash accompanied by thunder.*
Some people are afraid...I am not.
Ever since I was a child, I would go out of my own safety to stand and feel the wind, the rain, and the pure energy surge through my being. I embraced it. My mom would try and coax me back in, but I ignored her and looked into the distance. The tranquil sound of thunder. The slowly churning storm clouds above me. I didn't care if I got hit by lightning.
I am not afraid.
Today is no different. A powerful system of dangerous storms rocked the southeastern United States. Most people were afraid of losing power or property damage. I wasn't. The moment I heard, I walked outside into the plains and looked out into the distance, just as I would as a child. I awaited the sweet and insulated embrace of Mother Nature to blanket me in rain and light. It was alright.
I am not afraid.
There have been many people here that have challenged me. Dared me to come into their territory and fight them on their own grounds. And I did. Some I won. Some I lost. But it was all the same. It will always be an experience like no other. It shapes who I am and makes me stronger in the long run. I am not afraid of the pain and agony I will surely go through. I am not afraid of the broken bones and bruises that I may pick up along the way. I am not afraid of the blood that will be spilled from my body in the process.
I stand in the rain. Unmoving. Unyielding. Whatever tornado that may take me, whatever hurricane that may engulf me, whatever lightning that may strike me...
I am not...afraid.
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Post by "The Natural" Jeremy Grave on Apr 28, 2011 13:01:37 GMT -5
(How many people are using Teal? Jesus)
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Post by Square on Apr 28, 2011 13:06:27 GMT -5
(How many people are using Teal? Jesus) We need to make it so that it's one colour a person
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Apr 28, 2011 13:18:09 GMT -5
I only use Teal when Shaelin is speaking.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2011 13:26:06 GMT -5
(How many people are using Teal? Jesus) We need to make it so that it's one colour a person Square, will you reconsider using the colors I established for the announcers? Because Red, Orange, and LimeGreen are used by others, so it could get confusing during shows.
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Post by Square on Apr 28, 2011 13:27:22 GMT -5
I only use Teal when Shaelin is speaking. Orchid?
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Post by Square on Apr 28, 2011 13:28:02 GMT -5
We need to make it so that it's one colour a person Square, will you reconsider using the colors I established for the announcers? Because Red, Orange, and LimeGreen are used by others, so it could get confusing during shows. I only was using them because that seemed to be the majority that was being used. What were you using?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 28, 2011 13:37:22 GMT -5
Square, will you reconsider using the colors I established for the announcers? Because Red, Orange, and LimeGreen are used by others, so it could get confusing during shows. I only was using them because that seemed to be the majority that was being used. What were you using? Hoss - ff9933King - 99ff66Muffer - ffff66
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 3, 2011 0:55:41 GMT -5
*At Parts Unknown Hospital, Fred G. Neric is to enter one of the hospital rooms where there are police officers all around the place. One of them comes up to Mr. Neric. Police Officer: Sir, this is a restricted area!! I am going to have to ask you to leave.Fred: But I was promised an interview with Seth Drakin.....*The officer goes inside for a minute and then immediately comes outside.* Police Officer: You may come in. *The officer lets Fred in and closes the door behind him. Inside we see a desk chair which you can tell Seth is sitting in.* Seth: Good evening, Mr. Neric. Jessica is resting peacefully in the other room, protected by my two security guards as well as the police commissioner and a few more cops. So if it is okay with you............I would not like to have her disturbed at this very moment. Fred: That is understandable, Mr. Drakin. Seth: Good.............*Seth turns around a his face is covered in a mask that is very similar to the one Jessica wore when she was called Noman. In between the top of the mask and his hairline, is a pretty sizable scar. * Fred: Well, I think the very first question I would like to ask is why the mask? Seth: The mask was one Jessica used to wear when she was first seen during my sad days when I was in this hospital thanks to Little Naitch almost two years ago. It reminds me of her every single day and the scar reminds me that every single day of the moment that my happiness was ruined by those thugs called the Pantheon. I hope to give each one of them a scar on their faces to remember me by. Fred: How is Jessica doing???Seth: Sadly the same as the public statement my attorney gave you. Her beautiful voiced has been snuffed out it seems, by those.........*Seth closes his eyes, gnarls his teeth, and clenches his fist* Seth: bastards........
The only solace is the fact that I can understand and speak sign language. A trait I learned when having both U.N. Owen and Mr. E as my security guards and childhood friends, who are both mute as well. They were sadly born this way so they probably will never be able to speak, but their loyalty and friendship is unspeakable. Because of that, Jessica also knows sign language and is able to speak to me through it. It has still been a very haunting experience. Fred: That is a lot to deal with and yet you seem so calm about the whole thingSeth: Do not let this calmness fool you. Inside my heart, is a wildfire of rage that can not be exstinguished. I am only calm for Jessica's sake. Fred: So I guess I should start off by asking, what are your feelings about the new ladder of power that the Pantheon has made, bumping you to second and Jessica to third?Seth: It is a sad state of affairs, but as far as match-making goes, they do have complete power over that. However, there are a few things that I craftfully omitted when I made that statement, just on the offbeat horrible luck that something like this would happen.
You see, while they do have power over match-making...........I am still the CEO of this company which means I still pay the salaries and I decide who gets hired or fired. They fooled the head of security into believing that they could get a raise for helping them and for that foolish betrayal, I have fired him with no compensation to be made an example of. I think when the Pantheon asks for security, they are going to be very suprised when none comes because the security is with me............not them. Fred: That is indeed huge and rightfully done considered what security inadvertantly caused.Seth: There was no inadvertance of it, they knew exactly what was going to happen.........and now they will have to live with that fact every single day for the rest of their life. Another punishment for their actions has been that all of their bonuses have been suspended until this time next year. If they try something like this again, the board has confirmed with me that they will not only be fired, but charged as accessories to assault or murder, depending on what happens. Fred: That is pretty steep. But I guess the major question since your attorney added that the Puppet Master will be gone for some time, when do you plan on returning???Seth: While the Puppet Master will not be returning for the foreseeable future, I will. You see, I have stripped myself of that nickname and I will earn it back when justice is served. But the bigger news is through my pain and suffering, I have assended into becoming an Archangel. You see while I never publicly talked about him like I used to, The Higher Power and I are still very close and The Higher Power will be there to aid me in this journey for Justice. Fred: One final question...........what do you have to say to the Pantheon?Seth: I may have given vague hints as to what I will do to you four, or five when Lodi decides to rear his ugly head. But here is the truth as to what will happen. Each of you will suffer a facial scar for what you did to me and unless Jessica somehow regains her voice, you will all lose your voices as well. And I don't mean by your voice to what goes on, I mean your literal voices. I don't care how I do it, I can either crush your larynx or..........I can cut out your tongues. Also there will be a time and place each one of you will have to answer to me for the crimes you have committed and just like what happened a few weeks ago, you will be on your knees begging me to stop and I will calmly look at you, and say one word: No.
You thought when you did what you did, you hit me at a weak point..........but you misunderstood what I meant. Hurting Jessica wasn't a weak point...........but merely a line you would be best not to cross. Not only did you cross that line, but you went miles upon miles past it. You say that I can choose my fate, well............I can. But your fates have been sealed and they will all come to a cruel, horrifying end. So it is written, so it is said. I have sung the anthem of the angels and you will be saying your last goodbyes.
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Post by Mr. Socko's Brother on May 3, 2011 19:23:23 GMT -5
TIM HOSS: [With obvious distaste] I'm here with Ryan Blood. He demanded that I conduct this interview and, as his employee, I'm contractually obligated to do it.
RYAN BLOOD: [resting his chin in his hand and looking bemused] Hoss, I've known for a long time that you don't like me or anybody else in the Pantheon, and clearly you'd rather be doing something else. But how would you feel if I told you that, after careful consideration, I decided you actually made a good point for once?
HOSS: [Skeptically] And what might that be?
BLOOD: What you said after me and Johnny defended our titles. About how we came across as hypocrites. I won't lie to you, Hossy, when I heard your commentary I was pissed. I mean, who the hell are you to tell us how to act? You're just a peon, Hoss, an insect, compared to us. Don't forget that. But even you make sense sometimes.
See, you actually got me wondering whether I was acting like Seth Drakin or, heaven forbid, worse. Who wants to turn into somebody they hate? Not me...and yet, I gained some understanding tonight of how Seth became what he was, how he got tempted to abuse his position time after time and succumbed to that temptation.
The cameras didn't catch it, but before the show Jackson had some words with us. He was his usual obnoxious self, and he goaded us into giving him a title shot. If I'd been thinking clearly, if Johnny had been thinking clearly, we would have told him to f*** off...but instead, we wanted to teach him a lesson, and so we made the match because we wanted to step into that ring with him and kick his ass all over it.
And then before the match, Colt approached me. What if we lost the titles, he asked? We'd be in a weaker position. Oh, we'd still be running things, we'd still be at the very top, but Colt reminded me that even on this new and improved ladder of power with all of us in the #1 spot, the tag team champions still had some pull. Did I really want to risk DR Jackson and Jeremy Grave gaining any influence?
HOSS: I think that's the first time I've heard you refer to them as just the "tag team" championships.
BLOOD: That's because I'm serious here. This isn't me screaming in rage, or gloating my ass off, or bragging about my superiority, or shouting the full name of my championship at the top of my lungs just for the hell of it.
As I was saying, Colt asked me that question and I decided that no, I didn't want to risk giving any power back to Jackson. Not after we finally succeeded in taking it from him.
That's when Colt told me his plan of exercising our rematch clause immediately after the match ended. This was when security was still 100% on our side, before Drakin went back to exercising his tyranny from his hospital bed and fired the chief in an attempt to intimidate the remaining security guards. A move which I'm sad to say seems to be at least partially successful judging by how those guys have been acting since they received word. Right after I'm finished here, I'm going to go and talk to Colt, see if we can just fire Seth and Jessica so they don't cause any more trouble. But I digress...
So yeah, you had a point, Hoss. Power's great to have, but respect's better, and who's gonna respect me as a competitor if I don't prove myself, and continue to prove myself every month to show everybody who matters that I'm still one of the best in the world? Taking the titles from Jackson and Grave when they were in that state didn't prove anything. It was like taking candy from a baby.
HOSS: So does that mean you're having a change of heart? That you'll take your win off the books and hand the belts to Jackson and Grave?
*Blood grabs Hoss by the lapels and yanks him close*
BLOOD: [growling] Of course not, you moron!
*Suddenly Blood freezes. He goes from looking angry to looking surprised, as if he's surprised at his own actions. He lets go of Hoss and paces around for a moment before speaking into the microphone again*
BLOOD: Look, Jackson never should have been given a title shot in the first place. Not after he held the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship for as long as he did. Not when there are more deserving guys on the roster who've never had a shot yet. Grave's a guy like that, but as long as he's teaming with Jackson, he's not getting another shot at these titles.
HOSS: So what you're saying is that despite everything you say about wanting to prove you can beat people fairly, that you can hold onto your championship through wrestling skill alone, you're going to let this decision stand.
BLOOD: Jackson and Grave are not the champions, and I'm not going to give that team another shot. That's my final decision. If you don't like it, tough titties. But maybe you'll feel differently about a couple of other decisions I have to announce.
HOSS: Such as?
BLOOD: For one thing, if Grave wants another shot, I'll give him one if he teams with somebody else and earns the #1 contender spot against the other teams who want to win these titles. And Jeremy, Ryan Blood is making this promise to you: should you earn that #1 contender's spot and defeat me and Stone for the titles, there will be no shenanigans. You'll have plenty of time to rest up and heal up before you have to defend it.
HOSS: How magnanimous of you.
BLOOD: Watch it, Hoss. My second announcement concerns Jonathan Michaels.
JoNo, you and me have had our differences, but do you remember what it was about? The thing that really pissed me off back when we were at each other's throats was how you'd become Hideo Nakatomi's stooge. I was trying to show you that you needed to stop letting that fossil push you around and that you needed to transform yourself from a sycophantic worm into an angry fire-breathing dragon.
Well, you did it JoNo. You're not Hideo's bitch any longer. You're a dragon. And I'm glad, because I never liked Hideo Nakatomi. Hideo ordered you to end my career, end Johnny's career. We took it personally, and that's why Johnny broke the old prick's arm after our title defense against you and Naitch was over.
So now that you're finally, FINALLY opposing Hideo, you've got my endorsement. And here's what I'm gonna do for you. First, the match you and Hideo agreed on with the winner getting that briefcase? Consider it sanctioned and made. Second, Hideo Nakatomi is going to be barred from ringside during your match, and Evil M will be too if he's not Hideo's chosen opponent for you. If our security force refuses to enforce that decree, I'll enforce it myself if I have to. Third, if you and Hideo happen to bump into one another backstage one of these days and you decide to give him the beating he deserves, you don't need to worry about fines or suspensions or anything.
That's all I've gotta say, Hoss. Now get outta here.
Oh wait, one more thing: Seth, stop trying to sound like Rorschach. There. NOW I'm finished.
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